Knock Knock Page #4
It's your life.
- Vivian, please.
- I... Don't.
It's your relationship, Evan.
Look, I'm a DJ like Evan!
Why didn't you let
your girlfriend in?
Are you ashamed of us?
Or are you f***ing her, too?
- Get out of my house!
- Be careful,
these two cute little girls
can put you behind bars
- for the rest of your life!
- Get out of my house!
Your neighbors?
What would your wife say if we told
her everything we did last night?
Get out!
It's gonna be such a shame
to see your wife divorce you!
And your business ruined
over a single night of perversion!
You wanna go door-to-door
telling your neighbors
you're a child molester?
What would the other parents do?
Let their kids play here if
you're a convicted pedophile?
There's Evan!
I didn't think
you had it in you.
911, what's your emergency?
I'd like to report a break-in.
You're calling from 458...
Can you give us a ride?
Let's go.
Well, this isn't awkward at all.
Cool car, Evan.
This one on the right.
Out.
You're not gonna get out and say bye?
Go.
Don't you want to come in
and meet my mom?
- Oh!
- Bye!
Send our love
to Karen and the kids!
Bye!
Hello?
Oh, my God!
Oh!
What the hell are you doing?
Genesis, please,
this is crazy, untie me!
What's the point of this?
I'm a good person.
I made a mistake.
We can forget
this ever happened.
Please! Please!
Haven't you ever made a mistake?
Daddy!
Oh, Daddy!
Look what I found.
Oh, my God!
You take that off.
That's my daughter's.
You take that off!
You like how it fits me, Daddy?
- Look.
- Take those off,
you f***ing crazy b*tch!
Okay.
You know, every girl's first love
is their daddy, huh?
You're sick.
You like what you see?
Huh?
You like what you see?
Daddy?
- Huh?
- No.
Bel.
Untie me.
Untie me, please.
If you really love me,
untie me.
Ignore that a**hole.
He's not an a**hole.
He's my Daddy.
You don't listen to her, Daddy.
She doesn't love you
the way I do.
I love you, Daddy.
I've loved you ever since
Mommy brought you home.
Remember that night
when we were all alone
and you snuck into my room?
And I pretended to be asleep.
But when you took off
my clothes,
I couldn't pretend any longer.
We did things
I hope you're not angry
at me anymore, Daddy.
I only did that to Mommy
because I wanted you
all to myself.
Bel, Bel, untie me, please?
Please.
You can tuck me in
like you always did.
What's wrong, Daddy?
Huh?
Don't you want to f***
your little girl again?
Did you forget what you did
to me all those years?
Why did you do that to me?
Why did you do that to me!
- Bel...
- Why?
Stop! Bel!
Stop! Bel!
Bel, stop!
Why did you do that to me!
Why!
Why did you do that to me!
Stop! Stop!
Bel! Stop, please!
Stop it! Stop it!
Shh.
Untie me.
What the f*** is that?
You're not hiding something,
are you, Evan?
What are you hiding here, huh?
Come on, where is it, Daddy?
It's Karen on FaceTime!
- I've been dying to meet her.
- Answer it.
- Let's get to know her.
- No! No!
You're right,
this could get awkward.
- What are you doing?
- Much better.
Don't!
Can a cock answer an iPhone?
Yes, Belly,
but it's gotta be hard.
Okay.
No! Please!
- It could be my kids!
- Hi Evan, welcome back.
So? Have they ever seen
a cheating dick before?
How about covered
in her lipstick?
Okay! Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. Please.
Bel, I'll do whatever you want.
Yes! Yes!
Okay. Okay.
Now, f*** me, Daddy!
- F*** me!
- Attaboy, Evan.
F*** her.
F*** her
like it was last night.
Yeah, f*** her good!
F*** me, Daddy!
F*** me like you f***
your little daughter!
Doggy style, Belly!
You want something to eat, Bel?
No, I'm okay.
Okay.
F*** me, Daddy!
F*** me like you f*** Mommy!
Yeah, Daddy's little girl!
You're a good little girl!
- F*** me, Daddy!
- Yeah!
F*** me like you f*** Mommy!
Ow!
Arghh!
My scar! My scar! My scar!
My surgery!
You've been
a very bad boy, Evan!
Please, please, please
take it out! Take it out!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my...
...God!
Why did you hit me, Daddy?
Now we have to punish you.
Welcome to America's
favorite game show,
Who Wants to be a Pedophile!
Where we give the audience
what they want!
The chance to punish
a pedophile.
But first,
let's welcome our lovely,
beautiful and charming,
Ms. Bel!
Hello, Ms. Bel.
For tonight's contestant,
we have a very special one,
he's not only an architect
but also a DJ,
a husband, a father of two,
possibly three.
Four.
All the way from
one percent land,
Mr. Evan Webber!
Ms. Bel, would you please
get our contestant ready?
Sure.
You're both crazy
f***ing b*tches!
You look 21, you lied to me!
Oh, like you lied to your wife?
What I tell my wife is
none of your goddamn...
God! God!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
My ears! My ears!
I'll go deaf! I'll go deaf!
This is f***ing serious!
I could go deaf!
The game hasn't started yet.
Our first category...
Schoolyards.
How far away from school
will Evan have
to pick up his kids?
100 yards?
500 yards?
Or two miles?
This is f***ing sick!
Arghh!
Wrong answer.
Correct answer is
you can't pick up your kids from prison.
F***, f***, f***, f***, f***!
Please!
What's our next category,
Ms. Bel?
I love this one.
Daddies.
Evan, this should be
easy for you.
How many family men
have survived this game?
None.
What was that?
None.
Correct!
- Next question.
- Genesis.
You've proved your point.
God! I can't hear!
I can't hear!
Please stop!
All you have to do is
answer the question, Evan.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, ask it, for f***'s sake!
What's the proper punishment
for a pedophile?
Is it prison where
you get raped every day
and you never get to see
your family again?
Castration?
Or death?
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Tick-tick-tock.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Ten seconds.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Well, looks like it's time for
our first commercial break.
We'll be back after a message
from our sponsors.
Hello. It's me, Louis!
Who's Louis?
F***ing douche bag.
Get that sheet, cover him up.
Shh!
- You must be Louis.
- Yes.
I'm Bernadette.
I'm Uncle Evan's niece.
Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
Obviously, you're with
Uncle Evan.
Sorry, we're shooting
a music video.
Well, you guys picked
an awesome location.
Come on in.
So where'd you come in from?
- Dallas.
- Oh? I used to live in Austin.
Oh, I've never been.
Well, it's fun when
you're in college.
Yeah, I went to Parsons.
Oh, great school.
I went to SVA.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Louis.
- Hi.
- Hi. I'm...
- She's Macarena.
- She's my friend from Spain.
- Oh.
- He's here to pick up...
- The art work outside.
- Yes.
- Excuse me.
- Somebody touch this?
- We didn't touch it.
It's Aunt Karen's stuff,
we wouldn't go near it.
I did see Evan in here earlier,
maybe he did.
Okay,
'cause it's not supposed
to be like this.
It's supposed to be bubble-wrapped
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