Lake Placid vs. Anaconda Page #3

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I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

You can get back in line.

Get back in line!

Now get in the water.

I don't think any guy minds if we suck,

if you get my politically

incorrect innuendo.

What are you all waiting for?

Are you afraid of the crocodiles?

I cannot believe

you are all this stupid.

This is Clear Lake.

There are no crocodiles in Clear Lake.

The crocodiles are in Black Lake.

Now get in the water!

Go on.

Get your asses in there!

Where do you think you're going?

- But you said to...

- And what was your name again?

Jane.

Jane?

As in plain Jane?

As in Goldsburg.

You have 20 minutes to dig a hole

big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

Are you both deaf?

Or maybe you really don't have

what it takes to become a Delta Phi Beta.

I've got my eye on both of you.

Is that even possible,

to have one singular eye on both of us?

I don't think so.

It's gonna be fine.

It's so cold.

Move it. You don't want to piss her off.

Let's go, guys. Go.

It's a beach, b*tches!

Walk until you can't touch the bottom

and tread water until I say stop.

Go!

Looks like Megan's already halfway

to becoming a sister.

That's it. Keep swimming.

Let's hear it for Brett and Andrew

from Kappa Tau Pi!

Go, guys!

Great performance, guys!

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

That was crazy.

Bro, that was awesome!

I'm sure the girls will show you

their appreciation later,

if you get my meaning.

All right!

I'll give you 10 seconds

to move your vehicle.

I'm here meeting the sheriff.

It's your lucky day. You found her.

I know. I'm Will Tull.

Fish and Wildlife.

Tull! Just the man

we've been waiting for.

You still got to move your vehicle.

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

So, you have an ID yet?

No ID, but I can tell you the legs

do belong to the rest of him.

How can you be sure?

You'll have to forgive me.

This is the only time I have to eat my lunch.

Wing Ding?

Thanks, but no.

You can tell by the break.

Clearly the legs were torn off

with tremendous force

coming down on the femurs.

But here, you can see how they match.

Yeah.

And you're absolutely certain

that he's a he?

No question.

Well, how long before

you can give me a name?

I got no usable prints.

Possibility of dental records,

but that could take weeks, even longer.

- All right, thanks.

- Yeah.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Did they find what was left

of the lab unit?

Even if they have, there's no way

they can connect it to us.

I made sure.

You better hope so for all our sakes.

Eyes front.

So, what's the plan?

What a b*tch.

A couple of days ago I had our tech guys

block their tracking device

so only ours will work.

So we're the only ones

that can track these things?

Bingo.

We'll use this to find the female

and bring her back to the lab.

And if we can't?

This is a portable incubator.

If we can't bring her back to the lab,

we'll take her eggs.

Whatever happens,

we can't have her lay them in the wild.

Those eggs are the key to the serum.

And what if she does lay them

in the wild?

I don't want to know.

I guess we're gonna

need Bickerman again.

No one knows the land like him.

Well, he does have a bag

full of my money.

I think it's about time

Captain Hook earned it.

The good news is

it's not our missing person.

The bad news is that

our missing person is still missing.

Finding a dead guy inside of a croc

isn't bad news enough?

Spend a little time with us, Mr. Tull,

and you'll find that it's just another day

at the office around here.

What'd you got on the tractor trailer?

Unfortunately, not much.

The license plates melted in the fire.

Can't even get a readable VIN number.

The guys at the garage

are taking it apart

to see if they can get

some serial numbers off the engine.

Might be able to trace it from there.

All right. Well, keep on it.

Yes sir, ma'am.

I mean, Sheriff. Sheriff.

Mr. Tull, what do you need from us

to get started?

Well, first things first.

Probably best to go ahead

and show me what you've got.

Boo!

Oh, my God, you scared me.

Well, with your ear buds in

and your eyes closed,

Sasquatch and his whole family

could sneak up on you.

Here, it's the only thing

I could find to actually drink.

Thanks.

Unless you want to join

the vomit patrol over there?

I'm okay.

Okay, let's do it.

Neanderthals.

I'm surprised they don't

drag them off by their hair.

Why are you here?

You don't seem like the type.

What, can't you tell

that I live to be a Delta?

Paint each other's toenails,

call each other sisters and BFFs?

Compare each other's boob jobs?

- Stop.

- Get a daring

butterfly tattoo on our ankles.

- Okay, stop.

- Pierce our unmentionables.

Seriously, stop.

Really, why are you here?

Truth is I'm a psych major.

And I mean, what is more psycho

then wanting to join a sorority?

Great resource material.

I'm bored! Make them swim.

Get in the water.

Come on. Go. Go.

Get in, b*tches.

News flash, you stupid b*tches!

Frats don't like boring

sorority sisters.

Now, get in the water!

What about you, girlfriend?

What's your excuse?

I'm a legacy. My mom was a Delta.

So, what, she, like,

forced you into it or something?

No.

She died when I was little.

It was just me and my dad.

So I thought that becoming a Delta

would be something to remember her by.

That's sweet.

I mean, I want to throw up.

But it's sweet. Seriously.

Don't think I don't see you two

sitting over here snickering

or laughing or whatever.

You do know that those words

mean the same thing, right?

What I do know is that

you are two of the sorriest pledges

I have ever seen in my life.

And if you want a hope in hell

of getting into this sorority,

you better get it together.

Well, let's take one

for Mom and my studies.

This is a mess.

- This happened last night?

- Right about then.

We don't get many eyewitnesses out here

in the middle of the night,

which, I'm sure, was the point.

I'm not gonna candy coat this

for you, Sheriff.

If this fence was down for even an hour,

it's entirely possible that

some of the crocs escaped.

I mean, there's a chance

we can track some of them, but...

Then what are we waiting for?

Well, I mean, you obviously

know a lot about breeding.

Excuse me?

That came out wrong.

Let me clarify that.

Aroostook Station Wildlife.

Hey, Sheryl, it's Tully.

I'm out here at Black Lake,

just trying to take my foot

out of my mouth.

You do that a lot, Tully.

If you could do me a solid

and get Falmouth on the line

and have them send over

all the transponder numbers

for the crocs they tagged

out here on their last survey,

that would be great.

And if you could make it snappy,

I would be very happy.

We could have a very serious situation

on our hands here.

- I don't know, I'll pass it on.

- Okay.

- Yep. Thanks.

- Tully, what about that raise I...

Okay, bye, bye. Bye. Bye.

What I was saying earlier is that

any crocs that were born

after they were tagged

aren't gonna have any transponders.

So we're gonna have to hunt

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