Lake Placid vs. Anaconda Page #4

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the old-fashioned way.

And if we're gonna do that,

it's gonna take a lot more than

that peashooter to stop 'em.

Don't you worry about me.

If there's one thing I'm good at,

it's stopping crocodiles.

So I've heard.

All right.

Here's a list of all the transponders

that they tagged the crocs with.

Looks like a lot.

Yeah, but this is not right.

This is last week's readout. Hold on.

What the hell?

The whole system went down.

Is that normal?

Well, it's never gone down on me before,

so to speak.

There's a first time

for everything, I guess.

- That's kind of convenient timing.

- Not really.

Well, I mean, a bizarre accident

blows a hole in our security gate

around the same time

the tracking system goes down.

We don't even know

how many crocs have escaped, if any.

True, true.

We don't know how many escaped,

but we do know where they're going.

Check this out. Pull up this map.

All right. This is us.

And here's Black Lake.

Now I'm willing to bet

they've probably consumed

most of the lake's resources, so,

the crocs are gonna be headed

toward the nearest source of ready food,

which is right there.

Clear Lake.

Hey!

Where do you want us to start?

Start in there.

That's where we found him

the first time.

If we're lucky,

he'll be drinking his way through

that money we gave him.

You two wait out here.

Try to blend in with the locals.

I'll go around the back.

What's up?

What's up?

Come on, Beth, answer the phone, please.

Look, just try to relax.

You know, she's probably out

having some fun with friends.

Besides, we don't even know

if the crocs did escape

or even if they made it to Clear Lake.

Look, I'm not gonna be able to relax

until I know my daughter is safe.

So, I'm gonna go look for her.

We're working here, Tull.

Once that fence is fixed, your lake is safe.

I can't say the same thing about my daughter.

So, I'm gonna go try and find her,

you can come or not.

I'm coming!

I was never here.

You got it, boss.

- Hey, buddy, what can I get you?

- I'm looking for Jim Bickerman.

Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim who?

I'm still having a hard time

with that last name.

Bickersteen?

Bickerman. Jimmy Bickerman.

Why didn't you say so?

Haven't seen him.

Hi, Jim.

Happy hour start a little early today?

Don't hassle me, Ms. Murdoch.

I'm a cripple.

Physically challenged

is the preferred term now.

I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Come on, Jim.

We still have business to discuss.

Let me help you up.

Did you see that?

I think I got me a lawsuit here.

- He's actually kind of cute.

- Yeah.

You ready?

- Born ready.

- Yeah.

Ladies, Andrew is gonna

give Hannah here...

- Heather.

- Close enough.

A show to remember.

Damn, it's cold.

- I'm gonna go up front.

- Yeah.

Baby, you know tops are

optional on my boat.

Does that line really work?

Well, I am the captain.

You handle the throttle.

Hit it!

Yeah, baby.

Let's go over there.

What? I'm serious. You're so much hotter

than the other girls.

How about a little suck face?

Stop.

Stop! Stop the boat!

Why? What's wrong?

He's gone. He's gone!

Something attacked him.

I think a giant alligator or something!

Yeah, yeah, he's probably joking around.

- I'll circle back and pick him up.

- I'm sorry.

I'm allergic to water.

He'll be okay, all right?

I don't know.

What the...

Very funny, Andrew!

That was a $200 rope.

Maybe we should get back to the beach.

I can't leave Andrew

in the middle of the lake,

joke or no joke.

Not again. Cut it out.

That's not funny.

We've seen this before.

Andrew?

I did not give them permission

to get out of the water!

Oh, my God, they're gone!

Melissa!

Oh, my God! Help me!

Go, go!

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Go, go!

- Help me!

- No, Heather, no!

Melissa, help me!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

What do we do? Tiffani!

I don't think we can outrun them!

- God!

- Wait! I have an idea!

What?

Help me!

No!

Need I tell you that you're going

just a tad over the speed limit?

- Write me a ticket.

- Don't tempt me.

Ferguson, you out there?

Come in.

Ferguson, come in.

- Excuse me, bro. Official police business.

- Ferguson.

- Just, just one minute. Thanks.

- Okay.

This is Ferguson. Who's this?

It's your mother, Ferguson.

I need you to get out to the Clear

Lake Marina and get everybody out.

The lake is officially closed.

Blame it on red algae

or brain-eating amoebas.

I don't really care.

Just don't let anybody

hear you say the word "Crocodile."

We don't need to start a panic.

Am I clear?

Roger that, Sheriff.

Ix-nay on the ocodile-cray.

Where's my...

Okay.

Come on! Come on! Hurry!

Get in the car.

- Where's Amber?

- I tried to save her, but she didn't make it.

What? Oh, my God!

Wait. You can't come in this car.

- Why?

- I don't like your bikini.

That's it. We're leaving.

God, can you believe it?

I left the keys on the beach.

You mind going back and getting them,

big sister?

What? Are you nuts?

Come on, come on, get out of here!

Why aren't they leaving?

Go! Go away!

Yeah, that'll work.

Just tell them to leave.

I'm getting out of here!

No! Cassie, no!

No!

She's not gonna make it.

Better her than me.

- We got to help her.

- I volunteer...

- Her.

- Why her?

It's not like she's gonna get in anyway.

Do you try to be a b*tch

or does it just come naturally?

Our only hope is Tiff's car.

Okay? We go on three!

One, two, three!

No!

I got you! I got you.

I got you.

We got to distract them.

- Who's got something we can use?

- Like what?

I need a can of hair spray.

Something flammable.

How about spray tanner?

Somebody must have left it there.

That'll work. Who's got a lighter?

Guilty as charged.

Help! Help!

They're gonna... They're gonna...

No, they're not. It's okay.

When I say the word,

just be ready to run, okay?

Wait a second, I'm in charge here.

I say the word.

I'm listening!

Hey! Over here!

Now?

Now! Now! Now!

Oh, my God!

I'm not getting a signal.

We must be out of range.

It's a snake skin.

One of them is molting.

It's too big for the males.

It's come from the female.

She may be ready to lay her eggs.

- We know one thing for sure.

- Which is what?

She's still growing.

Yeah, like she wasn't

big enough already.

Move out!

I'm fine.

Just fine. Thanks for asking.

Okay, sorry. Sorry.

People of the visitors' center,

I need you to leave the premises right away.

There is absolutely no reason to panic.

Sorry.

There is no need to panic.

Everything will be okay.

By order of the Aroostook

County sheriff,

I need you to all remove your vehicles

and exit in a calm and orderly manner.

There's no need for pushing and shoving.

Get out of the way, nerd boy!

Be polite, people!

This is a major emergency! Run!

Your life may depend on it!

Stop. Stop!

What is it?

Sheriff...

What the hell is it?

It's crocodile prints.

That tracker of yours

showing anything around here?

No, no, no. It's still not working.

I left it in the truck.

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