Kummeli kultakuume Page #4

---

Two hundred times ounce...

1,300 marks

But that's a hell of a good,

mindless pile of money

Shall we now leave from here?

What's up with him?

In all probability there was more gold

Sorry mr Dille -

but with your gold flushing skills -

nuggets worth of a stone house

leaked down the downstream.

Could that be?

Hey Dille. -What?

Come outside

That's an old motorcycle handle

Do you happen to know how much

these gadgets might be worth?

Well no. Do you? -I do

(Jns starts singing Halti's wedding song)

Lai lala laila

What is this then?

It's that motorcycle's driver

Jordai

No ni, this is what I found

This is...hey!...tsidecar Zndappi.

-A what?

Tsidecar-Zndappi,

known from Commando comics

What's that then?

-It's handyman

Let's see what's here

Oho

Oh goddamnit

What? -Oh goddammit

Dille. -Yeah?

Why didn't we take that Dotsi

and get away with it?

We are quite idiots.

-Yea

We were supposed to be

with that Hautamki, -

when it dies and everything

We are quite shocking idiots

On my behalf this is it

I will go to rebro

to see Tommi-brother

What has happened here?

Where are the skinheads?

Skinheads weigh cycle,

and carry a box

What for? -Worth our while

to drive there beside the road -

and ask from themselves

Hautamki? -Yes?

One bad thing, you ate

your last medicines yesterday

That's interesting. -Just de

Open the trunk,

start the engine

Well, what are your carrying?

Hey

Gold. -What?

Gold!

Tsidecar-Zndappi was

totally loaded with goal. -What?

Zndappi, side

Oh

What's this scout camp here?

We've been found,

that's Kulokoski's Volvo

Hautamki, shall we take

this situation peacefully?

Hautamki, fancy a cigarette?

I just did smoke, but thanks

Lasse, take Hautamki to the car

What's this box here?

There's some makeup stuff

Take the gold to the car,

it belongs to the state

No, no, it's mine

I mean we are taking it to the police

Broman, you've been dismissed -

and in any case you've got

nothing to do with this case

Dude calm down. Even the bears

don't rage all the time -

they pull some lingonberries now and then.

Do you understand? -Just like this

Now Hautamki-boy gets a morningshot

Mistake

Just like this

Just like this

Mistake, mistake, mistake

Rasinkangas' vengeance

will be quite horrible

And now you are against

the whole society system

Mr Broman, you used

wrong pronoun -

not you, but we

Hey, Hautamki. -Well?

How can that sort of gold

be exchanged to cash?

Quite easily but we got

just one problem. -What?

Medicines are gone and

my head will go nuts soon

Hey don't go mad just yet

Let's buy you Aspirin,

Bacimysin or something

Skinheads were clearly

plotting some sort of bump

Why so? -Well do you have any idea -

to what kind of problems

that amount of gold can lead?

You can't even sell it.

-You are ungrateful clown

There is such a pile

of gold in the trunk -

that you buy Sirkus Sariola

including the elephants and all

It's not enough to you that

you are false-erotic -

and smelly animals, no,

but you are also stupid

Now goddamnit!

Again a collision!

Open up satan

What's up with Jnssi?

He's annoyed cos Aspen broke up

Well aren't you annoyed as well?

-Perhaps a bit

Well you shouldn't care about that

You know, listen up, in that bang -

my thoughts have become

completely crystal-clear

You asked about the gold exchange -

at Helmivaara there lives

a former banker -

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

He is the only one who can

help us in this case

See

See the bus comes always at

the moment lighting a cigaratte

Dudes, the bus is coming

Lasse and Seppo, take ambulance

back to the institution -

we continue from here

with Kulokoski by ourselves

No help from those monkeys

Now we forget the injections and psychiatry

Good day. -Hi

Where're you going? -We are

going to Helmivaara -

to Rummenniggel.

-It's 50 per adult

Dille

Strictly speaking

we don't have cash

Well then you have no ride either

Is this bus yours?

Tsing, Tsing, Tsingis Kaan, -

oppressor of every neighbor-nations

Tsing, Tsing, Tsingis Kaan, -

lover of all beautiful women

used the saber,

ha, ha, ha, haa

showed the "signs of heaven",

ha, ha, ha, haa

Third reich...

...where you boys have found this?

This is the most lowest

quality of gold -

that I have never examined

This sort of old-fashioned

ingot's price -

in the free market is not -

more than about

half a million marks

What can you pay for us

for one bar?

How many bars you got?

Sorry? -Eleven

Mr Rummenigge, what sort of

cash you have here?

cos we are needing some cash -

and cos I'm losing my mind

I'm able to get together

the whole sum -

in just a few days

You can leave the remaining

bars without concern -

for me to keep

We are taking them with us.

-Oh okay

I could pay you for

this separate bar -

36 872 marks -

95 pennies

Is this so?

Yes, yes

At the final transaction

we can negotiate -

about the true value of the bars

and the lump sum of the deal

Precisely

Then there's one more request

Now that you have cash

like building contractors -

I wish that you wouldn't tell -

about our business-

partnership to anyone

And that you would keep

imperceptible and low profile

Well that is unspokenly clear

You know boys, that I have

never get to feel -

woman's warmth and closeness.

-There's nothing special about it

It's over-advertized.

-I guess so

Completely over-advertized

We are in hell of a rush now

We got to find them before

they exchange the gold to cash

In free market they can't sell it

They have to find

a buyer of dark gold

Aren't there still

few of them in Lapland?

Surely. And local police

will tell us where

Medical superintendent

Rasinkangas here hello

(music:
"Gold or honor")

We can't take an unknown singer

halfway through the gig

Besides, how can we know

can the dude even sing?

He sure can.

Hey it's the dude's dream

Do you know how coyote pulls?

-We do

So then when they begin

to pull there in the jungle -

do they begin to think that, oh

f*** we didn't practice this at all

You get it?

Quite nice evening isn't it?

An adult woman I am

I don't get lost in

the world's winds anymore

May I?

-Our alliance shall validate

I would like to continue

a journey with a good beginning

(song:
dark eyes, brown hair,

one time I get to lapse...)

Would either of you like to

come and dance with me?

Either of you is fine or even both

Yes he is that fella

who just stopped eating -

at the table in the middle.

-Clear

What can you do?

I know nine basic positions -

and 11 special postures

and four massages -

including thai and geisha.

-Oho

And you can choose either

active, passive -

or even dominant role.

-Aha

I use my body brilliantly.

-Good

And I make arousing sounds

during intercouse. -Yea-a

But listen, the most

astonishing is that -

I'm able to move smoothly -

eventhough I'm penetrated

My internal muscles they are

pumping already... -Hey hey

This thing is pretty settled.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes