Landmine Goes Click Page #2

- Okay.

All right.

[Chuckles]

Devi works with us

at the red cross.

First aid instructor.

[Daniel]

You can relax now, okay?

No damage.

Okay.

- Thank you.

- [Sighs]

Come and take a snapshot,

three of you together.

- Yeah.

- Nice background.

- Okay, cool, yeah.

- Yeah, that'd be nice.

Do you know

how to work an slr?

Of course.

Let me just...

Let me do this.

- [Chris] I had him, right?

- [Speaks native language].

I mean, he got on top,

but I think I had it.

- Yeah, easily.

- That was a reversal, yes.

- So, go over there.

- Okay.

[Chris]

He threw me in the air,

I got up, just went after him.

- I had him.

- [Daniel laughs]

[Devi, blows air]

The sun's... this way

a few steps.

- All right.

- Okay, a few more.

- All right, yeah.

- It doesn't

Have to be perfect.

[Devi]

To the right a bit.

- Right?

- Yes, right.

- Our left.

- O-okay, is good.

- [Daniel] Okay.

- So...

[Alicia]

Cheese.

Last adjustments,

everyone move just small steps

- to the right, okay?

- [Daniel] Okay.

- [Devi] Ready?

- [Loud click]

- Yup.

- Yeah, we've been ready, yeah.

- Yeah.

- All right, that's good,

That's good.

- Been ready.

- [Devi] Oh, my God.

- You need help?

- No, stop.

Nobody move.

- There is a bomb-a.

- Bomba?

- Bomb, you know?

- Chris, Chris, Chris,

- freeze, freeze.

- [Devi] Mine.

No, no, no, Chris,

you're stepping

on something, freeze.

- [Alicia] Where?

- Just...

- Okay. I'm not moving,

I'm not...

-don't move, don't move.

- What the hell's going on?

- Freeze your feet, Chris.

- Okay.

- Or you will blow up.

- What the f***?

- No, no, he's... he's serious,

-He's serious.

-[Alicia] What, is this

some kind of f***ing joke?

- I think there is a landmine.

- Look, look, look.

- [Alicia] Landmine?

- [Devi] Yeah.

-[Alicia] Where?

- Here, it's under his foot,

he stepped on it.

- [Alicia] Oh, my God, Chris.

- Dude, please,

Just be perfectly still,

okay, don't move.

[Chris]

Okay, what do i...

what do I do?

[Daniel]

Just breathe, okay,

we're gonna figure this out.

- What the f*** do I do, Dan?

- Devi, what do we do?

Don't panic.

Nothing will happen

if you don't move.

- Don't panic.

-[Alicia] All right,

he's not moving.

- Do you hear that,

you hear that, Dan?

- Yes.

He says not

to f***ing panic, Dan.

Listen, dude,

just relax, okay?

[Alicia]

Chris, it's fine, it's fine.

- Breathe, man.

- Okay, what do i... i...

[Devi]

Chris, please don't move.

Not even a millimeter, okay?

Okay, okay, okay,

look at me,

look at me, look at me.

I'm here, man. I'm here.

Okay, this is what we do.

I will get help,

but first...

Get everyone else

out of danger.

We need get away from Chris.

Far enough, for if...

[Sobs]

If anything happens to him,

- I swear to God!

- Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay, listen,

it's... it's fine.

It's fine, okay,

it's fine,

Just how long...

How long until

you can get help?

I don't know.

Maybe four hours

to get to town.

Oh, my God.

Four... four hours?

I have to stand like this

for four hours?

You must move away from Chris.

All right, listen devi,

don't lose time, okay?

Go get help.

Back.

Get behind that rock.

Fly, devi,

f***ing fly.

Okay.

All right, look, I need you

to do something for me, okay?

- What?

- I need you to promise me

That you're gonna

go behind that rock.

No matter what happens,

you're not gonna come out.

What do you mean?

What's gonna happen?

- Promise me, just...

- What the f***

- are you doing, man?

- But Daniel.

Listen, this is something

I need to do, okay?

- Promise me.

- [Scoffs]

Say it, promise.

- I promise.

- Okay.

- I can't leave you alone, man.

- What?

- It's... it's too dangerous.

- Doesn't matter.

- Doesn't matter.

- Daniel, just come with me.

Daniel, seriously,

you have to get out of here.

Listen to me,

don't argue with me!

I'm staying here, okay?

I'm staying here with Chris.

Please.

Seriously, you need...

you really need

to get out of here, man.

Oh, man,

I don't think so, buddy.

Seriously,

get behind the f***ing rock.

It's not gonna happen.

Dan, you're getting married

on Saturday, okay?

Now, I can't let anything

happen to you.

Listen to me, don't...

Don't worry about the wedding.

I'm gonna get both of us

there, okay?

You're my best man.

You understand?

I'm gonna get you

to the church on time.

I'll get you there.

I think it's supposed to be

the other way around.

Right.

[Chuckles]

Sh*t happens, right,

you just gotta roll with it.

Yeah, yeah, sh*t happens.

[Dramatic music]

[Sniffs]

[Groans]

[Speaking native language]

[Sniffs]

[Alicia]

What's happening?

How is he?

He...

It's okay,

it's okay.

What, what's wrong?

- Are you okay?

- Yes, yeah, I'm okay.

[Phone beeping]

What the hell?

We have a signal?

It's just a text.

Chris, we got a signal!

It's gone,

but we're gonna climb

to the top.

Fly, devi.

Fly.

Hi, hi,

do you speak English?

Oh, thank God.

Yes, yes, yes,

we have an emergency.

The mount...

Some mountains near...

Birtvisi.

Birtvisi.

Yes, yes,

our friend has stepped

On an old landmine.

Landmine!

Yes yes,

perfectly still,

okay, okay.

We need a bomb squad,

a chopper,

Actually,

can you trace this call?

GPS, GPS or something.

Okay, i...

Completely, I understand.

Thank you.

She wants me

to tell you something.

Me?

Yeah, she says

that they have

An explosives expert

and a chopper on standby,

She would send them,

but she's not going to.

What, what, why?

Yes, I'll tell her,

thank you.

She says

they don't save whores.

What?

They don't save whores.

And you're

a filthy whore.

Daniel...

Daniel

wait, where...

Where are you going?

Daniel, stop!

Guys, guys,

what happened,

Did you call,

what did they say?

Alicia,

you wanna tell him?

What'd they say?

Chris, what...

What did you tell Daniel?

We had

a real heart to heart.

It was touching.

Chris!

I'm sorry...

I had to,

I told him everything,

I had to,

I'm sorry.

[Alicia]

Daniel, Daniel

listen to me,

We have

to call emergency back.

This is not the time.

The time,

this is not the time.

Then when

is the time, Alicia?

I feel like this

conversation is way past due.

I wanted to tell you.

You have no idea

how much I wanted

to tell you.

But then you proposed.

I didn't want anything

to ruin our life together.

Please, please,

can't you understand that?

I understand.

Let's just,

let's just go call.

You see, there's something

you don't understand.

There ain't no signal.

Never was.

[Phone beeping]

I faked it.

How does it feel?

What the f***,

Daniel?!

- [Chuckling]

- This is not funny!

What, you don't see

the humor in this situation?

All right,

let me help you.

Hey there,

buddy ol' pal.

Best friend.

Best man.

- I got a question for you.

- Daniel, what the f***

is going on...

No, no, no, no,

me, hey, me first.

Come on.

What do you think

the statistical chances

Are of you stepping

on a landmine?

Listen, you're really

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