Kummeli kultakuume Page #5

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-Aha

It's best to do this gig very calmly

because we have a beginner in question

When tiger sees a green mamba

for the first time, it doesn't say:

"Hey there, how's hose?"

Oh yea precisely

I so love him only

This is Fredi

Open your heart to me,

I wish only good for you

May I?

-You won't

Something you hide inside -

can see that thru your smile

My name is Vanessa.

-Just, just

What's your name?

I am Elmeri

Lovely name.

-Juu

Elmeri

Oh how strong neck you have.

-It is

Shall we go to your room?

Well I live together

with my group -

out there, in kind of

a trailer, so...

...But you can come there,

there is space

May I recite a poem that I have written?

Yes you may

I look at pond from behind grille,

swans fly away

curved and vanished from sight

behind horizon

Only one remained, that was me

You came to the shore,

I felt twinge in fistula -

I didn't need wings anymore,

you were there, Vanessa

You need something?

No I was saying -

that I can offer you whatever you want

Sorry my friend is in trouble

a little bit, have to go to help

But we will see later.

-It tickles!

Goddamn

Here we don't tolerate boys like these

Lilliputian, now let go of Broman

And how is it your business?

-Lovely

Like that

Hey Hautamki, need help?

-No

Interesting man

So bestial and after all

so sentimental, so sentimental

Shall we leave, or

should I still sing something?

Let's sing later

Hey fellow

Here's some smart money for you,

so that I would run out

Boys let's go.

Applies to Broman as well

Just det

Listen hey, I would like to stay very much -

but highway is hot.

-But listen -

also my lap is hot, and you

may absorb in it. -Yep yep

I will give you such treatment this night -

that you will remember it

for rest of your life

Maybe that highway can await for a bit

I assume that I'm starting to

feel a bit differently about you

I know that we can't

ever like love -

or at least be like I would like to

But perhaps we can be friends

You were so lovely,

cos you came like Leos -

to defend me against those barbarians

Nobody has ever defended me before

Jnssi, can we hug?

No we don't hug

(German from radio)

Well

Who is it calling now?

At Gring, Hermann speaking

It's Karl-Heinz Rummenigge here

Heil to you.

-Hey

You have that secret number

to the staff

Cos something totally

unexpected has happened here now

Should get some message

through to the staff now

Wait a bit, I'll grab

some pen and paper

Okay then?

Really?

Should I call to Garmisch-Partenkirchen?

Got some terrible business

happening here now. -I see

In that case I'll call

directly to Bischofshofen

Eleven bars of reich's old gold

Good lord what is this?

In that case I will take

direct contact to Oberstdorf

Halo? Das ist Hermann Gring aus Finnland

(Hello? This is Hermann Gring from Finland)

Guten tag (Good day)

(murmuring unclearly to the sheep)

-Don't say anything else

What men are you?

You break into people's homes

Do you some business?

We have quite a bit -

to talk about

For heaven's sake, that's them

Goddammit Jnssi

There're the cops, you are speeding

Oh f***.

-Well?

This has a mile speedo

Hey Jnssi

Bluff the cops with a fast cop-out

Hey Jnssi.

-Whath?

Trailer came off

-This is wild

Song rings out -

music plays,

faun Bacchus frolicks

Everyday life's despairs

remained behind -

poem-days begin for us, heyssan

What devils are coming there?

At reckelss speed

Good day

Hey come here a bit.

-Well?

Did pink Dotsi drive to

your yard a moment ago?

Where is it?

You see the thing is that it has a

group we've been hunting all night

What have they done?

Are they dangerous?

Caused hoopla at restaurant.

-Aha

Some naughty gay started dancing.

-What?

There hasn't been any gangsters around here

Besides, go away from my lands, you pig

or I will hit you to the hepatica

To hepatica, I see

Well when, after all this

confusion we all could

move inside the mansion

There's fun, tasty food and surprise

program. Doesn't apply to you

Come honey

Ladies and gentlemen -

we have here today a surprise guest -

who arrived on burning wagon

like godly hunk Adonis

Our surprise guest

Janne Petteri Broman

Well this came a bit hastily -

but into this kind

sentimental moment -

fits quite well, written by

my brother Tommi,

who nowadays lives in rebro,

a poem "Koppakuoriainen" (Beetle)

Interesting

An insect carries a shell

Does the shell give shelter or

barrier strong does it create?

Down in soil trudges him -

but up there, there

dragonfly carries light life

Well...

A birdie ate the dragonfly -

and beetle witnessed the event

and contined his

journey and thought -

basket this -

fascninates me -

Bravo

And now to eat

What's this party here?

Mister baron, have

we been tactless -

cos we started already? But

we were quite starving

What does it cost to

have this kind of buffet?

No need to get frightened,

we are able to arrange...

Or I mean we got pole (cash)

Yes I can see that

you got pole. Besides...

Baron good,

be merciful to those boors -

they don't know what they are doing

You see, since they are not

culture-people like we are

But their heart...

-Oh don't make a fuss now -

Janne Petteri, your friends

are my friends also

Isn't it lovely?

Besides as we all know -

Summerdays' meal is

free for everyone

Oh, oh

Please start grabbing the

offerings from the table, but I ask -

remember to use knife and fork

Hey is that store-bought

liver casserole? -Yes

Have you bought this from store?

-Yes, yes

Waits, yes, look

There is.

-Oh, oh

You should send it back to the

food factory. -I see, but why?

You'll get two new

casseroles and surprise gift

Aha

Tell me. -Ow! Yes, now I recall

I found it

Tell it. -Ow!

(piano music)

I have always dreamt

to become hostess

exactly to a mansion like this

Just the heating expenses

here are already astronomical

Although I would like to, in the

name of honesty I have to confess -

that there is no single drop

of carpenter skills in me

The east wing of the house

is needing repairs for sure -

and the roof needs carpentry

Oh, I am spiritually

totally crumbled

Perhaps I should move to live in

studio apartment in town. -Don't

Listen, Eugen.

-Mm?

When life is being

strain on the nerves -

there's always solution

to be found in the end

Isn't it so?

Thanks. -You're welcome

Pump some more

Dudes, I'm really

starting to lose my mind

Is it bad? -Actually no.

Feeling light like cuckoo

Quite superior

I got it as a gift.

-Be quiet now

When did they come here?

And are they coming back?

Ok, ok, ok, I'll tell

Well were you bored?

-Well, no, but don't say -

that you are looking tired,

if you really aren't. -Cuckoo

Oh my goodness

Is there any way I

could help this poor man?

You can't leave anywhere

Stay here for my company

Let's treat that man

back to shape together

We could have sauna.

-Oh that would be lovely

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