Kitten Bowl Page #6

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going to name the dog

today? And I go yeah. What are

you going to name it? Blake? I

said no, no. I'm gonna

name him um, Charlie. And

they go but you said

Blake. You said Blake.

They kept repeating it

over and over again and I

go. Why does everyone care

what I'm naming my dog?

Like who cares?

People care.

I got on the set and I go

I wanted to name my dog

Blake, but everyone

thought it was weird and I

was becoming stalkerish

and crazy. So I'm gonna

name my dog Charlie. And

then all of a sudden on the

overheads on the loud

speaker I hear, Hoda is

that you? I thought you

were naming that dog after

me? Do I don't want to

hear you namin' that dog

Charlie. His name is Blake

Shelton.

Of course he wanted

you to name your baby

after him.

I got to

tell you when I say Blake

and I cuddle up with

Blake.

He's your man

forever. Thanks Hoda for

being here with me today.

My pleasure. So much fun. Okay

back to you John and Renee.

And we're back for the

second quarter of the

second semi final game in

the Kitten Bowl. With the

Cedar Cove Cougars on top of the Home

and Family Felines seventeen, thirteen.

There's plenty more game to be played

and it surely won't disappoint.

Uh oh,

John. It appears Crawlin'

Cat-PurrNip is rollin'

around in catnip near the

end zone.

Yeah Renee, that's a

clear violation of the league's

substance abuse policy.

Now at the other end of

the field Crazy Legs is

moving the ball toward the

goal line. But he's stopped

by Midnight. Great play by

the Feline defense.

Ooh. And Jay Catler has

some words for his

teammate. Knocking the

ball back into Cougar

territory. These teammates

really need to get

together. This is the

biggest game of the season.

Dan Furrino is in good

position near midfield and

he makes a move downfield.

Great

defense by the Felines.

Stopping him at the thirty

and Paw-Lamalau likes what

he sees from his teammates.

Crazy Legs toying on

the far sideline looks to pass.

And Tomcat Brady

breaks into open field at

the ten, five, touchdown,

Cougars.

The Feline defense is stunned.

Let's see

that again in our Kitten

Bowl replay. What a score

by Brady. Putting the

Cedar Cove Cougars on top

of the Home and Family

Felines twenty-three, thirteen.

They line up for the

extra point.

And it's good.

The Felines may be behind

in points, but they definitely

aren't short on charm. Look at

them go.

Crazy Legs has great

ball control at midfield.

Well Renee, the

Cougars seem to be on

cruise control here. They

just need to keep playing

a team game.

And some wrestling

is breaking out on the far

sideline. It seems to be

between two Cougar players,

John.

Ooh and that will

surely draw a flag.

Illegal use of the

claws. Fourth down.

Hairy Rice can't

believe the call on his

teammates. And the playfulness

seems to be contagious, Renee.

The Feline defenders are

really upset with each

other.

Paw-Lamalau

taking out his frustrations

on anyone he can reach.

And Tomcat Brady

takes a pass from Crazy Legs for

a touchdown.

Look at that teamwork,

John. Crazy Legs drops a dime

for Brady, and he knows just

what to do with that.

And the extra point is up.

Ohhh.

A miss for the Cedar

Cove Cougars. Things are

looking dismal for the

Felines. With the score

thirty, to thirteen. Wow

Renee, the Felines have

given up and are back to

the old ways looking

like some rough alley cats. Chasing

the Cougars around the field.

Woah. Paw-Lamalau

has lost his shirt here,

John. That tackle will

surely draw a penalty.

Penalty. Biting. First

down.

Biting? Uh oh. Well

the Felines have bitten off

more than they can chew today.

The Felines

may not be trying to win

the game here, but they

certainly are trying to

win the hearts of the fans with

their adorable playfulness.

And the posturing

continues, Renee.

The Felines have given up

on this half of play. All

pretense of sportsmanship

has gone out the window.

The Felines just

want to get outta here

John, trying to

scale the wall of Hallmark

Channel Stadium.

The kittens seem to have taken a

break from the game to well,

just be loveable kittens.

And that will do it

for the second quarter. A real

let down for the Felines and

the Cougars off to a

large lead with a score of

thirty to thirteen.

Hi. I'm fitness trainer Bob

Harper and I'm here to

tell you that your

pet could be your best

personal trainer. Play

with your pets. Take them

for a walk, whatever the

case may be. You'll be

getting exercise and so

will they.

The cat fight continues

right after this.

And welcome back to

the Kitten Bowl. And right now

joining us in the booth is

comedian and cat lover

Chuck Nice. Well Chuck,

what do you think of the

game so far?

Well I got to tell you,

John. I think these cats have

really come to play. It's

been a long season of them

scratching and clawing

their way to the big game

and I for one am

overwhelmed with all of the

adorableness that I'm

seeing right now. I like

to call this Cutie

Palooza. I know it's the

I like it. We're sticking

with it. Uh, let's talk a

little bit about the North

Shore Animal League and

all the work that they're doing.

Yeah absolutely. You know

the North Shore Animal League.

The great thing that

people don't understand

when they uh, adopt

is that they're not just

bringing love to an

animal. They're actually

bringing love into the

home. So it's a two way

street, you know? And it's

a wonderful thing because

not only are you saving

the life of a precious

animal. But you're

enriching your own life.

And I know that that's not

funny, but I don't care.

That was on my heart and

I had to say it.

Oh well

thanks Chuck. The kittens

certainly do warm the

heart. And they're heating

up the turf as we enter

the third quarter of game

number two. With the

Home and Family Felines

trailing the Cedar

Cove Cougars, thirty to

thirteen.

Again for the second half of the qualifying

games we have brought in our Kitten Bowl's

Super Track. It's sure to be an

exciting half of play, John.

Both teams off to a

fairly conservative start here.

Considering the savage

play of the first half.

John, you have to

wonder if these teams have

any gas left in the tank

after that combustible

first half. Well I got to tell you

guys when it comes to Cougars versus

Felines, I'm not supposed

to take sides. But I can

say that I'm pretty partial to Cougars.

That's just a personal aside.

Crazy Legs working the

ball into Feline territory.

The Cougars are looking

to add to their lead, John.

They want to take this

game out of the hands of a

very capable

Feline Manning offense.

Touchdown!

Hello kitty we got ourselves a

touchdown.

And the Felines get in

the end zone for a touchdown.

Jay Catler trying to rally his

team back from a seventeen

point deficit. Makes quick

work here to start the

third quarter. The Felines

line up for the extra

point. And it's good. Climbing

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