Land Of The Lost Page #6

I got it.

I got it!

They're hatching!

Why are they hatching?!

The music!

It must be like a lullaby.

God I hope I get it!

I hope I get it!

How many people does he need?

God I hope I get it!

I hope I get it!

How many boys, how many girls?

Look at all the people!

At all the people!

How many people does he need?

How many boys, how many girls?

How many people does he-

I really need this job.

Please God I need this job.

I've got to get this job!

I'm gonna miss this place

that proves I was right.

Oh drink?

Drink, yes!

That is delicious and refreshing.

Sweet and sour like Chinese food.

He's saying it's a celebratory

drink in his village.

Cheers!

It brings a joyful lightness

to the heart and soul.

No, I'm sorry its not joyful lightness.

A better translation would

be, howling loneliness.

And then your bravery will

be tested and your mind folds.

And the shadow hats will rise from their

graves and hold you in an icy embrace.

And it'll feel like...your

bowels being pierced.

By a ghost serpent.

Well that can't be right.

No, that can't be right.

Chaka, maki rishu...dong doh?

Oh okay, so it's not ghost serpent.

It's much much closer to zombie dick.

I think it might be a narcotic.

Is that so?

Need you to be honest with me okay?

Are you a cop?

That's not an answer Chaka.

That's your name.

Seriously, by law you have to

tell me if you're an officer.

Marco -Polo

You wearing a wire?

Marco -Polo

Hello!

Hot coffee.

I need food.

Marshall!

Yeah?

Fruit me buddy!

Chaka?

I owe you an apology.

Okay, I...

I'm a guest in your land.

A guest who came unannounced, uninvited.

I've treated you like a toilet.

A toilet!

I want to make it up to you.

Because the love I feel for

you, I'm not exaggerating...

Is a billion times greater than the love

for mankind that Jesus felt on the cross.

You can take that to the bank.

I'm so glad you guys squashed that.

I love you guys so much.

You guys are amazing.

I don't ever want to go home.

No.

This is just like Sandal's resort.

Just good people, a lot of good food.

Good times.

I want to make this my life.

I'm just gonna make

- ...be here all the time.

Hey hey!

You're funny Chaka!

He's hilarious!

You're funny.

His jokes are disgusting.

You're funny.

Hey for real though?

How much money would I have to pay

ya'll to french kiss each other?

For real?

Totally real!

For real, for real?

Totally, in his mucky mouth.

Hey if it doesn't leave the three

of us, I'll do for free right now.

It's not gonna leave here.

I'd do it right now.

Let me see it.

Kiss him.

It doesn't leave the three of us?

No dude, I won't tell anybody.

Who am I gonna tell?

Why don't you kiss him?

I'm gonna do it!

Come here!

You guys are gross!

I don't wanna do it!

I don't want to do it!

I've changed my mind!

Dinosaur eggs!

Dinosaur poo...

This is the Zarn!

Heed my warning or be destroyed!

We're just trying to get home!

Enik the Altrusian has

escaped our custody!

He's over taken the central

pylon and the crystals.

And now plans to lead his army of Sleestak

on a rampage, across time and space!

If you're hearing this, heed

my warning. Do not believe-

No! Enik! No!

The Zarn?

I've gotta go and warn the-

Holly?

Holly...?

They've taken Holly.

Chaka!

I've got a mission for you.

Now listen closely.

I don't know what that means.

Just come on!

Oh man.

Sentries, classic hive behavior.

Obviously on patrol.

Just like drones tirelessly hunting.

Dude, it looks like they're

gettin' ready to make out?

No. No.

He's about to tap that ass!

Would you shut up?

He's not about to tap that ass.

Oh you're right.

He's totally tapping that ass.

Yeah wow...Our own little private show.

Oh god, they shed.

Hi.

Hey don't do that.

Just focus.

We find you guilty, for providing

assistance to Enik the Altrusian.

There she is!

Prepare the meet the Sleestak god!

Stop!

Marshall!

Do not interfere!

Dude, what the hell are you doing?

This one was caught trying to

deliver a tachyon device to Enik!

You want Holly? You've

gotta deal with us!

No, Marshall don't.

Because we're all friends of Enik!

Enik the Altrusian is guilty of the

destruction of an entire civilization.

Entire what now?

Convicted of his crimes, he was

sentenced to 10,000 years imprisonment.

What?

And made to wear a tunic

as a symbol of his deceit.

Told you dude, tunic.

As his allies, you shall die as well.

Sieze them!

Marshall!

Hold on!

Wait!

Wait a minute, our working relationship.

I wanted to do that

since I first met you.

You mean we could've been

doing this the whole time?

Yeah, but I was worried it wouldn't be

professional and distract you from your work.

No, no...not distracting.

Never distracting.

Are you guys kidding

me? Come on! Really!

Now is the time for this?

You know he's-

He's right, we've got to stop Enik!

Right now he has the upper hand.

I know we...

have the element of surprise but...

Yeah about that...

What?

We sent Chaka to go get him.

Well then.

Rick Marshall.

Coming here represents a slight

adjustment to my plans but no matter.

I have what I need.

And it's all thanks

to you, Dr. Marshall.

And this!

Don't! We're out gunned.

My Sleestack stand prepared.

With the power of the

crystals they are my slaves.

My conquering army.

Thanks to your device.

I can lead an invasion force anywhere

I choose, in all of time and space.

But I believe I'll

begin with your Earth.

My Sleestak's reproduce rather quickly.

Yeah we already caught

some of that action.

In merely weeks, your world will

be overrun by their scaly offspring.

And left standing in the

cinders of your civilization.

I'll be sure to give you

full scientific credit.

I know how important that is to you.

Now save your strength.

You'll need it.

You'll need it?

What is it?

Marshall?

Oh great.

Right, you run and I'll

distract him he's not after me.

No, I'm not running.

This ends here.

Marshall, what are you doing?

Maybe what I was always meant to do.

Now just go, I'll meet

you at the pylon, I hope.

No we're not leaving without you.

Go!

Get out of here, I don't love you!

Go!

Marshall!

Get!

You're ugly!

Look, if you're gonna do

this for real take this.

Got some high powered fireworks

in here that might come in handy.

Are you kidding me?

You mean you've been carrying a bag of

fireworks around with you this whole time?

There's literally a dozen situations

where we could've used these.

He's right, none of that

is important now okay?

Listen...

I gotta be straight with

you bro, I misjudged you.

I thought you were just a...

...dumbass dude who dressed

stupid, but I'm wrong.

You're solid.

Thick or thin, I will follow you

into battle at anytime, you hear me?

Absolutely anytime.

Okay! How about now?

Like, right now?

Yeah.

Honestly?

I didn't really expect you to

call the favor in this soon.

So, on this one unfortunately

I'm gonna have to say no.

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