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Dille and Jnssi could sleep

in the granary, far away

And we then... -Well,

but we need to leave -

as horrible as it sounds

We have to get medicine for Hautamki

Hautamki and Hautamki

Oh I would have so much to tell

And besides we...

-We have to go now

I hope you won't be offended,

dear friend but... -Hey -

let's start going now.

-I promise and I assure...

Oh terrible.

-Where are you taking him?

Where are you going?

Thanks. -You're welcome

What are you up to?

Are you ever going to return?

We will meet again

Well then Elmeri, now we got pills

Getting you back on file

Broman, I don't want to judge

your psychiatric nursing skills

but I am in good health

They are coming back,

I promised to get more

This is Karl-Heinz Rummeniggen -

and Northern-Arctic's Lamb Meat and Valuables Ltd's -

automatic answering machine

Well it is Hermann Gring who's calling here

About the Obertsdorf case

I was able to reach the contact -

and they sounded really happy there

Some really great gentleman

is on his way here now

Damn, so the head-devil

is coming, and today...

Listen hey, put that good

lamb stew of yours in the oven

I would have gladly come myself too -

however I have a mangle.

-Friends are calling

Could you take your hat off please?

What? -Your hat,

take it off please

Thank you

Jooseppi Hautamki was virile man

I have inherited his

passionate hormone activity -

and strong sexual drives

Such vital genes flow in my veins

My scrotum is like two pomegranates

Guess what happens -

when such man is put into

institution? -Well what?

He becomes crazy

Rummenigge, for the last time.

-Tell everything now satan

Ow, hurts!

What's happening here?

Thank god

you arrived right on time

My name is Peter Nord

You have something that belongs to me

Don't shoot Lamp!

Could you loosen these ropes now?

Where is my gold?

Damnit!

This trip was one hell of a mistake

Ouch ow!

Mistake!

Devil is fond of animals

Yes, be patient now -

your gold arrives in just a moment

Where was the gold found from?

I've been looking for it for 17 years

Gold was in the motorcycle's -

side wagon and it was found by

two gold diggers -

in Lapland

On the site you can also find -

skeletons of two German soldiers

What? Who found it?

Entourage that included

that old gold digger's son

Where are the doctors by the way?

It's not important

Well then, Rummenigge, shall we

start business negotiations?

Yes, yes

Come in please

How are you?

Everything good?

You have the gold with you?

-Yes

Padam

Hey Jnsse?

-Yes?

Where are you going?

-Out

Why?

-There are raspberries

Really?

-Yes

This year raspberries

have been very tasty

And there's a lot

I have had some troubles here

What troubles?

You have the money at least?

You don't really understand the

seriousness of the situation

Listen I am offering you

a chance to survive

Leave the gold to me

Here is quite a pile of money.

Go away good boys

You'll be fine.

-What are you messing about?

What's going on here?

In the closet there's nazi.

-What?

I have a nazi in the closet.

-What?

Damn there's

a dangerous nazi in the closet!

Situation has changed now

Well then, I tried to warn you

Do you understand?

Sorry but I know any German

Do you speak Swedish?

-Dammit!

I'm starting to understand now,

pieces in a way clicked into place

Elmeri Hautamki

Shall we hug?

Let's hug away

I take only what belongs to me?

-How come belongs?

Are you the son of that digger?

-Yes I am

That's what I thought

You look like your father

You killed my father?

Would you like to offer coffee?

German arsehole

What did it say?

-That devil wants coffee

We have no coffee to offer

Is Jooseppi still taking sh*t?

Yes he's at the chutes.

-He would know German

War is over

We are not returning to Germany

We have other plans in Sweden

We take your identity

and your clothes

Hopefully we don't need

to take your lives

What he said?

-I guess he wants bun

Where's the third man?

(cursing)

Good

Damn.

-H

(gun shot)

Damn, hell's devil

That's it

Damnit

Jooseppi, hurt bad?

Jooseppi?

Jooseppi? Get up

Jooseppi isn't getting up anymore

Jorma, we can't remain here

Carve a coffin for Jooseppi -

I will cover up the traces

Damn

I'll do the same I

did to your father

May I make a final wish?

Can I get a cigarette?

-What?

Help!

Who's here?

-Those ruthless doctors

Let us out of here, Kulokoski is dying

What? -Hautamki

Let us out of here

or we will both die

On one condition

Whatever as long as you let us go

Respected doctors, come

and drink hot chocolate -

and I will tell about my plans

Evidently legendary events

have happened here

Unconscious dude flew out

Hey shall we get out of here now.

-Not yet

Lift the man in,

and drink hot chocolates -

I will tell about my plans

Hurry up now satan

So now tell everything

and from the beginning

Well then...

Jnssi, could I get one cigarette?

I have no cigarettes left

You think I haven't earned a cigarette?

Well I guess this trip will

work out with out cigarettes

I have cheated you boys by the way

I'm not dying -

it was just some

madman's obsession

Legendary.

-Just like this

(Elmeri:
) Therefore,

we all got rich

Gold was sold and moneys were split

I guess you want to know

some post events

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

continued his old businesses

He hid his money

while he was drunk -

and still he hasn't found them

Try to behave,

soon we can go to sauna

Monastery received

a huge clock as donation

Lyyli and Tyyne aunts went to work

as cooks in the monastery

and now the most deaf monks

could hear the clock -

and every day they get to taste

tasty treats by the emos

(German from the radio)

Neo-nazi from Joensuu,

Hermann Gring -

met his destiny while

mangling his laundry at home

Kulokoski and Rasinkangas

got married -

and established mental health clinic

Kulokoski became famous weather prophet

With his wounded knee -

he forecasted rains, flurries and frosts

Soon it's going to rain and hard.

-Shut up

Yes

Should have guessed

After strange coincidences -

Jnssi married food factory

manager's daughter -

and became factory's sub-manager

Get an ashtray here hey

And quicky goddamnit.

-Just like this

Doublebrother Dille got his

PhD in record-breaking time

Here is the bend of

rectum and duodenum

There's intestine worm.

It has five choices:

left, right,

forward is not feasible -

if want to stay inside

So two choices remain,

to keep still -

or back up. -Today he

teaches at Tampere University

...invertebrate,

so that couldn't grasp it

Based on research made in Alabama -

36% keeps still,

the rest start to rush -

and end up backing up

Janne Petteri Broman

realized his dream

He became hostess at the mansion

The mansion was restored

to its former glory

Lahtinen changed

his name to von Broman

They began small-scale catering

service and expanded their activity -

to interdisciplinary bacchanals

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