Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum Page #6

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You're very nice.

What do you do?

- Sir, I am a DJ.

By profession.

You're a DJ.

- Yes.

Then you'II pIay at my

new year's party this time.

Yes!

Sir, me?

- Of course.

These days there aren't

many admirers of art Iike you.

No, I insist.

- Sir, you're so sweet.

AIways.

- Sir, you wiII have to hear my music.

No, no. No need.

- Just hear it, sir.

There's no need. - I insist, sir.

I said.. - Hear it, sir.

Okay, okay.

Is that you?

Yes, sir.

My chiIdren.

DJ Sid, the kids are Ioving it.

I'm Ioving it. Awesome music.

Yes.

- Thank you.

Sir, sir, sir.

PIease come quickIy.

What happened?

- Sir, if you don't come quickIy..

.. it wiII be a catastrophe.

RascaI. Your

performance starts with my music.

I am so proud of you.

My mother's been..

My mother's been..

Hey you. You can't

endure to see someone happy.

Leave my boss's mother.

Leave my boss's mother.

She's the boss's mother?

Yes, Mrs. Rose Mary MarIo.

Rose...Mary...MarIo.

No wonder she seems

so pIeased with Sakru.

Shoot it properIy.

Hey, fiIming my mother are you.

My mother's been defamed.

Someone save my

mother from this brute.

Dog. Sorry, sir.

I didn't know my dog..

..wouId do this with your mother.

Your dog?

- Yes, sir.

UsuaIIy I charge for his services.

But since you've

given me a huge party..

..so, for you it's free.

You mean your dog charges

for such obscene things.

You mean the dog

that just consummated..

..with my mother is a gigoIo.

No need to overreact.

Just give her an

I-piII before 72 hours.

BIoody pervert.

I'd rather take

sIeeping piIIs instead.

But before that I won't spare you two.

I'II teach your dog a Iesson, that..

Dad.

Are you okay?

- No.

I am not okay.

How can I forget what

happened with my mother?

You're forgetting something, dad.

Grandma's character.

She was so pure. So pious.

- Yeah.

And you caII her

mother when she openIy..

And with an unknown dog.

You're right.

Mother wouId never

Iet father touch her.

So, father wouId

spend most of his time..

..with the servant, Ramdin.

In fact, father did

him so many favours..

..that Ramdin wouId

aIways stay bent over.

Dad, just think.

How can she be your mother?

You're right.

How can she be my mother?

How can she be my mother?

Boss, soon you'II be unmasked.

Think of something.

We'II have to come up with something.

If the trust shuts down..

..then Baba 3G's incoming wiII stop.

And we'II have to be

out-going from here.

Yes, if we've to get

back to our oId job..

..then we'II be in a mess.

No, broad-band.

We'II have to think of something.

Listen. Light up that S&T.

This isn't Adam & Eve,

its Adam & Steve.

This is a gay cIub, okay.

'Tomorrow night, Adam's cIub.'

'We'II definiteIy meet in this cIub.'

Anu, thanks for coming..

..to the Gay day cyber night,

and supporting our cause.

We shouId be thanking you.

- Yes.

First time we feeI

so safe amongst men.

Naughty.

- Yes.

Cheers!

Hi.

- Hi.

Never saw you here before.

I'm from Mumbai.

But I come to Goa whenever I can.

I just Iove this pIace.

EspeciaIIy the dics.

I...didn't get your name, I am sorry.

Hi, Sorry. I am Sid.

Sorry... You're so witty.

Then you're so...Churchgate.

Churchgate!

By the way, I am Adam. The cIub owner.

Oh, so this is your cIub.

What a pIace you have, man.

It's rocking.

- Come.

You know, few years

ago I had a partner.

Steve.

I was the active partner..

..he was the...sIeeping partner.

But recentIy he passed away.

How?

- It was an accident.

The house next to his was on fire.

And Steve jumped in

the fire, to save peopIe.

Steve saved seven peopIe.

But couIdn't survive himseIf.

Such a hero.

Later we found out..

..those he saved

were the fire-brigade.

They were trying to douse the fire.

Sid, here?

You know...you remind me

so much of Steve. - Me?

It's your personaIity.

Hi, Sid.

Anu. You, here!

I am surprised.

ActuaIIy, I'm more

surprised to see you here.

Why? Where eIse wiII I be?

Where there're dics, there's Sid.

Oh, you're just too much.

By the way, guys.

I'm going for para-saiIing tomorrow.

Why don't you guys join me?

Para-saiIing?

That's...that's such a great idea.

- No.

What wiII I do there?

If you don't come,

then I won't either.

She has to come.

If Sid doesn't come

then how wiII we have fun?

You have to come.

- You have to come.

Okay, I wiII come.

It's a pIeasure meeting you.

BeIieve me, the

pIeasure is aII...mine.

He seems too emotionaI.

It's true.

AII goods guys are

either gay or married.

Enough! Enough! Enough!

That's enough, Mr. MarIo.

You beIieved this

fooIish girI. This is too much.

I am not sad because you doubt me.

But because...you

doubt this pious Iady.

Forgive him, mother.

MarIo. Do you know who that dog was?

Who was it?

It was none other than your..

- Your?

Your..

- Your?

Your?

Your father.

Father!

- Yes.

Yes, MarIo.

Last night Jesus and

I went for dinner.

Our Iast supper.

He reaIIy Iikes the

'Biryani' of DeIhi Darbar's.

That's when he toId me..

..that your father has

returned to your mother.

To give her what he gave onIy Ramdin.

Chaste Iove.

- I see.

That's he directIy..

You're absoIuteIy right.

Prepare to bring father home.

- Of course. Of course.

Did you hear? Father's coming back.

Mother.

Good morning, Sak...ru.

Wow.

Twosome.

Threesome.

And I'm stiII hand-some.

What's this?

EarIy morning on the job.

I am proud of you my boy.

Why are you suIking?

Look in the pooI.

They're just having a baII.

One thing's for sure, dude.

It's the infIuence of the other girI.

She is the convertor not me.

Right now there's just

one thing on my mind.

How to get Simran back into my Iife.

Just Iike Arjun saw onIy

the parrot's eye, simiIarIy..

Dude. Don't ever taIk the parrot.

You're hopeIess

You say Simran's your souI-mate.

SouI's fine, but what about the mate?

Look at girIs from

Sakru's point of view. - What?

Impress her.

Show her that you're a man.

It'II be difficuIt for you..

But we can try.

No. I mean to say...give

her the macho impression.

What?

- Give her the macho impression.

Yes, you're right.

I want to show her how manIy I am.

This time I'II sureIy give

her the macho impression.

What?

Give her the macho impression.

He's missing, and Ieft me with this.

Vicky Donor.

Give her the macho impression

Anu, Iisten.

This guy's taking off his pants here.

Yes, reaIIy.

And honestIy, he's Iooking reaIIy hot.

Okay, I'II caII you Iater.

Hey, you. Come here.

What?

What are you trying to show here?

Something speciaI to show?

No, sir. Nothing speciaI.

ReaIIy.

If you don't trust me,

you can see it yourseIf.

PeopIe Iike you give Goa a bad name.

Come on, come on.

Stop. Stop.

Excuse me, sir.

I think you're mistaken.

He's my friend and was posing for me.

Here's his photo.

Fine.

Ask him to pose

properIy next time, madam.

There are chiIdren

pIaying on the beach.

Sorry, sir.

Thanks, Simran.

By the way, why did you take my photo?

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