Kurt Turns Evil Page #3

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I would love to buy it.

It is worth...

Your diamond is worth...

Million?!

- That sounds fine.

- Great. Let me get your money.

By the way,

- Are you independently wealthy?

- No.

Then I think you should be carefuI.

It isn't easy

to suddenly come across great wealth.

You can easily become... eviI.

Thanks for the tip, but relax.

I'm nice, popular and sweet.

FC Rosenborg!

- Nowwhat?

- Your load is too high.

- I'm giving you a fine.

- Is this the prime minister's idea?

Doesn't she have better things to do

than decide what I can't do?

There! I don't have time

for stupid policemen.

You can't call policemen stupid!

That's a 600-kroner fine.

Is that all? In that case

I'll also call you a jerk,

a crown idiot and a butt-bugger.

Your fine just grewto 1600 kroner!

What?!

You are eviI! You just

earned yourself a pile of fines!

Watch out, or I'll buy

the entire police station -

- and put you

and all your buddies in jaiI!

My mustache...

My word, have you gotten rich?

There must be millions here!

- Around 60, actually.

- Fantastic!

- Gosh!

- We can buy whatever we want!

- A car like Dr. Petter's.

- And a pooI, and a house like his!

Helena can go to Satan concerts,

and I can go to medicaI schooI!

Just like Dr. Petter!

If I hear Dr. Petter's name

one more time, -

- I'll high-pressure hose you

all back to the Stone Age!

Can we at least get a new car,

and sell this junk?

- We're keeping the forklift.

- Are you stupid?

We don't need the forklift

nowthat we're rich!

Actually, I'm the one who's rich.

You're just as poor as always.

None of you get anything!

I want it all for myself.

I'll give Bud

a weekly allowance of 10,000 kroner.

From now on, Bud and I

are going to have all the fun.

- What do you want to do, Bud?

- I haven't seen Rigmor for a while...

No, Bud, I'm not talking

about kindergarten fun.

I'm talking about reaI, totaI fun.

Fun, fun, fun!

THE WORLDS BIGGESTSTORE

THE WORLDS BIGGESTRACETRACK

THE WORLDS BIGGES COD LIVER OIL BOTTLE

- I want that!

- We have the forklift.

Forklifts are for wimps!

This is a machine for reaI men!

Hello.

Fun, fun, fun!

- You're ruining the track!

- But I have schooI tomorrow.

I'll give you 200 kroner

to let me use your room.

It's a deaI!

Kurt, it's for you!

You have a visitor.

FC Rosenborg! Are you the one

building illegaI racetracks?

- Why is my racetrack illegaI?

- It isn't inside!

You can't build racetracks

through doctors' houses.

Not to mention, you're blocking

the road for the prime minister.

- Fine, give me a ticket.

- You still have to remove the track.

- I'll pay, you remove the track.

- No. That's illegaI.

The prime minister has decided that.

- You again?

- Let me do whatever I want.

I can pay you.

I have 60 million.

You have to do as I say. In the big

picture, 60 million isn't very much.

If I were prime minister,

I'd let rich people do anything.

Well I am the prime minister!

And I am nice and popular.

- Get his track out of my house!

- First I want the street cleared.

That's more important.

- Don't bother the prime minister!

- It's OK. Good to see you again.

Likewise.

Imagine that she remembered me!

- I want to be prime minister too.

- It isn't that easy.

- You have to be elected.

- How?.

Get people to vote for you.

But you don't stand a chance.

Because I am nice and popular.

- I'm nice and popular too.

- Good luck, then!

Let's see...

If I ran for prime minister,

would you vote for me?

- I don't know.

- What do you mean?

- I don't knowwhere you stand.

- Where I stand?

- I'm for everything that's good.

- We'll see.

- Here his family helps out.

- "Kill all journalists... "

Forget Helena.

All she cares about is Satan.

- May I take a picture?

- Of course.

Please move. I only want

a picture of the candidate.

Forget it, Bud. I'm the one

who's going to be prime minister.

But I'm sure you'll be

prime minister some day too.

I doubt it.

Ladles and gentlemen,

please welcome Kurt!

Unemployment, improved roads,

cheap food from Sweden, taxes!

Everyone should be happy,

save the environment. Thank you.

Kurt is the best!

Kurt is the best!

- What about elderly care?

- Nothing concerns me more!

Elderly care! Elderly care!

Elderly care! Elderly care!

Elderly care!

Elderly care!

And now our second candldate,

the prlme mlnlster!

You can't vote for her.

She can't even stay on her feet!

- You tripped her!

- Of course. Everything is allowed.

- That was a cheap trick.

- That was politics.

You have a choice: Vote for me,

a nice and popular person,

or vote for Kurt, who is mean.

I'm not mean!

You're ugly and smell like farts!

You smell like farts!

Kurt is best.

Kurt is best...

Where are you going?

Stay here and watch me win!

No discussion!

The prime minister decides!

You'd think a prime minister could

expect some support from his family.

- What if you lose?

- Only chickens have a plan B.

You should probably be

a little more chicken.

Of course I'm going to be

prime minister! Right, Bud?

Bud?

Quiet, here it comes!

Let's see

how many votes Kurt recelved.

Didn't you vote for me?

It appears as If our buxom frlend

wlll remaln prlme mlnlster.

No, no, no!

Not everyone can be prime minister.

You're a forklift driver.

But apparently that isn't

good enough for any of you!

You're the biggest loser

I've ever met, Kurt!

Must be tough living next to

a wonderfuI man like me.

I'll showyou!

Police? No, I'm not calling

to praise FC Rosenborg!

Kurt has turned eviI!

Is there a carpenter here?

I am wltnesslng some strong scenes

from the hellcopter.

Kurt Is evll!

Maybe I should have voted for him.

I don't condone anarchistic behavior.

- Neither does Rigmor.

- I can hear your voices!

I can hear you talk. This is lovely!

Say something else.

My back!

I am pleased, but not surprised,

that I became prime minister.

I am much more important

than Kurt will ever be.

FC Rosenborg forever!

- Gotcha!

- Howincredibly annoying.

- Did you really do all this?

- Yup, I'm afraid so.

You are neither nice nor popular.

Shame on you!

Right!

No!

Help me!

Nowyou can think about

what you have done.

Hey, you.

- What are you in for?

- I did something bad.

Really?

I sold spoiled shrimp.

I put thumbtacks on random chairs.

- I tried to crush Parliament.

- Did you succeed?

- Nope.

- Then you sleep on the floor.

KURTIS EVIL:

Kurt, you are accused of being eviI.

What do you have to say?

I regret it bitterly

and will never do it again.

- I wasn't myself.

- You weren't? Who were you?

I wanted to be like Dr. Petter

and the prime minister.

But no one thought I was important,

so I snapped and lost my head.

Has that never happened to you?

- Yes, actually.

- See?

I'll give you a choice:

Go back to jaiI,

or pay a fine of 40 million kroner.

- I'll pay the fine.

- Do you have 40 million?

And 40,000,000.

There you are.

Now go home

and think about what you have done.

You betcha!

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