Knocked Up Page #16

Oh, my God.

Congratulations, you two.

Beautiful.

Thank you.

You did so great.

You were amazing.

Thank you.

Okay, pretty baby.

You got out.

You made it out. Welcome.

You ever get so bored

you just stare at your balls?

I bet you do, late John Lennon.

Here we are again.

Who is that?

Is that Ben's rabbi?

Is he the one

who cuts the penis?

I think it's Matisyahu.

Awesome.

You want out of the bet?

I want out of the bet.

You know what you have to say.

Just say it, man.

I think now is the time.

Jason, you're the master.

You heard it, right?

Yeah.

All right. You're out of the bet.

Yeah, now you're done.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God.

Your face smells

like an old man's balls.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, f***ing hell.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

Oh, hello.

Oh, my goodness.

She's beautiful.

Hello.

Oh. I love you, Ben.

I love you, Debbie.

We're gonna have another baby.

Okay.

Hello, baby.

Gentlemen, it's a girl!

We got a daughter!

Mazel tov!

Congratulations, Daddy!

We got

a beautiful little girl!

Let's meet her! She's awesome!

A beautiful little girl!

And then your mommy said,

"Just do it, already,"

which was very confusing

to Daddy.

So I listened to the most

literal translation of that

and I just did it, already.

What would you do?

Don't tell Mommy,

but it was the smartest thing

I ever did, listening to her,

'cause now you're here.

Isn't that nice?

I think it is.

Hi, you.

I hope your apartment is big enough

for the three of us.

Oh, it definitely is.

That's why I got one in East LA,

the rent. It's huge!

The only thing is

we have to decide

if we're gonna be Crips

or Bloods before we get there.

Well, I look good in red.

I look good in blue.

The fighting continues.

We could just throw off everyone

and become Latin Kings.

Yeah.

We both look good in gold.

Yeah.

Good choice.

I would yell at you about driving

so slow, except the baby's here.

No, these guys can honk all they want.

I ain't going faster than 12.

It might take us around three

hours to get home, though.

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