Knock Knock Page #3

When I'm with a guy,

I want him to have the time of his life.

- No rules.

- None.

Nothing's off limit, sexually.

Sex with boundaries

isn't really sex.

If our bodies are capable

of doing it,

then we were meant to. Right?

Oh, Evan?

Can I use your bathroom?

Of course. It's, uh, down

the hall on the right.

Thanks.

I don't know any of these.

Well, I have pretty

eclectic taste.

You have Spanish music.

Chilean, actually.

My wife loves her,

Fran Valenzuela.

Can you put it on?

Sure.

She's really talented.

She started composing

when she was 13.

This is her third album.

Wow!

How did you know

that would mix?

DJ'ing is like mixing a drink.

First you find

the right ingredients,

then you find the blend.

Evan, I have something

to confess.

Yes?

I'm glad we knocked

on your door.

I'm having a way better

time here

then at that stupid party we were

supposed to go to.

Well, I have to confess,

it's not usually this exciting around here

at 1:
30 in the morning.

It's like destiny

that we were meant to meet.

Do you believe in destiny, Evan?

I'm an architect.

So obviously I believe

that things happen by your own design.

Well, I do.

I don't think

people just meet randomly.

I think that

if we are here, together,

it's because

there's something we have to

learn from each other.

Discover.

It's here.

I'll go get Genesis.

I'll get your clothes.

What the f***!

Guys!

Guys, the car's outside.

Guys, I have your clothes,

they're pretty much dry.

Guys!

All right, I'm coming in,

I'm not looking, so excuse me.

- Surprise!

- Surprise!

What the f*** are you doing?

- Come on, Evan. Join us.

- Yeah, join the party.

- Come here.

- The car's outside.

The car can wait. Come on.

I'm gonna tell the driver

that you're coming out.

Get dressed. Now.

Please. Here's your clothes.

Evan. Look at us.

Come on...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

I can't do this.

I'm married.

Happily. Okay?

Yes. You can.

Hey, it's our little secret.

Whoa, stop. Stop.

It's just sex.

We're all adults here.

I'm flattered.

But really, I can't.

Please, get dressed.

Yeah, you can.

Come on, just one day.

Just relax and enjoy it.

You like this?

Have you ever had two girls

do this to you before?

- Happy Father's Day!

- Happy Father's Day!

It's time for the Family Feud!

Introducing the Levy family!

- Morning, Daddy.

- Evan! Evan!

Watch this!

Belly! Belly! Catch! Catch!

Sorry, Belly.

I thought you guys left.

- We made you breakky.

- I'm not hungry.

Monkey, that's mine.

And the star of Family Feud,

Richard Dawson!

You two live together?

Yeah.

Where?

Why, Evan?

So I can drive you there.

I haven't been home

in like four years.

This could be our home.

I'll drive you

wherever you want.

Did I say something funny?

Mmm-hmm.

I want to go to Paris, Evan.

No, let's go to Tokyo.

London.

Rome.

Don't let your breakky get cold.

Hey, baby.

Hey, you're alive.

Yeah, ah, barely.

I forgot how strong

Vanessa's weed was.

I just woke up.

You are such a lightweight.

- How are the kids?

- Not so good.

- What happened?

- Evan!

Jake got stung by a jellyfish.

He was crying.

- Oh, no!

- Yeah.

Poor little guy.

- He's okay now.

- Where is he?

He's back at the beach.

It was a little bit hairy

for a while,

but now he's okay.

What about you?

How's your project?

Great. Great. Great.

Uh, I'm in a really good

groove now,

so, home stretch.

Okay, then don't let me

interrupt you.

Let's talk later.

You seem a little distracted.

No. That's not what I meant.

It's just...

so I don't have to think

about it, you know?

Maybe if I get done early,

I can,

I can drive out there.

Baby, I get it. Don't stress.

Do what you have to do.

- I love you.

- Love you, too.

Don't smoke all our weed.

I won't. I promise.

- Bye.

- Ciao.

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

Are you hungry now?

Get up! And get dressed!

Right now!

Excuse me, sir.

Can you tell me where Evan is?

You know, that sweet guy that

saved two girls from the rain?

He's gone. Get the f*** up.

Let's go.

I don't appreciate

your tone of voice.

Go!

Come on, Belly. Looks like

Evan lost his sense of humor.

Go!

Hello!

Let's go!

Where's Bel?

I don't know,

she's not my friend.

Bel!

Bel!

Bel?

What the f*** are you doing?

You tell us to get dressed.

Come on. Playtime's over.

Evan, can you hold me?

Please, just once more.

- Please, I miss your hugs.

- Bel. Listen to me.

You're leaving. Now.

Get dressed.

- I love you.

- Bel...

- I love you.

- No!

I love you so much.

God damn it! F***!

I love you. I can't help it.

I'm crazy about you.

You have three minutes!

I'll be outside!

Get dressed!

Let's go!

What in the f***

are you doing!

You have any idea

what you've done?

Yeah. It's called art.

We were inspired

from last night. Remember?

I'm calling the f***ing police.

Go ahead.

What the f*** is so funny!

I just have

a funny story for them.

It's called

"To Catch a Predator."

What the f*** are you

talking about?

Fifteen to 20 years?

I think it is 20.

Fifteen gets you 20, right?

- I don't believe it.

- You don't have to.

The jury will.

Statutory rape, Evan.

Twenty years behind bars.

And that's just for one of us.

And I'm not planning

on taking a shower.

I have evidence.

Really?

So how could you be a flight

attendant if you're only 15?

What the f***! What?

We saw that in a movie, Evan.

I told you he'd believe it.

Do you want to check my ID?

She doesn't have one,

she's too young.

Okay.

What do you want?

We want to make breakky

for you every morning.

Come on.

Just tell me.

How much do you want?

Don't be mad, Evan.

That's not you.

- You're different from the others.

- Yeah.

How much!

What do you think we are,

hookers?

Jesus, Evan,

we're not f***ing whores!

Yeah.

You're the f***ing whore!

Whore!

Evan?

It's Vivian!

Do not move!

Evan!

Evan, I'm so sorry I'm late,

but that storm blew

branches out all over town.

It even knocked

two traffic lights out.

I swear, I swear I was sitting

there for 15 minutes

and I was trying to navigate,

but there was repair trucks.

It's fine. It's fine.

Actually, I'm feeling

much better.

Oh, then that's really good

because then this'll help.

I'll give you

a relaxation massage,

it'll help circulate.

Actually... Karen should have

told you,

I have a lot of work to do

this weekend.

I love Karen. I love her

so much, how is she?

She is so talented.

I cannot wait

to see her exhibition.

In fact, you know what?

Jim and I are going

to drive up for the opening

if I can get out

of that conference

I have in Sonoma

with those massage therapists.

You know how that can be.

He doesn't want your massage.

Do you, baby?

Get back inside.

Don't let me get cold.

This is really upsetting, okay?

I'm here to heal,

but this is really...

This is upsetting!

- It's upsetting!

- It's not what you think.

No, no.

It's exactly what I think!

But you know what?

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