Kurt Turns Evil Page #4

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Hi.

I've been thinking. I don't think

everything was your fault.

You aren't still eviI, are you?

Aren't you coming in?

No, a loser like me deserves

to sit on top of a pole.

Hey, is Kurt up there?

- What?

- Are you coming back to work?

- I'm never coming down again!

- You can be head forklift driver.

Nope!

How about

head chief forklift driver?

- With a promotion!

- AII I need is a grain of rice a day.

Goodbye!

But what about the forklift race?

It's tomorrow.

Howlong

does he intend to stay up there?

Forever.

When he comes down, tell him

to get my car out of the pooI!

He has more important things

to worry about.

Don't be rude!

I'm paying you to drawmy garage.

Maybe I don't want

to drawyour garage!

I hate architects!

Hi, Bud!

You're just in time for meditation.

Ready, set...

Anne-Lise!

- What?

- The kindergarten collapsed!

I need my forklift!

Oh, no you don't!

Help me with my car first!

- This is more important!

- More important than my car?

- Code 449, kindergarten collapse.

- I have to help them!

Not so fast!

I have the pager, I'll help them!

- Let me on!

- No!

Let go!

Do as the doctor says!

Everyone does as the doctor says!

Turn!

Stop!

You stop!

FC Rosenborg!

Help is on its way.

- Thank God you're here!

- No problem.

Not you!

Dr. Petter!

Let the doctor through!

Yes, they are in here.

Help us!

- Do something!

- You do something!

- This calls for a doctor.

- No, a policeman!

- Doctor! Doctor!

- Policeman! Policeman!

Don't you...

Watch the mustache!

We're all going to die!

Focus on your inner self.

Your inner self.

Look!

Your children are safe

with the doctor now.

Bud!

Where's Bud?

Hello?

Help!

No!

Bud and Rigmor are still in there!

But what about Rigmor?

Fine!

Get your filthy paws off of me!

Bud, run him over!

I hear laughter

is a sign of instability.

Bud!

Kurt, you're the best!

Hooray for Kurt!

Hooray for Kurt!

You've never been cheered like that.

Kurt is more important.

- You haven't been cheered like that.

- FC Rosenborg sure has. Often.

Huge breasts, by the way.

He's my dad. And I can hear

everything. This is beautifuI!

WonderfuI Copenha...

I mean...

Did you see dad on that forklift?

And you are incredibly strong!

Mind my hair!

I promise that we will build

a new, solid kindergarten.

So that nothing like this

will ever happen again.

Thank you, Kurt!

KURTIS THE BES:

Sorry.

Never mind.

We're just happy you're moving.

I understand.

I didn't fit in here next to you.

Ain't that the truth.

Is this enough to...

repair the damages?

I have a better idea.

KINDERGARTEN:

Nice throw.

Please watch your language, boys!

Hey, Mr. Forklift Driving Man

You're the boss

You're in command

Look what's coming

A doomsday machine

The Prince of Darkness

Riding his forklift

Tipping over big loads

Crushing everything in his path

He refuses to crawl

He's coming to get you

He's a forklift driving man!

Forklift driving man!

The hour of revenge

Has arrived

Definitely not smart

To stand right there

Run for cover

Run for your life

If you aren't dead yet

You will be soon

Lawless, mysterious and raw

A brave and bloodthirsty brute

He's a forklift driving man!

A forklift driving man!

Kurt is eviI!

He is a...

Forklift driving man!

He is a forklift driving man!

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