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to shack up with some
chick you just met.
Well I'm going to be on a
business trip this weekend,
and I won't see her there.
Is that hot actress you work
with going to be there? Lysi?
Yes. Lizzie is
going to be there.
David.
Go after Lizzie.
We're just like friends.
Besides she's way over the top.
And I think I really
like this girl.
So I'll see you on Sunday.
Yep, Sunday.
Yeah I'll just come over to
My place?
I mean, what happened
to your aversion
to going more than three stops
into Brooklyn?
For you, I'll get over it.
Yeah, but I mean
you don't have to.
I don't mind coming to yours.
Mine's always a wreck.
Are you hiding something?
What kind of a question is that?
Nothing. I mean...
I don't even know any
of your friends.
Yeah, well why would
you know my friends?
You don't know me that well.
You're not my f***ing boyfriend.
Well...
What if I want to be?
You do?
Yeah. I do.
I do.
So I want to meet your friends,
and I want to see your place
when I get back.
Okay.
Okay.
(edgy music)
She disappears and
then wants love.
He wants to see my place.
I told you so.
You don't have very
many options here.
You either have to tell him you've
been lying to him the whole time
or you got to ditch out.
He made me this graphic
design of my name
except it was the wrong name.
It was so f***ing sad.
Yeah. Only the biggest parts of
your life remain a mystery to him.
Look, we're going to
get our apartment.
Maybe not today, but
it's going to happen.
And when it does, you can think
about dating a guy like David.
Yeah.
Thank you!
- Hey John.
- Hey.
- Pass it off?
- Yeah.
How much do we have?
With what you just gave me...
almost enough for
one month's rent
not including a
security deposit.
Yes!
Girl, keep that in the
front of your mind.
I can't keep the lie
going that long.
Oh b*tch please, this
is getting boring.
and find a nice guy to spend
the night with tonight.
Preferably one you
won't get attached to.
I love you.
Love you.
(David) A handsome
model in a tux
looking for her
the beautiful one
that he's lost.
He's in the middle
of Times Square.
He can't find her.
He stops running.
He takes the Moon Drill whiskey
out of his breast pocket
Boom! Thunder claps!
The music swells.
He unscrews the cap.
Everything freezes.
He sees her across the square.
Her eyes sear into his.
He strides over to her,
takes a sip of the whiskey,
the clouds part, the sun shines,
he dips her into a
passionate kiss.
Moon Drill Whiskey.
"One sip makes the
chaos go away."
Good work David.
We are so getting drunk tonight.
It's something
Callie said to me.
I get it. You have a girlfriend.
Let's do karaoke.
(Alex) Hey, what's going on?
You guys go to NYU, right?
You should definitely come
check out this party tonight.
It's gonna be awesome.
Free shots if you say
my name at the door.
Hey, what's
going on guys?
You guys go to
NYU, right?
Check out this party tonight. Say
my name at the door, all right?
You guys go to NYU?
You should definitely check
out that party tonight.
It's going to be awesome.
Hey, start of school
party tonight.
Open bar with your ID.
You should come.
It's going to be great. You
know, big back to school mixer.
Thanks. I think I will.
Yeah, yeah! I'm
Alex, by the way.
Jessie.
Jessie. It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- I hope to see you there.
(Chrissie) Yep, see you later.
(Alex) All right.
(Edgy music)
You let the
sickness grow
You made a
tangled mess
No curtain back gonna
get you out of it
You got a crooked way
And you're overgrown
You do your dirt
with the seed you've sown
Don't dig it
up, dig it up
(Alex) Donna, Kelsey, I'm
glad you guys made it.
Good to see you...
Alex!
Hey! Jessie, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm glad you made it,
come on baby let's go inside.
I'm sorry you have to have ID.
Listen, I actually think
I forgot it at the dorm.
You're not going to make me
go all the way back are you?
Just bring your ID,
and I'll be happy to let you in.
Hey... Come on.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
You can tell I'm a student.
Miss, a lot of people
look like students.
For all I know,
you're a serial killer stalker.
Now either come
back with your ID,
or leave and stop
blocking the door.
Whoa, everybody just
calm down, all right?
We can just walk
back to your dorm.
It's only a couple
blocks, right?
Yeah, well that's not the point.
And this party is going
to be f***ing lame,
so let's go.
Actually, I got a lot
of friends in here,
so I'm not going to
blow this party off.
You can go back and get your ID,
or don't.
It's whatever.
Well, what are you looking at?
I mean, f*** you.
God...
(bell dings)
(R&B music)
Let me rub
on your body
Kissing you,
touching you
Holding you up
Now I can't...
Ah yes, alone at last.
Cause I ain't seen
you in awhile
So I'm going to love
your body nice and slow
Nice and slow
It's started on the bed, and we
can move it on down to the floor
Down to the floor
Your body all night
(Video) Oh yeah, you
pretty little whore
(moaning)
(Video) Gag on it.
(moaning)
No, f***ing way.
(moaning)
Surrender. Oh yeah.
(dramatic music)
Oh my God.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
I'm sorry. Here, come on.
Don't, don't, don't.
Do you have any idea how
expensive this shirt is?
I'm sorry, I'm a klutz.
Get the f*** off of me.
I don't want you to clean me.
Hey, hey, hey take it easy.
Who the f*** are you?
Is this your girlfriend?
I'm just trying to
have a good time.
Get her the f*** out here.
Can I get some club soda please?
Thank you.
F*** you. Get the
f*** out of here.
Thank you.
That guy was a dick.
Right?
Can I get you
something to drink?
Vodka soda?
(laughter)
(Lysi) I told you, you were
putting it in the wrong way.
Okay, you open this,
and I'll be right back.
(phone dings)
(video) F*** yeah. You
pretty little whore. F***.
Gag on it.
(man) Yes, f***ing b*tch.
(moaning)
(man) Oh f***.
F***.
(moaning)
(phone ringing)
Dude, what the f***?
She even told us about the
Do you remember that?
part of the story!
I knew something didn't add up
about this chick.
She's barely left the
house for two weeks,
you pay for everything,
and now she's in porn?
I gotta tell you,
I went through her bag,
and I found wads of cash
names, and locations, and stuff...
You went through her bag?
(Avi) Well yeah, I just felt
like things didn't add up.
But that's not the point;
you haven't seen her friends,
you haven't seen her place.
She could be a hooker.
Or a porn star hooker.
I'm dating a porn star?
Come on, you got
to scrub it here.
Get it clean.
It's clean!
No it's not clean.
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