Kummeli Stories Page #2
- Year:
- 1995
- 90 min
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-Yeah
Did we come here to
win or lose? -We did
Lampinen, hey?
-Yeah
Go to reserve those
hotel rooms now -
so we can get some sleep.
-Okay. Give money
What money? -Give cash
Take from the sponsor funds.
-Which sponsor fund?
This car is full of stickers.
You have sold advertizing space...
Lampinen, tell me what is sponsoring?
Sponsoring?
-Yes?
It's a kind of modern marketing -
where athlete or someone such -
obtains stickers or fabric brands
Right. I see
Don't say that you have
let the stickers to be -
glued on the car for free!
-No, I sure paid for them
Hey, the main thing is,
that the team works, yes?
I'm going to pee now
After that we'll take
one more tier
Then we all go to
a restaurant to eat lamb
So those boys slept
their night in the car
They didn't mind
That's how they
had done it before
Look at that, I guess
we are last right in the morning
They trusted their
mechanic like stone wall
Because he knew his red Saab
like his own mother
I have had -99 model
But that's different.
-I know that
That mechanic didn't
run out of tricks
I left the keys inside by the way
Wouldn't have needed the second one
If Stefa takes care, it's precise
Let it be
With this the competition
will get fiercer -
because I'm pouring nitro
into the fuel tank, Moisio
Thank you
Yes, this kind of lighter bodywork -
needs a little bit wider tires
50 full speed up
(unclear driving instructions)
50 over hillock
Right fast, 100 down
What? What you said?
(gibberish)
Well this is clear advantage to us
Spare weight away, Stefa leaves
F***, I think
they won't come anymore
No they won't come,
let's take the rag down -
and let's go home
has made from potatoes today?
Oh f***, surely we have
f***ing dill meat again
Wait now, we'll make it
together to the finish line
It's quite a bit the same, are
we doing it together or separate
Stefa takes care, it'll be precise.
-Right
Yea, that is precise
Like that
Oh, hey, coming
So they do
Let's go to watch Cindy Crawford
video at my trailer
I keep myself fit with that
No, no, need no,
we need no team, nor group
No, no, we don't follow Vatanen
Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,
this is heavenly rally
Now the end is spark plug changing
and messing with the oil
never learnt it
Couldn't care less, whole
stepping on the gas pisses me off
Now past is cruising,
devil's gnashing has come to an end
No, no, we need no team, nor group
No, no, we don't follow Vatanen
Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,
this is heavenly rally
No, no, we need no team, nor group
No, no, we don't follow Vatanen
Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,
this is heavenly rally
Try and hit the right once in awhile
I guess I have eyes on my head
Yes, two and third in the ass
Boys, come to eat
They are seriously
trying to rush through
We'll make them
quiet down eventually
Alright then, welcome to the
inauguration of the dugout
There's like wedding here or what?
Here's ammo and supplies storage.
-Yea-a
On the left,
naturally next to the door -
gun rack
I laid 1.5 meters of
concrete above -
so it's nice to loll here
I was thinking if
This is stove, don't
burn your ass, it's hot
Whose rario is that?
It is radio.
-So
Alright, here's the holiest
of the holies, the dining area
Ilmo, if you could sleep there -
in the corner
but quite conventional
This sort of shitty outhouses
these have been for 50 years
But this isn't even ready yet
Or what Esa?
-No
I cooked some whitefish for you
I don't like fish at all
Wife ordered me to say that
I'm allergic to fish
Nevertheless I did it according
to couple city boys' recipe
Naked, naked,
soon everyone are naked,
Naked, naked...
-Very good evening to everyone
And welcome to watch
entertainment show: Naked
For fifth week in a row
in the studio -
brothers Kulkerson Kille and Kalle
gentleman who doesn't
pee to his socks: -
mister Jortikka
What made you decide to
take part in this?
I didn't have any idea to come -
but our neighbor Pete Mulkvisti
registered us here
Very nicely done by Pete.
What hobbies you have?
Well, mainly graphics.
-What sort of graphics?
Pornographics
Lovely hobby and now to
the business, a question:
who performed naked on screen?
Mister Jortikka has an answer.
-Buster Keaton
Wrong answer, sock off!
I'm embarrassed for them.
-So am I
Noble fish swims drowsily to my net,
fresh salted salmon in my thoughts
Blazed salmon, smoked salmon, salmon,
broiled salmon fins -
and of course, salmon soup
This Pentti Ahvanainen's poem is
certainly about experienced life -
also to us ordinary fishermen?
-Surely it can, Timo
Already thousands of fishermen
this new invention and now
we got it here in Finland
Catch-a-fish, unbelievable lure,
all fish grasp to it -
in salty as well as in freshwater
He gutting the fish...
-How much is whitefish per kilo?
In blink of an eye Catch-a-fish
prepares a fish meal
Shall we ring?
-Chops wood, fills tax return
My life was changed by Catch-a-fish
Night-frosts
in the bedroom are history
New wife fishes
with Catch-a-fish also
Sure thing. -Can I
order Catch-a-fish from you?
Yes.
-Frankly
Generously. Sixteen
-Twenty
Twenty it is
for the boys
We need a car -
that manages a more
challenging circumstances
So, a jeep?
-Yeah
Here we actually have a
unbeatable model
But unfortunately it costs.
-It doesn't matter
This kind of tire spins easily
Not necessarily,
because this has 4-wheel drive
What does it mean?
It means that
all wheels are tensile
Four wheels.
-But is this good?
Not just good,
but this is the best
We take this
And final sum
including accessories -
in cash is 499,499 marks
Thank you
Well then
Thank you
Boys are looking for boat right?
-Yes, for trolling
This is unbeatable,
but surely not the cheapest
Well, it doesn't matter
but is it good?
This is the best.
-We take this
Let's go and find
Stop, stop, stop, stop
This here's The engine
Isn't there normally
Not necessarily. 4-stroke engine
doesn't choke even on low speeds
It's probably cheaper?
-Not necessarily
Well it doesn't matter anything.
Is it good?
This is the best.
-We take this
So then let's go to
look at accessories
499,070
How we get the boat to the shore?
-With a trailer
We take such.
-Okay then
This is missing 1000
It's going to be warm day
I think I'll sunbathe
without shirt
May I wax your back?
-Yes that would be nice
What's that rock pile?
-I don't know
(background song lyrics:)
"I met you on the beach then"
"and soon we were holding hands"
This is how it goes.
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