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So just put the gun away,

stop being an idiot.

You're standing

on a bomb

And I'm the idiot?

[Alicia]

Listen, we're

running out of time,

We need help.

He's your husband?

No, he's my friend.

- And why are you alone

with no husband?

-[Chris] What the hell

-Difference does that make?

-[Alicia] I wasn't,

the others left.

Your husband

left to get help?

He left to...

It doesn't matter,

Chris can't stay

like this much longer.

How?

[Alicia]

How what?

How help?

[Alicia]

I know I'm asking

for a lot.

I mean

it's really dangerous,

But will you help me dig?

[Ilya]

Dig?

Yeah, the trench,

it's not deep enough.

Deep enough

for what?

[Alicia]

We're gonna try to...

Chris is gonna

try to jump in.

[Ilya laughs]

[Speaking

native language]

I'm serious,

I know it's not

A great idea,

but it's the best we've got.

[Speaking

native language]

What the hell

are you laughing at?

This is not funny.

He must stay still, yes?

Yes, perfectly still.

And you digging for him,

yes?

[Alicia]

Yeah, so will you help?

You make all the job

when she do nothing.

You make perfect

Georgian wife.

Isn't it funny?

[Sarcastic laugh]

That's real funny.

Come here, girl.

Give me the shovel.

This is not a joke.

I'll help.

Chris, come on,

I am sorry for gun accident.

No really,

I certain you were

burying the body.

That's fine.

I'm sure it must have

looked a little strange.

You want water?

Yes, please.

- Ow, what the f***, man?

-[Alicia] What,

what happened?

- Sorry, okay, sorry.

- He just threw a rock at me,

-You piece of sh*t!

-[Alicia] What,

are you f***ing crazy?

No, why you say

that to me, why...

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Let go of her!

Why you say

that to me?

Why you say

that I'm crazy?

I told you

my friend can't move

And you just threw

a rock at him.

Yes, okay,

but because I test

If he's really

a bomb that you make

no joke of me.

[Chris]

Why the hell

would we joke

About something

like that?

I came here many years

And never

hear about bombs.

I know,

it's a long story,

Just right now

we need to dig the trench.

What story?

It doesn't matter,

just please help.

I want to know.

- My boyfriend set this up.

- Why?

[Chris] It's none

of your damn business,

let go of her.

It's personal.

That's not my business?

[Chris]

Let go of her.

Oh, sorry, I forget

that I'm holding your hand.

I want to know why.

I want to know

personal.

He did this

to get back at us...

Oh, sorry,

uh-huh.

We hurt him,

this is his revenge.

- What have you done to him?

-[Chris] Jesus Christ, man,

can you just help?

You know what?

I go if you no answer.

He was my fiancee,

this is his best friend,

We slept together.

Oh, I understand.

You are whore.

[Chris]

Watch your mouth, buddy.

My mouth?

[Chris]

Yeah, watch

your f***ing mouth.

You don't talk

to a lady like that.

Like what?

[Alicia]

F*** off.

If you don't want to help,

don't waste our time.

I want help, but you say

to me "f*** off."

You know what,

if you say to me

One more time

"f*** off," I go,

I don't help,

I swear.

Man, I want

to help really,

But how can

I help if you

Say to me "f*** off?!"

So...

Guys,

I don't understand,

You want me go

or help?

- Help.

- See Chris,

she wants me to stay.

She doesn't want

you to stay,

she wants you to help.

Okay, okay,

if I help...

What I get?

[Alicia]

You want our stuff?

You use it?

[Chris]

Yeah, go ahead, take it.

Really?

Really!

[Speaking

native language]

So I help

and you give to me?

- Yes.

- What do you want?

You give to me!

What do you want, man,

just take it and go.

Yes, it's yours,

take it.

Okay,

but I ask him.

[Alicia]

They're mine,

I give to you.

Okay, but

I don't want this.

I want this.

What?

[Chris]

Hey, hey, hey, hey,

look at me,

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

look at me!

Look at me, hey!

I'm looking at you.

I want...

[Chris] Hey look,

this isn't happening,

This is not happening,

look at me!

Look, here,

look, I'm gonna

give you this, okay?

Look, this is like...

It's like...

It's like 300...

And, like, and 60

something, okay?

There's like

360 something

And a credit card, okay?

Look, take it,

you go to a store,

And you buy

as many panties

as you want, all right?

American dollars?

Yes, f***,

American dollars,

Just take it and go.

And your credit card?

Uh-huh.

Take it,

just take it and go.

Can you tell me pin?

Yeah, it's 4642.

- Nice.

- Yeah.

But I don't

like American dollars.

I don't want

American dollars.

I want...

This.

[Speaking

native language]

You son of a b*tch!

You respect my mother,

or I will hurt.

Give and I help,

don't give and I leave.

Fine.

- Fine, I'll give to you.

-[Chris] Alicia,

don't do this,

- this is f***ed up,

- it's just, where...

Where do you think

this is gonna go?

Nowhere,

it's just panties,

I don't care.

Uh, uh, uh, uh,

where you go?

To my tent

to take them off.

No, you give here.

Please.

- No.

- Yes.

- No.

- Yes!

- No!

- Yes!

All right,

listen here, a**hole,

our friends are coming back

With help, okay?

They left to get help

and they're coming back.

- Friends.

- Yeah, yeah,

they're coming back

With cops

and a bomb expert,

And a whole f***ing

SWAT team, okay?

Come on,

Chris, no.

Friends no coming.

That's why she dig

And that's why

you want me to help.

And I wanted to help,

but for this,

I want this.

Listen, you think

whatever you want,

All right, but they're

coming, okay?

If I were you,

I'd get the hell

out of here

Before I went to jail.

Jail? Why?

You ask me

to help and I help,

But for this I get...

What I get?

You said I get

American dollars,

But I don't want

American dollars,

I want this,

I help, you pay.

No pay,

no help.

Why jail,

what did I do?

[Chris]

Motherf***er.

I said...

Respect my mother!

Stop, stop,

I'll do it, I'll do it!

- Don't touch him.

- Okay, I don't

want to touch him,

I want to help you,

you understand?

I want to be

nice for you

And I want to help,

but for this you must pay

And this is normal,

this is logic.

- Come on, girl, I don't look.

-[Chris] No, don't f***ing

do it, Alicia, okay?

- I'm... I'm gonna take

care of this guy...

-[Alicia] It's fine,

- he can have it.

- [Chris] No, he can't have it,

I'm stepping off,

get away from me,

no, Chris, don't!

- The pin's gonna hold,

I'm gonna step off.

- Don't, you can't!

I'm gonna step off!

And kick this f***ing

guy's ass,

- you piece of sh*t!

- [Alicia] I lied!

I lied about the pin.

You lied,

why would you do that?

It's... it's useless!

You were freaking out,

I was trying to calm you down.

Alicia, I could've

f***ing died right now,

- are you serious?

- You didn't,

And you're not going to.

All right,

I'm handling this.

I'm doing this.

[Chris]

Shut the f*** up.

We're doing this, right?

Change, hand to hand,

right.

- Thank you.

-[Chris] All right,

you got what you want,

- now f***ing leave.

- No!

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