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This is for you. If you are
interested do let us know quickly,
'cause this place is going
to fly off the market.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
(gentle music)
Hera!
Goddess of Women
We did it!
I couldn't have done
it without you.
I was wondering? Hoping!
That if the peace
treaty was signed
you would let me see him again.
(gentle music)
Peace won't last
will it?
I will see you again,
sweet Goddess.
(gentle music)
(Applause)
(David) There she is.
Oh.
Hey, you were incredible.
Oh thank you.
- David.
- Fen.
(David) Nice to meet you, Fen.
It only took you until
closing night to get here.
Well I had to find a date.
Callie, this is Lysi,
my partner at the firm.
I'm boring by day,
but fabulous by night.
You were amazing.
I mean, like out of control.
Seriously just congratulations.
I would love to pick your brain
about acting...
Thank you.
She's charming.
So tell me, really, what did
Well, I mean leave it to you to
create a geopolitical think-piece
complete with full frontal
nudity and dick jokes.
David, darling the dick jokes are
just to get the people in the house.
I thought it was the b*obs.
I meant what did you
think about the piece
as it relates to
the world today?
Israel, Palestine.
Russian, Ukraine.
America, and the entire f***ing
Middle East.
(David) You definitely
got your point across.
I mean, war is one of the
only constants in history.
And what can we as artists
in a time of war actually do
at a time of international
and domestic crisis
when we ourselves
are the worst stereotypes?
We revolt. We revolutionize.
We embrace peace,
and understanding,
and sex and bring it to as many
people that will buy a ticket.
(Fen) Short of storming Washington
that's the most we can do.
I liked your friends.
Yeah?
at the end of it.
I just don't think that
geo-politics is exactly my thing.
You know what?
Forget about that.
I'm just glad that you met them.
Do you want to see that bra
that I promised you?
Okay.
You like?
I like you.
(gentle music)
Miss Rose isn't looking so good.
I'm not gonna comment
on you naming that plant.
Dude, it's all about
being sustainable,
you know, growing
your own herbs;
and if I name her,
she won't die.
Pretty sure that's
not how that works.
(Chrissie) I
have an idea.
Okay.
This is Mr. Snufflegus.
Okay and I think we can put Mr.
Snufflegus right here with Miss Rose,
and he'll watch over her,
and she won't die.
You guys are f***ing weird.
I always wanted a lot of the plants
and wildlife in my apartment, so...
Thank you.
(Chrissie) I'm
going to pee.
Now she's redecorating?
Dude, chill. All right?
I'm gonna run to the deli, and grab
some snacks. You want something?
Yeah, the jalapeo chips.
What?
That ain't right.
The f***?
(toilet flushes)
James! Help me with
these f***ing locks!
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
I got to go!
What do you mean you got to go?
Out! I got to go out.
Why? You said you'd help me
roll the coins.
You gotta stay.
And I will later, I promise.
But I have to go out
and make money.
No, it's dangerous out there.
I really don't think
you should go.
You got to stay right now.
You got to help me...
Please don't get crazy on me.
Oh crazy, right?
That's what I'm getting on you?
I'm getting crazy?!
James is crazy. That's what
you always say, right?
James is crazy! Crazy!
You know what's f***ing
crazy out there?
You wanna go?
- James, if we use everything I have,
- I don't care, go. Go.
I have to go get more.
(Cece) I'll come back!
No, don't come back.
I'll see you in hell.
Hmmm.
It's like one of those bags
from Harry Potter.
(Chrissie) What?
Yeah, like there's this character
that has this magical bag
but she pulls out things
Just a shirt.
Yeah, yeah I know.
But like...
You think you'd be carrying your
whole life in that thing
the way you carry it around.
Oh.
Okay.
Why not.
(exhales)
That makes no sense.
(typing)
Lizzie! Come here!
(gentle music)
Um, so...
I have something for you.
I wanted to make you something
because you totally inspired the
idea for my whiskey commercial,
and I'm going to kill it now
thanks to you.
You gotta open it.
It's beautiful.
Yeah? Do you like it?
This is amazing. I can't wait
to see the commercial.
(David) You okay?
Yeah. Yeah, let's go to bed.
(gentle music)
Look what your
eyes made me do
I never wanted
Someone new
Do you have to go?
Well, I'm pretty
pumped actually.
Because Moon Drill is going
to buy my commercial,
and then I'm going to move into
this really fancy studio apartment
on the water and I just...
oh my God, I love my life.
Oh.
That's what that was
all about? Okay.
No, you're not going to go.
No.
Okay, okay come on I really...
I actually, I really have to go.
Okay, well I'm going to make you
breakfast first
because you haven't lived until
you've tried my eggs, okay?
Yeah?
Yeah.
I love that you're
cooking for me.
Yeah?
How much do you like it?
A lot.
Guys, it's early. Can we confine the
PDA to our respective bedrooms?
Hey Avi.
There better be
some breakfast left for me.
And I hope you washed your hands
'cause I don't wany
any jizz eggs.
Says you.
- Thank you.
- Yup.
These are you jizz eggs.
They are the house
specialty today.
(Avi) Mmmmmm.
Ketchup?
No, I don't need any ketchup.
What's wrong with you?
My bad.
Who doesn't put ketchup
on their eggs?
These are perfection.
Perfection.
Thank you.
some ketchup though.
Listen, if you want to keep
some perfection,
I could stay and hang around
with you this weekend,
cook some more.
Sorry Callie, I've got kind of
like a big date this weekend
the place to myself.
Am I right? Am I right?
(David) Yeah, yeah,
I did. I did.
Besides, doesn't your
roommate miss you?
She's super busy. I don't know.
Well, one of these days I'm going to
have to go over and force a meeting.
I told you, my place
isn't that nice.
I don't care about that.
As long as you're there.
I think I'm gonna grab a shower
before we go, okay?
Okay.
What?
Seriously?
I mean, she hasn't left our
place since you two met,
and now she wants to stay
while you're out of town.
What is that? What's with her?
Don't be jealous that I'm getting laid
every single night for two weeks.
I can't believe you
just went there.
I mean, there was
nowhere else to go.
Don't you think
it's kind of weird
you haven't seen her place
or met any of her friends
and she practically
moved in here?
No dude, she didn't move in.
Really, dude?
She left a toothbrush here,
she left an elephant.
Okay, well I'm going to go see
her place when I get back.
Happy?
Whatever man, I'm just saying
don't get stuck
with a clinger, you know?
Two weeks is a long time
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