Kitten Bowl Page #8

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Yup.

But I just found out

recently you're a big cat lover.

You know everybody

associates me with

pitbulls because of my

sweet girl Isabel.

Izzy. And you know that four

years ago we started a pet food

company. Made to human

standards, made here in

America, no fillers, called

Nutrish for dogs. Because

I care about what I give

my animals as much as I

care about what I feed my

husband, or my mom, or

myself. And I feel like

there's so many pet owners

that want that presence of

mind. That security. So we

wanted to have a, a quality that

was unmatched in, in the industry.

Since day one I've given

one hundred percent of my

proceeds to animal rescue.

Can we talk about

how much that is?

Over five million

dollars.

Over five million dollars

to rescue. I have goosbumps,

look at it.

Yeah. It's great. It's

really wonderful.

And it's about time the

cats are benefiting from your

Nutrish.

And my mom has been

asking for this forever, but

again we wanted to make sure it

was the best quality product,

period on the market. We

have wet and dry, it just

came out.

What is this called?

It's in the stores now.

Paw lickin' chicken

and liver recipe.

Isn't that adorable.

Alright should we, oh I

have a sleeping kitten on my

lap.

It'll wake him up.

Let's see if it does

it. What is that?

What is that?

How great to wake

up for a snack, with a

snack right under your mouth.

Breakfast in bed, right?

Crazy. Its like a kitty brunch.

This is the cutest.

Alright turn around and

look what's happening

behind you.

Can we get in and play

with them? Can we go?

Let's do it.

Can we get in the bowl?

Let's go Rach.

Okay.

Hi guys! Are you

playin'? All of these guys

are gonna get adopted,

right Beth?

Oh my gosh.

Everybody's up for

adoption at North Shore Animal

League.

But I just

like to tell people they

can get any kittens that

look just like this at

their local shelter. So

maybe they inspire people

to adopt. Right?

These are precious

babies.

Well Rach, thank you for

all of your wonderful work with

animal rescue and...

Thank you for having me.

This was a blast.

I mean Rachel Ray and

Kitten Bowl. It's, it's a

perfect combination. Alright more

Kitten Bowl right after the break.

The Hallmark Channel Locker Room

Cam is brought to you by Bounty.

Welcome back to the Kitten

Bowl. We just saw our

kittens in the locker room

ready to take the

field one last time. We're

moments away from our

championship game. But

first let's take a

look back at some of the

highlights from game two.

Game two of Kitten

Bowl was a high spirited and

high scoring affair full

of cuddles and huddles.

The first quarter saw both

teams scoring touchdowns

and field goals alike.

With the Cedar Cove

Cougars besting the Home and Family

Felines by three.

The second quarter saw some

hair-raising defense and was low on

scores. But Cedar Cove

managed to stay on top.

In the third quarter

the Home and Family Felines

mounted a solid comeback. And it

seemed there was a chance

that Manning and his mates

could upset the opposition.

However the Cedar Cove Cougars

sealed the game's fate with a

litter of touchdowns in

the fourth.

Let's go to our pop

culture correspondent Kristen

Aldridge to hear what

people are talking

about today. Kristen?

Thanks Beth. I am here

in gorgeous sunny Los

Angeles. It is absolutely the

purr-fect day to enjoy

the Kitten Bowl. You know

what's trending big

time right now online? Cat

videos. That's right

and Beth of course you're

there enjoying all the

action. It's one of the

most exciting events of

the year. I'm jealous.

Take me with you

next time. Back to You.

Great. Thanks Kristen.

Now let's shake things up with

some awesomely silly cat

videos.

Alright let's get to our

starting lineup.

Starting for the Bengals

Meowshawn Lynch

Manti Meow

Snowball

Tim Teepaw

Dandy Dalton

and their all-star Ferrell

Owens.

Starting for the Cougars

Dan Furrino

Crazy Legs

Terry Bradclaw

Hairy Rice

Calico Purress

and their all-star Tomcat Brady.

John, Renee here I am

midfield before the big game

between the Cedar Cove

Cougars and the North

Shore Bengals and it is

sure to be a good one. But

I'm here to give these guys

some encouragement. Okay.

Now what I want you guys

to know is this, remember

who you are. I want to see

all the adorableness that

I can see out of you. You

are what the Kitten Bowl

is all about. Remember

your rich tradition of

cuteness, riding around on

robotic floor cleaners on

the internet. Playing the

piano. Jumping in and out

of anything. People love

you. And you got to give

it to them. Okay, Johnson?

Okay I know your real

name's not Johnson, but I'm a

coach so there's got to be

a Johnson. I need you to

give them that take me

home now look, okay? Fluffy,

okay I know your

name's not Fluffy, but

Johnson's already taken.

I'm gonna need some

frolicking out of you.

Some serious frolicking.

Alright I know you're

saving your energy for

the game. That's a good

strategy. Good strategy.

And Snowball. I've

always wanted a cat named

Snowball. Or should I

say another cat named

Snowball. I can't take it

anymore. Alright guys back

to you. They're so cute.

Chuck, these two

teams have scratched

and clawed their way to the

championship game. And

deservedly so. They each

earned their spot in this

game. With the Bengals

nipping their way past the

Lions by a whisker and the

Cougars pouncing all

over a confused Felines

squad.

And we're underway in the much

anticipated Kitten Bowl

championship game. And the

Bengals take the opening

kick off. Manti Meow at

the fifty.

Snowball

misses the handoff. The

ball's up for grabs and

the Cougars recover.

Snowball takes control at the

forty. Looking to pass

downfield, and the pass

is complete to Ferrell Owens.

From his fifty to the

Cougar thirty. Oh and he pauses.

Looking for some backup.

Works his way to the

twenty and the Cougars

stop him In his tracks.

Tomcat Brady takes

control at forty. He seems

to be calling an audible, John.

He may be

calling. But his teammates

aren't answering. Brady

taking his time, Renee. I

think he may be getting

a little too cute here.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. Ten yards.

As you can see here,

John. Brady is just too cute. I

can't believe he thought he

could get away with that.

The Bengals

looking to capitalize off

the Cougar penalty.

Snowball listening to the

play call from coach Jim

Harpaw jumps into action,

but his efforts are

thwarted due to a lack of

focus.

Right, John.

Snowball appears to have

other things on his mind.

An inside source told me

these cat-letes had a

little too much fun in the

city last night.

Catnip?

Yes, John. Sad but true.

Dandy Dalton,

showing no signs of a

catnip hangover, pounces on

the ball at the ten, but

can't seem to get a grip on it.

Crazy Legs brings the ball to

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