Kitten Bowl Page #5

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the crowd to close out the first

half fourteen, thirteen, Lions.

The second half saw our Kitten

Bowl Super Track, which

lead to a scoring frenzy.

Both teams scoring and

answering each other in

what was one of the most

exciting halves of kitten

football I've seen In a while.

In the end the top

ranked North Shore Bengals

proved to be too much for the

Last Hope Lions and sealed their

fate in the Kitten Bowl

championship game. Let's

see who the Bengals will

face after our next game.

Let's check out what's going

on in the locker room.

Locker Room Cam is

brought to you by Bounty.

Alright, let's go back to

the purr-king lot.

Alright it's time to

meet our next kittens.

Taking the field first

are the Home and Family

Felines. The team with

black and white fur,

wearing the orange

collars. The Felines have

earned their spot in this

game with cuddly defense

and an adorable knack for

cuteness.

The Feline starters are

Jay Catler

Midnight

Crawlin' Cat-PurrNip

Lucky

Troy Paw-Lamalau

and the famous Feline Manning.

The clear team leader for the

Felines has led his team here

with speed. This agile kitten

is known for his electric

personality and excellence

in the no cuddle offense.

He'll surely be looking to

lead his team to victory today.

Up next are the Cedar Cove

Cougars. A team that may

look extremely adorable

and innocent, but make

no mistake these cuddly

kittens have come to play.

With their trademark red

collars, these kittens

will be trying to corral a

victory today. Defense is

the name of the Cougars'

game. And barring any

unnecessary cuteness

penalties. I look for them

to have a great game today.

Starting for the Cougars

Dan Furrino

Calico Purress

Hairy Rice

Crazy Legs

Terry Bradclaw

and their all-star, Tomcat

Brady. This tomcat always finds

a way to get his paws on the

pigskin. Leading the league with

the most offensive

passing yards and a great

receiver in his own right.

Brady will surely bring

his trademark good looks

and game face to the matchup.

Welcome back to Hallmark

Channel Stadium for game

two of the Kitten Bowl.

This game's matchup

is between the Home and

Family Felines and the

Cedar Cove Cougars. You

can adopt great cat-letes

like these at your local

animal shelter right now.

If you wanna bring

more fun and love into your

home, adopt a kitten today

from your local shelter.

And we're underway in game two

of the Kitten Bowl between

the Cedar Cove Cougars and

the Home and Family Felines.

Each team trying to get a feel

for the game here.

The pressure of this matchup

must be intense, John.

The Cougars look to

strike first and Hairy Rice

gallops into the end zone.

Touchdown.

They line up for

climbs up the goal post.

The Cougars strike first here in game two.

And the score is seven, nothing. The

Felines look to get back

in this game in a hurry.

Sprinting down the field

looking to get some

offense moving.

The Cougars' defense

looking to get an appeal from

the ref.

They better

pay attention, look to the

Feline end zone. Looks like that's

Troy Paw-Lamalau at the five.

And touchdown, Felines.

The Cougars can

only look on in disbelief.

The felines line up for the extra point.

And it's good.

Knotting the score

at seven a piece.

The Cougars'

Crazy Legs, the all-pro

out of Neuter Dame takes

the ball at the twenty-five yard

line looking to pass.

Ooh. And the

receiver outruns the

defender, but the pass was

over thrown out of the

end zone.

Well Renee, it looks like he

just threw that one away.

The Felines take the ball

at the twenty looking to

gather some momentum.

Crazy Legs has the ball at

the fifteen. Keeping

a close watch on the

defense.

And Crazy

Legs springs into the end zone

for another Cougar touchdown.

And the extra point is up

and onto the upright.

It's good. Putting the Cedar

Cove Cougars up fourteen, seven.

The Cougars

are off to another great

start here. This has the

potential to be a blowout.

Oh don't speak too soon, Renee.

The Home and Family Feline

defender Midnight is into

action.

Swatting the potential touchdown out of the end

zone. Great defensive effort there by the Felines.

A Tomcat

Brady takes the ball at

the twenty to the fifteen.

And leaves it there

for something more interesting.

That looks

like a mouse to me, John.

Well Tomcat just got a

mouse full.

Things look to be

getting hairy on the Cougar

sideline, John.

But wait. They're

distracted by a lovely young

cheerleader dancing on the sideline.

And the fascination wears off.

And Tomcat Brady

fumbles a snap, but had no open

receivers. The Cougars

get stopped at the thirty.

They're gonna have to go

for the kick.

The kick is up and it's good.

And with that field goal the

Cougars increase their

lead seventeen to seven.

The Feline D seems to be

caught up in their own

world here, John. Bouncing

all over the sidelines.

Troy Paw-Lamalau is really

falling apart. This could

be a cat-tastrophe for the

Felines.

Great goal line

defense by the Felines.

The Felines gain control of the

ball at midfield.

Ooh. And the Felines make

a run down the far sideline past

a sleeping Cougars defense.

And it's a Feline touchdown.

Feline Manning rolls

into the end zone light as

feather.

And the

extra point is up, but Jay

Catler seems to be

distracted by the

billboard for his favorite

TV show, Home and Family on

Hallmark Channel.

We all love Home and

Family, but Catler has to

get his head back in the game.

The Home and Family

Felines strike at the end of the

first quarter. Clawing

closer to the Cedar Cove

Cougars, with the score

seventeen, thirteen.

We'll have more cat on cat

action when we return.

Welcome back to the Kitten

Bowl. I'm so excited I'm

here with my friend Hoda Kotb.

I'm so excited

to be at the Kitten Bowl.

I heard some thing.

What did you hear?

You adopted recently

your first pet ever.

Yeah. I, you know what's

funny? I never had a pet

because both my parents

were like, look we already

have three animals. That

was me, my brother and

sister. And they were

against a pet. And I, I

always wanted a pet and

it took this long.

I can't believe it.

I mean I'm forty-nine

years old living in New York. I

got my very first dog and

I have to tell you, I, I

honestly wasn't sure how I

would be. I di... , you

don't know what you don't

know.

It's true.

So what happened was

I get this dog and...

You adopted this dog.

I adopted

this dog from PAWS Chicago.

Which is a great adoption

agency and I wanted to

name him. So I go Mom I

think I'm gonna name him

Blake after Blake Shelton.

She goes oh no don't do

that. It's not Good. It's

not. It, it sounds very weird.

He's married. I go Mom it's

fun. And she goes no don't

do it. And so I said okay, you

know what, I'm not gonna do

it. I get to work that day

and I go we're ready to

announce a name and

everyone goes are you

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