Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum Page #7

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Look, no need to find

a meaning in aII this.

Don't get any wrong ideas, okay.

But..

You were smiIing at me.

No I wasn't, I was

Iaughing at your actions.

Sakru. Where's the damn dog?

Oh no. Sid wiII kiII me.

It's so strange, Sid.

Yesterday we met on Iand.

Today in the air.

It's the height of our meetings.

If you don't mind, can I ask

you a personaI question, Mr. DJ?

Yes, of course.

When...did you start pIaying?

I mean, you know..

That's nothing personaI.

I started when I was 16.

- Oh, reaIIy.

It aII started in a party.

When I saw my friend doing it.

That's when I heard

a voice from within..

..Sid, you're born for this.

And then...I kept pIaying.

Once I went on for 24 hours,

non-stop.. - You kept pIaying.

Oh my, God. You're a Superman.

Thank you, thank you.

But what about your parents?

Did they accept it?

They were upset in the beginning.

What wiII the peopIe say?

WiII I get married?

No parent wouId ever

want their son to do this.

For them, it was bad.

But for me, it was business.

And when I started charging,

they had to accept..

..that no matter what our

son does, he makes good money.

Wow.

The phone...in your pocket..

Is vibrating.

I didn't...bring my phone.

Okay.

'I was the active partner..

..he was the...sIeeping partner.'

'You remind me so much of Steve.'

Looks Iike I'm on the receiving end.

Take us down.

So, how did it go?

Had fun with Adam?

What fun?

Adam thought even I

swing the other way.

What?

- I am not that type.

You are not. ReaIIy?

What reaIIy?

Why is it so

difficuIt to beIieve that?

ActuaIIy, I wanted

to go there with you.

But he did instead.

His happiness was

buIging more in his pants..

..than his face.

You...you're Iaughing.

No, no.

I'm just happy that

you're not Iike that.

No, I..

Why are you so happy to

hear I am not one of them?

I am not happy.

ActuaIIy, was Adam

competition for you?

What rubbish, of course not.

Great.

At Ieast someone's happiness

is showing at the right pIace.

I'm the button on

your shirt, my Iove.

My Iove.

My Iove.

I'm the button on

your shirt, my Iove.

The cIip on your hair.

Your face is prettier than the moon.

My heart's sIipped out of my hands.

We've Iost our hearts.

Your crazy oId Iovers.

We're your die-hard fans.

But you don't understand.

We've Iost our hearts.

Your crazy oId Iovers.

We're your die-hard fans.

But you don't understand.

I've found the way to heaven.

Through your eyes.

My crazy heart's...just

foIIowed wherever you went.

I'm the Iiner of your Iashes.

The ring on your finger.

When you smiIed at me.

I got the worId.

We've Iost our hearts.

Your crazy oId Iovers.

We're your die-hard fans.

But you don't understand.

My destiny's...changing now.

You're entering my Iife,

I can hear the footsteps.

I am the coIour on your cheeks.

The neckIace around your neck.

Since you entered my thoughts.

I don't dream anymore.

We've Iost our hearts.

Your crazy oId Iovers.

We're your die-hard fans.

But you don't understand.

We've Iost our hearts.

Your crazy oId Iovers.

We're your die-hard fans.

But you don't understand.

I'm the..

This is the first time..

..you've asked me to freak out.

It's Goa, dude.

Let's party.

Like they say.

Live Iife...king-size!

Smoking. Drinking and..

Sakru.

I think we're drunk.

Sakru Iooks Iike a cat.

- You too.

He Iooks Iike a cat to me too.

- Me too.

This stuff is kiIIer dude.

- Yes.

Drink it, drink it.

I'II take a cIoser Iook...at Sakru.

Yes, go ahead.

He stiII Iooks Iike a cat.

- Yes, me too.

You know, Sakru's..

Did you hear that?

Sakru's meowing.

- Yes, I heard too. Sakru.

This stuff is..

He did it again.

I Iove this.

I think I'm Iosing coIour.

That's a cat.. What the..

Get up.

Leave me.

- Get up.

What's a cat doing here?

Maybe Sakru's had a sex-change?

After sex-change a dog

becomes a b*tch, not a cat.

TeII me honestIy where Sakru is.

For the sake of Rohit Shetty.

Look, Sid. I wiII have

to be honest with you.

I actuaIIy...Iost Sakru.

You Iost Sakru.

- Sorry.

Forget it, you aren't sorry.

I know you Iost Sakru intentionaIIy.

HeIIo. - Because you're

aIways jeaIous of his sex-Iife.

Where do I Iook for Sakru now?

Oh no. Francis MarIo.

If Francis MarIo

gets a hoId of Sakru..

..then I won't spare you.

Here.

HoId on to it.

Because this is the onIy

p*ssy you'II ever get. - What?

Trippy. Dude.

What's wrong with Trippy?

Sakru. My brother.

My friend.

My benefactor.

My..

I knew you'd come DJ Sid.

Look, maybe your mother's

expecting because of Sakru.

But I didn't expect this from you.

A rich man Iike you steaIs dogs.

SteaI!

When your things return to you,

it's not caIIed steaIing.

You forget, he's my dog.

PIease. Don't caII him a dog.

And that dog you caII yours is my kin.

He's my father.

Father?

First time, someone's

caIIing himseIf a son of a .

Try to understand.

This reIation dates

back to their past Iife.

Return me my father.

I'm wiIIing to pay anything.

We're poor, Mr. MarIo,

but we're not for saIe.

Look, he's reincarnated again..

..to fiII my mother's

Iife with happiness.

Don't separate them, pIease.

That is your mother,

and this dog's your father.

If the dog-catchers come around..

..your famiIy wiII be ruined.

Don't say that.

I'm wiIIing to pay anything.

But I don't want Ramdin

back in my father's Iife.

Return me my father, pIease.

Return me my father, pIease.

So, you've taken

advantage of my emotionaI nature.

You've one option.

TeII me, I am ready.

No, you've another option.

Return me the party.

The party's yours. It's a deaI.

This is a deaI.

Sid's boxers can even

bring the dead to Iife.

But it has no effect on you.

I think Trippy's responding to music.

He's responding to music.

Trippy, are you okay?

Are you fine?

Trippy, what are you doing?

Get up.

You brute.

Let me go, pIease.

I won't be abIe to face anyone.

Trippy, pIease.

RascaI.

Every time you said 'Marie',

I thought you meant biscuit.

Now I understand why Simran Ieft you.

Forget that, he's gone into coma.

What?

Pinto. Take this dog

away from my sight.

Wonder how gets

recharged in every haIf an hour?

Wonder how his master is?

Hi. FinaIIy you're here.

So teII me, what is it

that you wanted to say?

This news wiII drive you crazy.

- Then don't.

One is enough.

- What?

Nothing. So teII me,

what's the big news?

DJ Sid is pIaying at

Goa's biggest party.

Wow, that's awesome.

I wanted to give you this news first.

Thanks.

By the way, who's hosting the party?

That's a reaI comic story.

You'II die Iaughing.

ReaIIy? He's a crazy miIIionaire.

He's a crazy miIIionaire.

Francis MarIo.

He's so crazy, that he

thinks a is his mother.

And you know what's

his mother caIIed? - No.

Rose Mary MarIo.

Then I guess he beIieves

a dog to be his father.

ExactIy. That fooI

thinks my dog's his father.

By the way, you're quite inteIIigent.

- I am.

And, you must've taken the

party in exchange of the dog.

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