Lano & Woodley: The Island Page #5

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Simon Francis
 
IMDB:
8.8
Year:
2005
60 min
174 Views


- What?

- Yeah.

No, that's the worst idea I ever heard.

You know how dead I'd be?

Not to mention fired?

We will. We will.

That's our only chance.

Stop, stop! Fold, stop.

Brakes. No. Come on.

You're the replacement engines

on their Bentley.

They're not gonna care.

What? They're gonna care?

You know what I would do?

I would just get as far away

from here as I could.

Go to the beach.

We're not asking

for your permission, Mac.

We're asking for your help.

Oh, God.

Infrared's having a hard time picking up

a heat signature. Sand's too hot.

He was implanted

with micro-sensors yesterday.

Can we configure our instrument

to pick up a low-frequency RF scan?

- If we can get within half a mile.

- Do it.

Your sponsors names

are Tom Lincoln and Sarah Jordan.

Her sponsor lives in New York.

The number in your name

is a regional code.

Six Echo, that means

your sponsor lives in LA.

- You're going out of state.

- Out of state?

Put this on.

You're gonna go in here.

All right? Come on, come on.

Keep going. What size?

All right.

These are bags, OK?

You put stuff in 'em.

Backpacks for boys, purses for girls.

Understand?

We're not idiots.

Excuse me, Miss "I'm so smart

I can't wait to go to the Island."

Yeah. Good.

Wait. Hold, hold, hold.

People don't really

wear these on the outside.

These are mail-order, OK?

These stay here.

No. Mail-order, OK?

Clones don't wear these.

All right, listen up.

This card is like stim credits, OK?

Lt'll get you food, but I gotta

report it stolen in 24 hours

or else they'll know I helped you.

After that, use the cash.

All right, look.

I know you're new to this

whole human experience and all,

but there's one universal truth

and that is you never

give a woman your credit card.

Right.

I got something. It's hot.

Oh, God.

- Train four...

- Train'll be here. Hustle.

...to Sacramento

is now boarding at platform A.

All right, stay. All right?

Just stay. Don't move.

Mama!

Look at that!

Those are kids.

Wow.

Come here. The train is non-stop to LA.

You need these to get on.

When you get there, look up your

sponsors in the information directory.

- You got it?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- What is an information directory?

- It'll tell you where they live.

And whatever you do,

do not trust anyone.

One thing I can tell you about people,

is that they'll do anything to survive.

Thank you, Mac. Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

All right. I'm just gonna go upstairs

and get you guys a map of LA.

Better not get me in trouble.

Yeah, no problem.

Sure, that's a good one.

I think I got an ID.

Two in the center.

Run!

Run!

God!

Amtrak train 227 now departing

for Los Angeles at platform C.

What's wrong with these people?

They killed him.

- This was supposed to be a simple job?

- It's never simple.

We got a missing credit card.

McCord just used it to buy train tickets

and it's not in his wallet.

Monitor the account. Have Amtrak

patch you through to the conductor.

Get me a new team in LA.

- Got here as fast as I could.

- Come here.

I finished scanning the Defense

Department Troop Selections,

- if you want to see them...

- Not yet. Look at that.

- Six Echo drew it.

- It's elaborate.

"Renovachio." Renovatee-oh?

Renovatio.

What is that, Italian?

It's Latin.

We've never imprinted

an agnate with Latin.

Yes, I'm well aware of that.

So where did he learn it?

Where are the results from his scan?

- They'll be back from Johns Hopkins...

- Just speed it up.

Yes, sir.

You two.

Ladies and gentlemen,

your attention please,

train number 17

leaving for San Diego...

- There!

...was delayed 20 minutes. Stand by.

We just arrived, but Troy's already

tapped into the city cameras.

Excuse me.

Where's an information directory?

Thanks.

Wilshire. 5th. Grand.

Spring. Grand Avenue?

Smile for the camera, sweetheart.

Where is Flower?

You on Flower?

Olive, Olive.

Come on, come on.

You look familiar.

Gotcha.

Three Black Wasps

and two jet bikes.

We just got a facial hit

on our fugitives!

Let's go! Let's go! Move!

We're moving! Let's go.

Wait. Got a hit

on McCord's credit card.

Location, Grand Avenue at 9830.

Team, proceed immediately to 9830.

No, no, no. LAPD's moving in.

They've flagged McCord's credit card.

- Tom Lincoln.

- One moment, please.

- Not listed.

- Sarah Jordan.

Hello?

Yes, I'm looking for Sarah Jordan.

She's sick.

- Can I talk to her?

- She's at the hospital.

Mommy, is that you?

Jordan. Let's go!

Freeze! Put your hands up!

- Keep your hands off!

- Put your hands up!

Do as I say! Do as I say!

- Lincoln.

- Just do what they say.

Lincoln.

- Pull back.

- Move out.

What's going on?

Nail it! Quick, move!

We're detaining you in connection

to the murder of James McCord.

- What? He was my friend!

- Anything you say can and will be used

- against you in a court of law.

- What's a court of law?

They'll run DNA.

If the agnates are booked,

it'll implicate your clients

in a murder investigation.

This is a nightmare.

You cannot allow this to happen.

Do you understand me?

You use any force that is necessary.

I'm ordering you

to contain the situation.

the suspects. Two adults, no ID.

Notify Forensics,

we'll need DNA typing.

- My name is Tom Lincoln.

- Sit back and shut up.

- Could you look up my file, please?

- Sit back.

Dispatch, we're two minutes out.

- Check inside!

- Hey, can you hear me?

Lincoln, get up!

Get up, Lincoln! Get up!

Let's go!

Go! Go! Go!

Go!

We got cops. We got cops!

Get down!

Run!

I see them! Let's get moving!

Let's go!

Come on, come on, come on!

Move, move!

Move out! Move out!

Come on!

Go, go, go, go! Go!

Sh*t! Check up here!

Come on!

Air-Two, give me status of the targets.

- Targets are under the train wheels.

- Silently, take them out.

Go!

Move! Go, go!

- I can't fit!

- Move back!

I can't fit!

Look out, look out!

Right, right, right!

Stay on them!

Look out!

Do not let him get away!

Do not let him get away!

Good job!

We've gotta bail out of here,

there's police choppers inbound.

Black Wasp, take out the truck!

Troy, you all right? Let's go!

Cops! Cops!

He's coming back!

Stay down, Jordan!

- How do you know what you're doing?

- I don't know!

Hold on!

Look out!

Look out!

Hold on!

- Don't let me go, Lincoln!

- I got you! I got you!

- Don't let me go!

- I got you!

I'm slipping!

Don't drop me, Lincoln!

- Don't drop me!

- I got you! I got you!

Lincoln! Pull me! Pull me!

Climb up!

If there's no way to get

our fugitives quietly,

you need to take them out.

I see our targets about 70 stories up.

They're on top of the building logo.

Tough day.

Let's roll.

LAPD! Get away from the window!

Jay, you got him?

Right there! Right there!

Get him!

Stay there! Damn it!

Just stay down!

Come on!

Gonna swing around to get a shot.

He's coming back.

Oh, no.

Hang on!

They're coming off the building.

Look out!

Jesus must love you!

That was the craziest mess

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Colin Lane

Colin Stuart Lane (born 25 March 1965) is an Australian comedian, actor and TV host living in Melbourne, best known for being one-half of comedy duo Lano and Woodley. more…

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