Landmine Goes Click Page #5

No, I don't leave,

I help.

[Speaks native language]

[Alicia]

He's not going anywhere.

[Speaking

native language]

We had a deal,

now start digging!

Yes, you're the boss,

of course,

I'm going digging.

One, two,

one, two...

Alicia,

can you come over

And explain

what exactly

You want me to do, huh?

Well it needs

to be a lot deeper

And at least another

two feet back.

[Speaking native language]

Of course,

of course, I dig.

Of course I dig.

[Speaking native language]

I dig.

It's gotta be

a lot deeper.

[Chris]

How do you like

the view of my ass?

- F***er.

- Shut up, Chris.

[Static radio chatter]

[Alicia]

You have a radio?

[Chris]

I don't believe it.

[Speaking

native language]

Shh...

[Sergi speaking

native language]

See, my soup

is ready.

I keep promise,

I don't go

To my lovely soup

and I stay here to dig.

No, you know what,

it's just, let me use that.

You had the radio

the whole time?

You had a radio

the whole f***ing time?

- [Radio chatter]

- Yes, you like it?

Yes, yes, I like it,

now can we use it please?

Yeah, you don't

even have to dig,

Just let me...

Just let me call.

What?

Call?

- Yeah.

- Why?

So we can

call for help.

You don't

like my help?

Yeah, your help

is f***ing fine,

But can we use it

to call 911?

But we don't have 911.

We have 112.

I don't give

a sh*t what you have,

f***ing call it already.

So you don't

like my help?

Okay, fine,

I don't help!

I go!

No no, we just

don't need you to dig,

We need

to call emergency.

- No.

- Why not?

Because if I call 112,

what you do for me?

Huh?

You gotta be kidding me,

we don't have time for this.

Chris is in danger,

don't you understand?

Just f***ing call 112!

If I call 112,

what you do?

Look guys,

I tried to be nice,

- to be kind for you.

- Okay.

I do everything, but you...

You aren't nice to me

and I don't like this,

I really

don't like this.

Okay, okay,

okay, now listen,

- please, please...

- Yes?

Can we use that

to call emergency?

Oh my God,

oh my God.

-[Chris] Don't

f***ing touch her.

- Yes, of course.

Yes of course!

Man, what's wrong

with you?

I want to help you!

F***.

So listen to me,

darling.

But first,

first, first...

First of all...

Bring it to me.

Oh my God,

you are sick.

No!

Bring me this

and I give you radio.

I never lie,

I always keep my promise.

I promise when I get off

this landmine,

I'm gonna

f*** your world up.

You hear me?

Look at me,

you piece of sh*t,

I'm talking to you!

Look at me, you f***!

Stop touching your dog

and look at me.

You got a thing

for the dog,

is that what it is?

All right.

I'll bring to you.

Not like that,

give it to me.

Let me explain,

let me just explain.

So, if you do

this job for me,

I give you radio,

but for this,

You must bring it to me

like a dog.

Do you understand?

Like a dog.

Come on, go,

bring it to me, go!

Bring

and I give you radio.

Grand prize

is radio!

[Chris]

Alicia, you don't

have to do this.

[Ilya]

Good, good!

Yes.

So I want

to give you the radio,

you understand me,

I really want to,

but, give it to me,

let me explain.

Chris, tell me,

your name Chris, yes?

So tell me please,

the dog has hands?

No!

Dog has no hands,

look, look at my dog.

Has he hands?

No.

Come, come, Alicia,

let me explain.

Let's do it,

let's do it together,

Like a team,

come on, come on, doggy!

Go!

Go, go.

Come on, go.

Go.

[Grunts]

He is playing

with you.

Do it like a dog,

Yes, yes!

Yes.

Yes.

- Good dog.

- Mine.

Yes, of course

it's yours,

- of course it's yours.

- Hello?

- You must push,

push on this button.

- Hello, anybody?

[Sergi speaking

native language]

Hello, do you

speak English?

[Sergi]

No, no English.

S.O.S, help,

we need your help.

[Speaking

native language]

Please help us.

"Prium."

[Sergi speaking

native language]

- What did he say?

- He ask if I also hear this.

[Speaks native language]

Tell him we need help.

You want me translate?

Yes.

- Please.

- I translate.

How about for this

we play the game.

What game?

Undressing.

- Sorry.

- What?

I translate for him,

you undress now.

Alicia,

there's no way

he's helping.

I'm not playing

this game!

You can leave.

Okay.

It's your choice,

can I have this?

[Sergi speaking

native language]

Hey!

My friend sergi,

he's worried

And that's no good,

believe me

That's no good.

What we do?

He prepares soup

for me but I don't go

and I still here.

I don't care,

go eat your soup.

But I don't want soup,

I want my friend sergi

Don't worry because...

Because he has health problems

And if he die,

that's your problem.

[Chris]

Hey, leave her alone!

Let go of me!

- Let go of her!

- Take radio, take it,

and answer him

And tell him don't worry.

Tell him

he don't worry anymore.

Tell him.

[Sergi speaking

native language]

Sergi, don't worry,

ilya is fine.

[Ilya speaking

native language]

Ilya is fine, "prium."

[Sergi speaking

native language]

He don't understand,

explain him, explain him!

- Sergi, don't worry.

- [Chris] She's trying,

You f***ing idiot!

Ilya is fine, "prium!"

[Sergi speaking

native language]

Explain,

he don't understand,

explain to him, explain.

-[Chris] He doesn't speak

English!

- I don't want...

I don't want to hurt you,

explain him, I said

explain him!

Ilya is fine, "prium!"

[Chris]

He doesn't speak English,

You f***ing retard!

Can't you f***ing

understand that?

So you want

me to translate,

Okay, I translate,

but for this

You must undress,

this is the rule,

Just the rule, nothing!

Okay, okay, okay!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, come on,

Come on, listen,

girlie, it's okay

To look how

you are undressing,

But most important

is rule.

First of all,

I must translate

And then you undress.

Did you get it?

I translate,

you undress.

Is it okay?

Fine, what you want

me to translate?

Tell him

you're all right.

Okay.

Sergi,

[Speaking native language].

[Sergi speaking

native language]

He ask

what it means

"Tell him that you're

all right."

[Speaks native language]

What?

He translated

word for word.

Okay, all right,

now you translate me.

Okay, but I

translated already.

- Now it's her turn,

so undress.

- No, it doesn't count.

- Yes, it counts.

- Nope, you're a liar.

What, why you

say that to me?

Because you didn't

explain the rules

And that's the same

as lying.

Now are you a liar?

No!

Okay, okay, okay,

let's start once more, okay?

But first of all,

I explain the rules.

Do you agree, Chris?

- [Chris] Let's play.

- Okay.

[Chris]

So translate me.

Come on.

"It's me, ilya,

I'm fine, don't worry."

Sergi,

[Speaks native language].

[Sergi speaking

native language]

He asks me

if I am joking

And who am I with.

Come on, undress.

Okay.

Good, but what answer?

[Chris]

We don't answer.

But he ask the question

and I must answer.

Did you remember

he has head problems,

So I must answer.

He's not worried anymore,

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