Kummeli Stories Page #5

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Oh my pincers.

-And, voluntary homeworks' -

feedback right after the class

And Sami has

remedial teaching tomorrow

Tack s bra (thanks a lot)

Sakari had written

about space shuttles'

fuel systems,

it was very good Swedish -

but somewhat

too technical subject

Nevertheless 9 and half

Is the teacher married?

-Oh my Sakari -

those are my personal affairs

I didn't know that

Pertti is such a romantic

Wonderful poems, especially

this, "your blue eyes sake" -

was just charming.

-It's about a teacher

For daring to have feelings,

9 and half

Good day

I'm sickly excited.

-I'm so much in love

See, I did a napkin holder

for the teacher

Perfect. -Hey, now she comes,

now she comes

Oh my vitals.

-I'll give her life-cones

Teacher? Teacher?

Austere

Oh, life's harsh cones -

that is sickest,

that I've never seen

Went through quite a heavy

human relationship there, yes?

You wrote surprisingly good lyrics

for Doomsday by the way

Well, your melody

isn't much shittier

So, school wisdom and life wisdom

do not go hand in hand -

here is very living example of it

They're seriously

trying to get through

Kari is alone out there

Let's go and help

Don't have any hurry back

Can't drink anything here,

it's so dusty

Well let's taken when...

Here it goes

It's good like this too

What's banging there?

I don't know damnit,

devil has gotten loose, look

True leader

It'll be tough

Now the devil comes,

go and get bazooka

I can go and get it,

but we have no ammo

Where are they?

-I left them home under the bed

They're going to roll over us

Welcome to the velvety,

Kalevi Hrm front to front -

or From front to front

-entertainment tour

This next song

got hugely popular -

at Luxembourg side

The name is,

"I have returned"

Disco lights guide my ship

like a lighthouse

I miss a pilot, my keel

is scraping the bottom

I find you in corner,

behind a round table

Evening so hot

and song this -

will unite us tonight

I have done a comeback

He has returned

I composed a hit for you

in other words

I plagiarized disco piece

He made a comeback

Eventhough he had

never been missing

Kalevi brought the mood

Hrm (Finnish region)

and organs play

Greetings from home forces

Asked to bring you

this videocassette

It should have something exciting

to watch. -Thanks

We had a room reservation,

for a week

Name? -Maakanen,

mister ja Mrs Maakanen

Maakanen

Your room is not ready yet

You can wait

in the winter garden

And I will serve you sherry

This is nice

I poured slightly more for the bride

I wonder why

can't we get to our room yet?

Because sweepers are coming there

You are late again.

-We are sorry -

but town house cleaning

took hours...

Don't explain!

Clean the honeymoon suite quickly

Quickly!

So this is the honeymoon suite

Look, look

Look at that, it's a rat

Rat.

-Yes, a rat

Rat

Rat

Verner, don't squeeze the rat

too hard, it can die

Cat. -Yes, the cat lost its life,

when you squeezed too hard

Shall we start working?

Verner?

-Look

Verner, sweet under the bed.

-Okay

What was that?

Nothing. Calm down my love

I took liberty

to bring more sherry

We have happy hour now

Maybe no more sherry -

but could be order dinner?

-What?

Coq au vin (Wine rooster)

We serve the best

wine booster in the region

I leave these sherries anyway -

perhaps you want them later

See my rooster -

you are going to be a meal

for the bride and groom

Namely, a memento meal

Could we get to our room already?

Let's go and see

Is that bag very heavy?

-It isn't

Well then I could have

carried it too

It is this one

Gentlefolk is good

and shall do well

I took the liberty to

bring your forgotten sherries

Thank you.

-Place them there

Excellent

By the way, is it too hot here?

-No

Not at all.

-As it should be

It is clean here -

but we could rearrange

some things a bit

Excellent

Verner, Verner

You have to be careful

with glassware. -Okay

What was that?

Go and see

Go, go

What a dusty chandelier

Verner, go and catch crystal

polisher from the bucket

Bucket

It sure is strange

Verner, go and get brush.

-Brush

Wine rooster eh?

Wine taste has to be thick -

gushing -

and bloody

This is wrong

Brush

Fetch... brush

Otto? Otto?

Here you go, relaxed and happy

No, no, no

Otto? Otto?

(gibberish)

Come here

That boy up there,

he is Juhani

He is lord's little brother

And lord keeps him

in the cage because -

he is somewhat like you.

He is a bit weird

Hey don't cry now

Strong and bloody,

this is just right

Hands off taffel!

We were practising Chopin in

honor of afternoon. -Don't explain!

Don't you see that floors

are still not been scrubbed?

Act!

Goddamn it

Sherry is not having an effect -

so fate shall intervene the game

So this is what happened

You didn't drink your sherries

There's no soft pine soap left

Dear friends, my darling wife

Now that evil

has been defeated -

and our brutal lord is dead -

I want to thank you all

You Juhani, I want to

congratulate for being set free

You have life ahead of you and

you can become whatever

Such as... like a novelist

Otto and Verner...

Thank you, you saved my life

and our young marriage

Few words.

-Otto, Otto

For my behalf and

Verner's behalf I can say -

that lord's demise

was to us too -

immense relief

One more request

Seeing young love -

makes us immensely happy

Could you kiss?

Dudes

I think this decoration thing

begins to be ready

At least I'm damn proud.

What do you think?

I have no opinion anymore

Kari?

All the same

So what says reporter Ahonen?

Mauno?

-Right

What do you think of the cabin?

-Well personally I don't like

Besides this your surface

renovation comes a bit late

According to radio

this war ends in 3 seconds

Which is right now

So has this been

totally wasted trip then?

Don't get depressed now, the war

has its positive side too -

as it employs soldiers, arms dealers -

cuts off trash population

and indeed arse brushing -

Finns have something worth to

defend, er, Juha Mieto, buttermilk -

land Islands, Sweden, Norway

It sure got silent

the Finnish Broadcasting Corp,

Mauno Ahonen

Do you hear Jarkki?

Would you mind going to Siwa -

and buy one 6-pack, I should

be coming back on the next flight

I can get strong drinks

on the plane, but for morning

Right

Let's run away from the oat field

Run and disarm

Heaven leaks its light there

Let's bury the iron

to rust already

Da daa dada dada daada

sunflowers remain

They give yellow color to gold

but it is white

Believed in the right

and swore

but unnecessary murder

got tired, won

Or lost?

To whom bells these ring for?

Could I raise my head straight up?

Let's run away from from oat field

run and disarm

Heaven leaks its light there

Let's bury the iron

to rust already

Because light is fast

Da daa da dada daada

sunflowers remain -

They give yellow color to gold

but it is white

Da daa da dada daada

naked souls remain

so let's drink

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