Kummeli Stories Page #4

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Peekaboo, how are you monkeys?

Weird jobs "hammeli"

Esko, isn't it best

that you went home?

I can't,

the game isn't finished yet

Vin, let's pull the finger trap.

-Hell no

Let's put the man on the ice

Just sit very near

Go on, Salonen.

-Esko, don't you go there

Now I go on the ice

There's no problem here

End came.

-Oh no, Esko

That's alright

Salonen to the net

Salonen to the net

Five, four, three -

two, one, zero

Ow-owowow

Bus is coming

Fellas...

What do you think of

our new kitchen?

Under these conditions a

damn good performance by me

This is a bit awkward to say -

but I think this is

quite artificially made

Not my taste.

-Not mine either

I see. Well, I thought that

today we would eat lightly

Here's the season's salad,

gravlax rosette

As dessert, strawberries

and cherries on meringue bed

F***ing dude, do you think -

that we get enough for warfare

from this rabbit food?

Damn, quite a crackle

you have arranged

Tried to hit my head with

this potato mashing mallet -

but I managed to catch it

at the last minute

I'm not hungry afterall,

I go to keep guard

Reporter Oy Mauno Ahonen Yleisradio Ab

Is the reporter hungry?

Table is set here

Oh well, I should manage to produce

some shitty report to the airwaves

But why not

Looks like all silverware

is already set

"Hilirimpsis" (bottoms up!)

Ruffino Chianti, 11.6 years

Goddamnit, dudes have drinks

available like at Kaanaa wedding -

Only Jesus is missing, naturally

Show me what you are reading there,

Commando comics?

No, I'm just trying to study.

-I see

Even it is Friday -

we are not on vacation yet

Good morning

Banana fly's importance -

in the field of genetics -

can never be over-estimated, Sami

Czech monk Gregori Mendel -

whom shouldn't be mixed up with -

later influencer -

Mengele-named fella...

-Good arse

...was master of peas and flies, Sami

Let's write down

the most important terms

Mitosis and meijosis

(wrong on purpose)

Mitochondriasis (wrong on purpose)

"Tsygootti" (fertilized egg)

Conjugation, stamen.

Sami, I have about had enough

There's specific amount

of chromosomes -

which transform to diploid

during intercourse, Sami!

Huh! I've been nicely the

whole time, it's that Keinonen

Exit my class!

It's Spiidi playing with

those gadgets all the time!

Out! U-L-O-S!

Yes, suspend it

Goodbye, wind nest.

-Keinonen

Why this fly has red eyes?

Let's see, it's probably

a communist fly -

having a terrible hangover.

Right

Well, Sakari stermalm -

why this fly has yellow wings?

Sakari, don't say you're sleeping?

Sakari stermalm,

why fly has yellow wings?

Good day

Hey, look. Soikkeli.

-Hey moron, come here -

and let's talk about planes

Hey Soikkeli, what are we

going to do in woodshop?

How's band saw doing?

Today is Friday, for you it's

Good Friday (Long Friday literally)

Pain

Go and get Hyl

Hey, Hyl

Could you come and

check our previous work?

We have kind of a surprise

Yes, I like surprises

Hyl, could I

already take this home?

Do you think that that

sta-starling fits in from this?

Does it need to fit to go in too?

I thought they only come out

Don't your hear bell rang already?

-Yes yes

Go home with that goldeneye-nest.

-Happy weekend

Happy week-e-e-end

So, "silvuplee" to you too, thanks

Soikkeli is good and waits there

Yep

Yep, yep.

-Yep

Gee, boys have a ca-ca-ca-canoe

Not actually. -This is

sophisticated, who is this?

It's the metal works teacher

Just kidding, it's rubber

Let's remove the lid.

-Very elegant decor

Is this leop-leop-leopard?

No, it's "geopard" (cheetah).

-I see

Quadraphonic stereos.

-Yes, I got those in my car

You did, or I mean you do. In the middle

there's support for small of the back

Soikkeli is good and experiments

I don't think so.

-Harri goes now

Well okay then.

-Please, please

It's like made for the teacher.

-Quite suit-suited

Let's try...

-Just fine

Does the teacher know

who is Houdini? -I don't

That is good

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep

Soikkeli,

prepare for an art pleasure

Here comes our demo

Summer hit, Doomsday

On an infinite cassette

Open.

-Good day

Good morning, students

Good morning, mister Aarnio

It's another

tough workweek ahead

It's not beginning on

very bright circumstances

Is anyone having

pangs of conscience?

Loved workshop teacher,

Harri "Hyl" Soikkeli -

has been barred

in his workshop class

But we are letting

Harri himself to tell -

what happened and

name the guilty ones

On Friday afternoon

I was helding last -

workshop cl-cl-class

When two per-per... who

shall remain nameless...

persons...

When Harri's able to tell what happened,

the guilty ones will be punished

Next, traditional morning prayers -

is going to be held by -

loved religion and

sports teacher, Sampo Ekman

When I came

to school this morning -

I watched how little squirrel -

collected cones to store

Then I said to myself -

look Sampo, this is how it is -

also in humans' lives

We have to collect

life-cones to life's store

And morning prayers music

is performed -

by Sakari stermalm and Pertti.

-Thanks

Cool outfit

This our piece somewhat

relates to those life-cones

In a way, it's name is Doomsday

Galaxies blow up

and Keinonen descends

to punish everyone

Skeletons rise from their graves

Keinonen is released from his chains

Doomsday,

Doomsday -

it's Keinonen's name day

It's Doomsday,

it's Doomsday

Pertti's name day

That was flik flak -series.

This lecture's subject

Even though the move

is very simple -

we must recall,

that it begins -

from the hips

When we play baseball?

Not on the spring term, now

we practise flik flak -series

The first one is Sakari stermolm

Well, how about Prtti.

-Alright

So the movement

begins from the hips

Indeed.

-Yes, from deep

Can we play baseball already?

Alright Prtti, it's best

to forget that flik flak now

Focus on the bar,

this also is pelvis sport

And let go

Yes, don't brake

We still spin Keinonen, or

could we play baseball already?

Okay then, the slow ones

should also be ready by now

Who would come to translate

this sentence on the board?

Keinonen Pertti, please.

-With pleasure, teacher

Sami, say in two ways -

a horse, that runs

Hst, hsten springer -

som hsten,

it's at least one and...

Hst...

I can't figure out another

Sakari,

could you help Sami a bit?

En hst, som springer

(a horse, that runs)

Or from the same motif, using

the present participle -

en springande hst (a running horse)

-Very good, Sakari

And, looks like

Pertti is done already

Yes teacher, jag r allt frdigt hr

(I'm all finished here)

And the sentence was approximately:

widespread, uniform -

and rectangular color surfaces

are... -No doubt

...no doubt very mondrianic,

and same in Swedish

Och samma p svenska

(And same in Swedish)

(reads what's on board

very fast in Swedish)

Alright then,

could you still write -

that dressmakers are slow

and oh my pincers

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