Klovn Forever Page #7

Year:
2015
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I'm your man.

See you, Lars!

- Hi.

- What the hell do you want?

- I want to show you something.

- No. We're not doing this, Frank.

Christensen! Two seconds,

and I'll leave! It's important!

It had better be, Frank.

It's a truck with all our books.

If you don't want it published,

then of course it shouldn't be.

Do with them as you please.

Hi, Cille.

What are you doing?

Why are you letting him leave?

Frank, come back!

He's your best friend! Come back!

- Yes?

- It's me!

- Hi.

- Hey! Hi.

Uhm... awesome, with the books.

Great job.

Okay. Well, if you don't want it

published, then it shouldn't be.

Seriously, Frank. Let's move on.

I have no problem forgiving you.

- Yeah? Well, I forgive you, too!

- That's where we're at now, right?

Let's be mature about this

and move on! Great!

And Frank, I have an idea.

I'm looking at the truck

and doing some calculations -

- and there's 30M kroner's worth

of books in that truck!

Now that we're friends,

the book should be published!

- Come over.

- I'll be right there!

- We'll drop off Cille at Iben's.

- Sure!

Great, CC! Bye.

- Can I drive it?

- Yes! Drive!

Shut up, and let me focus.

Cheers!

Don't say anything about the truck.

- Hi, sweetie.

- Hi.

Hey, you.

- I'll call you, Dad.

- Yes, do!

- So... Merry Christmas.

- Yes, Merry Christmas.

- Your hair looks great...

- Shut your f***ing ass!

You throw her in the arms

of a bunch of pedophile bastards!?

What the hell, Uncle Frank!?

I'm shocked

at your general unfitness!

As a father, as a human being.

As everything! We're done! Totally done!

Yes. So... yes.

F*** you.

- What now?

- Another 500 meters then turn right.

We're here!

And Frank, I'm so impressed with you.

And it's awesome

that you forgive me, too.

Yes, of course.

The Phoenix stunt, damn! The fact that

I had my dick inside Mia for 5 seconds -

- would've been too much

for most men.

- What?

- You left to get condoms.

I stuck my dick in Mia to keep it hard,

you know.

- You had your willy inside Mia?

- Yes. For five measly seconds! Jeez!

- You're a crap friend!

- You f***ing suck, Frank!

What the hell did you do?

- Ulrich! It's Frank!

- Ask Casper!

Is that my 30 million down there?

Get those books up! Now!

- You're an a**hole!

- Wait till I get my hands on you!

I hate you!

I hate you!

- You can sit here and relax.

- Yes, that's fine. Hi.

- I'll come get you in about 30 minutes.

- Yes.

Merry Christmas.

That dog looks just like Jack.

It licked my ass in LA.

I never told you that...

Okay, fair enough.

Battle Cat... as it turns out,

we never went to school together.

He claimed that we...

And I did have trouble recognizing...

He was just some guy I met in a bar,

and then somehow...

So I am your oldest friend!

What... uhm...

We're on our way to my parents'

to celebrate Christmas...

...and we just wanted

to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Thank you.

And a Merry Christmas to you, too.

- Fie, did you have a present for Dad?

- This is for you.

Sweetie...

I don't have anything for you, honey.

This makes me so happy, sweetie.

How are you?

We miss you a little bit.

I miss you, too, honey.

It was wonderful to see

Mia and the kids.

It was just what I needed.

Look what I figured out.

I stole the work shift schedule -

- and tonight, December 24, all the

nurses without children are working.

Obviously, those with kids are at home.

So, alI the nurses working tonight -

- are horny as hell.

So, I got my hands on this fella.

We get them tipsy

and have a Christmas hush-hush.

- Come on, Frank. We need a good time.

- I'm done with the hush-hush.

- Why?

- It's overrated.

It's Christmas Eve! Jesus's birthday!

Yes, but shouldn't we

tone down the hush-hush?

I'm doing one of them for damn sure.

- Good evening.

- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas right back at you.

Did you hear that? 'Merry Christmas'.

'Merry Christmas'. Look at that...

I'll take the one in white, Frank.

They're going into room 2!

That's our cue, Frank.

Let's get 'em. Come on!

- Our cue?

- They don't have kids! I have wine.

- Come on!

- How is that a cue for anything?

- It's halfway inside already!

- No...

- They went into room 2! I have wine...

- I'm not coming.

- Come on, Frank!

- No!

Hi, hi! I was wondering,

may one enter room 2?

- Certainly.

- Absolutely.

Okay, I'll have a glass!

Just the one.

Casper, I'm coming!

- Look, Frank.

- Huh?

Look.

Wow!

Hi, Malthe.

You can walk.

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