Kummeli Stories Page #3
- Year:
- 1995
- 90 min
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-Codger
Hey codger,
you think you're getting fish?
This runs pretty sweet.
-This is the best
Sure is
Manu.
-Yes?
We could do some spinning here
Could you drop the anchor?
Well of course we
can do trolling too
Did these cost a lot?
-Sure did
Doesn't matter
Oh damn.
-What?
That Mao Zedung is
catching fish like crazy
Sure is
Oh goddamnit.
-What now?
That's the boat seller.
-Show me
Lumumbas.
-Looks like
How about we will just troll
Last Catch-a-fish
We won't get anything
Hey
What? -It's a fish
Take the net.
-I will, I will
That's it
Pull, pull
Start pulling.
Reel in, reel in
It's a fish. It is big.
-What is it?
Use the net now.
-What is it?
Ui-jui.
-Good, good
Nice.
-Is it roach?
No it's whitefish.
-Whitefish, okay, okay
Drop it there.
-Handsome fish
sherry in the honor of this?
Oh my
Should we kill it?
-No, let it live
It's fun to breathalyze drunkards
we are hepaticas of the roads
We may loosen your plates,
it refreshes us -
if can dry up the licence
Fines, fines,
great fines,
We don't skimp,
we gladly give -
Fines, fines,
fines to everybody,
come and get yours
You seem to have
but, I don't see
the most important -
there're no life jackets,
no anchor, no paddle
But soon you got fines. -Ask
do they have fishing licence
Do they have fishing licence?
-No
I guessed that.
-You go and breathalyze them
Sure, I go and breathalyze them
Yes, you got 2.6 per mills together -
so 1.7 per man
So there are quite
that we will go to count them
while we have a coffee break
Would you give that sherry
bottle from the cooler?
You don't move anywhere
and wait right here
Well then Osku, look at
what came out from oven
Hasn't it gotten a bit smaller?
in hot. -My dear
Take gadgets away
This is good looking
Have you thought about
becoming fighter jet pilot?
Look. -By buying this
you'll be part of project,
that makes you fighter jet ace
And that's not all -
pilots are traditionally
firm ladies' men
Should we ring?
One.
-Two...
Five.
-Six
Sorry about interrupting the movie -
but our sponsor
has something to say
(And same in Swedish, excuse me -)
sponsoren har ngonting att sga
(sponsors have nothing to say)
This is Pastirol-day.
A day that will be remembered
With the income from
that commercial we are able to -
finance the next scene.
Please, var so god (please in Swedish)
Dear viewers -
in every ambitious Finnish movie -
b*obs are shown.
Please
After the end credits
there will be some more b*obs
In hopes that the movie producers
wouldn't be seen as chauvinists -
here's some eye candy for womenfolk
young men gathered to compete -
in following sports:
wrestling, discus throwing
and javeling
Women weren't let in to the stadion,
because the athletes were -
naked
is the best action -
that a man can do with
his pants on. -That's true
And ice hockey is another
Our town has a team
called Kangasalan Voitto
It was used to be coached by
rather pricey codger, Esko
I recall when they
went to one memorable game
Dear gentlemen, it's
and new gimmicks
We can't let the relegation
to the 6th division -
discourage our minds
Instead for tonight's match -
we go to chest in arc
and victory in mind
Our team has gotten
some foreign reinforcement
From Alaska's farm league
an actual "pencil man" -
mister Begining.
-Hello everybody
Tonight's tactics -
is based on Napoleon's
and Hitler's gambits -
as well as Raattentie battles
We are not going to
attack for nothing -
to the enemy's territory -
but we give the puck for
the enemy at the faceoff
And when the enemy
approaches our blue line -
the attackers
skate via the wing -
and strike enemy's back
Preferably by cross-checking.
-Listen to coach
In the meanwhile the defenders
hide behind the net -
and reveal themselves to
our goalie area
If they nevertheless score -
fat-Salonen will be exchanged.
Any questions?
Esko, shall I give you
your own sports drink?
No need to
Hey listen Kalle, don't put more
It's the last tape of the firm
Alright then let's do it
Good luck. Close the wings
Put helmet on, boy
Good spirits
Try to try even
"Raipe" is iron.
No penalties, Summanen
Good ice hockey.
Thank you very much
Let's f***.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey....
Good job dudes,
just catch them
Go to the barbershop tomorrow.
This is our game
Catch him!
You, do something,
I don't pay for nothing
Let's f***.
-Thank you very much
I kill you
Go, go, go
Oh well here we go again
What?
Hey, mister referee
Mister referee! It wasn't my
fault, it was the other guy
You, back.
-Thank you very much
put more blade to the lubricant?
Give me the drink.
-Here you go
They have a phone call for me.
-Alright
Is everything alright
with your equipments?
I mean in equipments?
-Yeah, sh*t man
Perfect
Game, game
Sh*t, man
Zero five, who cares.
Finnish boy will still rise
Remember Syvri, Raatteentie
(Winter war battle location)
land Islands war was terrible
Sumppi, you had
This is now
at it's biggest, try
It's good.
-It is?
Yes.
-Well I guessed that
Raipe, look I rockered
You could even shave your beard
F*** the sh*t,
f*** the sh*t, f*** the sh*t
Hey, Alaska, Alaska
No penalties anymore.
-No penaltys, yes
No penalty.
-"Ei jehuje?"
Yes, yes.
-Couch, thank you very much
Be good, good spirits
Mister referee, it was...
Mister referee.
-So calm down then
Don't you see it was a kick goal?
He scored,
I'm going to beat that bloke
Stoneblind owl-referee
It was a kick goal, get it?
Score. -You see anything?
What sign is this?
Spirits are good
Good spirits end now,
get down from there
No tearing.
-Let go
Let go
Here's little bit...
Hey Begining,
that 99 there, kill him
Don't take that now.
-Sure, coach
Let's see how Alaska boy shines
Hey, coach, what you doing, man?
Good looking b*tch you got.
-Yeah. That's my wife
Then what?
-That's my wife
Monkey, you just got beaten up
That's not fair.
-Shut up!
That's not fair.
-Shut up!
You are fired, you're fired
Summanen doesn't go anywhere
You're fired,
you are over-aged anyways
Helminen also
Esko is running so hot -
that it's better
that you go to that direction
Jonna, take a snap?
You can pull until that mark there
Okay then, I take myself
I'm able to do a handstand
Do you want to see? Take a look
Oh honey, please, help me.
-Joanna
Let's go home, back to Arkansas.
-Yeah
Hey, take your b*tch monkey,
and go back to Alaska
Damn. This is starting
to be done for tonight
I'm moving to Pori next year,
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