Land Of The Lost Page #7

But I think it's gonna be awesome for you

for personal growth just to hit this one solo.

I'm gonna be rootin' for ya.

Okay?

Trenches bro.

It's all about love.

Okay?

After this time.

I'm there for you, okay?

Anytime after now.

He's your man, not me.

Alright, it's a fact.

You and I don't like each other.

Only one will remain.

Just gonna have to fight

you at your own game.

Damn you're quick, it's

because you're a dinosaur!

But, you don't carry

around these, do you?

Welcome to the big

bang theory my friend!

Stupid...

You're cornered man, there's no way out!

There's always a way out!

Because if you don't make it...

It's your own damn vault.

My god! He's going to do it!

Do it! Do it!

God!

Can't believe it.

Hey!

Yeah, you!

You bastard!

Do you realize who you just ate, do you?

Probably the most brilliant man ever.

Probably the only man

who ever really knew you.

Alright, so he was wrong about the size of your

brain but you don't go and eat a man for that,

you reason with him you stupid idiot!

He was your future!

He was my future!

And I'm never going to get a chance

to tell him that because of you!

It's cool, it's cool!

Right!

Now we must get home,

we're gonna get back,

and we're gonna tell the world

what Rick Marshall did here today.

Come on you big green bastards!

I am sick and tired of you

slow moving little wankers!

Will!

Alright little dude, let's do this.

Lock and load!

Want some of this?

Eat Chaka! Eat!

Will!

Step, step and lift!

Alright my murderous

friend take us home.

Bite that guy right there!

That's him...

That's him!

Oh god that's the coolest

thing I've ever seen.

Would it be cool if he slides down Grumpy's

tail just like Fred Flinstone would do-

Oh god, I've lived.

I have lived.

Come on it tickles.

Marshall!

What happened?

We thought you had died.

Died?

That was just a minor set back.

Okay let's go home.

No, this is insane we saw you

go down Grumpy's cake hole.

What did he puke you out or something?

No, its not possible

the...the T-Rex's lacking-

Not important right now.

I'm okay, and that's it.

This is messed up.

Look I'd really rather

not talk about it.

Now...

Let's light this candle.

No, Marshall...how did you get out?

I will talk to you about it later!

Individually to each one

of you, I'll explain it.

Oh geez...

Would you grow up?

Oh my God!

Yes, he pooped me out!

Now you guys are friends?

Well, I was making my way through his bowels

I must've dislodged some intestinal blockage,

and yes he's in a much better mood now.

So, can we move on?

I really would like to go home.

You were dueced out by a

Dinosaur, that is incredibly cool.

Grumpy listen...

When you talk about

this, and you will...

Please be gentle...okay?

That makes us best buds now.

Don't worry about it, it's

hard with your visidual arm.

Let's go guys.

To freedom!

Thank you Dr. Marshall.

And now the doorway opens.

Enik!

It's over.

You're not going anywhere.

You think you can challenge me?!

I wrestled at Purdue!

JV!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Chaka!

Get ready for the ball breaker!

Marshall, I'm coming in!

Oh! Misfire!

What have you done?!

The door!

It's closing forever!

It's barely holding!

Let's go!

Ha!

It's your home, or your

comrade Dr. Marshall!

No it isn't!

Reverse!

You go!

I've got this yellow bastard

on lockdown, I'm gonna stay!

What?!

Yeah!

I've been talking to my man Chaka!

He pitches a pretty good world!

I mean think about it.

My home was never in the real world?

Never belonged.

This could be a fresh start for me.

Make some new friends?

I could be somebody!

A winner...

Wow, I really admire you right now.

I just feel like so many people go through this

life looking for what I've found here, you know?

And they themselves, can never find it.

Or worse.

They find it, and let it slip away.

I am so afraid of that happening.

You wouldn't be human if

you didn't feel scared.

Marshall!

Please, you can't leave

me here like this with him.

As one scientist to

another, I beg you for mercy!

Science shows no mercy.

And neither do I.

That's good.

Let's go Holly.

Ready?

Ready...

Chaka! Technically

I'm still your master!

Marshall?

Holly?

We made it!

I just want to say...

You have grown into a beautiful woman.

Hey!

Where's Will?

He went to a better place.

You killed him?

No...

No he went to a strange world.

A world of Dinosaurs,

monkey people, lizard people.

A whole in space and time, a virtual...

Land of the lost.

As hard as it is to

believe, Will chose to stay.

Alright, cool.

Did you see the Sleestaks

beat the crap out of Enik?

I've never seen them move so fast.

Couldn't agree more little buddy.

Tunic...

I got you come on.

You are deceptively heavy.

I'm a pina kusa!

Chaka!

God, we're kings!

That's what your women look like?

Hop off, be cool.

Whoa easy, stand down!

I got this.

How's it going? I'm Will,

pretty much Chaka's best friend.

I'm here to offer you all

protection and shelter.

And really pretty much anything

that you guys would ever need.

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah that's denim.

Denim.

Yeah...yeah.

This was definitely a good choice.

This is TODAY with Matt Lauer.

It's been sometime since my final

guest was here but after the,

remarkable events of the passed

year, he needs no introduction.

He's back with a new book, and more startling

evidence of you guessed it, Time Warps.

The pipe's allowed.

I asked.

That's great news.

You've had, quite a year.

Actually stellar year, Matt.

In fact I brought you

back a Dinosaur egg.

Which my beautiful partner, and lover Holly

Cantrell was gracious enough to transport.

And I'm obviously very

excited about my new tome...

It's a book.

Sixteen weeks on the NY

Time's best seller list.

Let me get to your discovery

doctor because this is-

This is for you.

I signed it.

You're supposed to say the

title and the publisher.

That's not gonna happen.

Just say it.

No!

Just say the damn title.

Fine.

Matt Lauer can suck it,

by Dr. Rick Marshall.

I was so surprised that your

attorney signed off on that,

I was like, are you sure?

Is this gonna be okay?

He said yeah, go for it.

Son of a b*tch!

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