Leap Year Page #5
Yeah.
A little bit
learning difficulties, you know.
Tells everyone
he's a cardiologist. It's a scream.
But he's a happy chap,
you know.
He's got a little thing,
bless him, for her.
Antique, Frank?
Antique, yeah. Like me.
Wedding present,
they were.
It's only 44 years,
you cheeky rascal!
See?
That's what it takes to be married for 44 years.
The kiss.
Always kiss like
it's the first time and the last time.
Grand.
Well, come on then, son.
Show us old ones
how it's done.
Sorry?
Well, I've kissed
my wife.
Stefano has certainly
kissed his wife.
No, we're fine.
We did it earlier, kiss.
Done and dusted.
A bit of chivalry, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh! That's perfect.
lf that was a kiss,
I'm surprised you're still wed to him at all.
No, no,
they're shy, that's all.
Yes. Really shy.
You're among friends!
You're young,
married, in love!
Anyone can see that.
Damn it, man.
Kiss the girl!
Brayo!
There you go.
Now that's a kiss!
It's quite wet.
Show a little mercy,
would you?
All right.
But one snore
and you're back in the shower.
Great.
Who'd have thought
it'd take two days to get to Dublin?
l have to charge you
an overnighter, by the way.
Surprise.
Fifty.
Seventy-five it is.
Running total 675.
Fine.
If it's all about money for you, then 675 it is.
Good night.
Night.
I'm so sorry
I'm not there yet.
You can't imagine
what I've been through.
Worse than when
they lost our luggage in Barbados?
Like that times 10.
l just... l just
can't wait to see you.
Well, maybe this
will cheer you up.
l just heard from the board,
and we got the apartment!
What?
Yeah.
l just got off the phone
with Edith. It's ours.
Ah! Jeremy!
That is exactly
what l needed to hear this morning.
Everything
is working out for us. I'm so excited.
We'll have to
celebrate in person when you get here.
We sure will.
Hurry up already.
I miss you.
l miss you, too.
Morning.
Yeah.
Oh, is this for me?
Yeah.
Morning, lovebirds!
Sleep well, did you?
Yes, thank you.
So, what's on
the agenda today, then?
Mmm. Off to Dublin
for me.
Well, you can't
do that now.
Why not?
This is Sunday.
Never start a journey
on a Sunday, or a full moon.
Oh, well, l don't believe
in that superstition stuff.
How are you
on train timetables? Do you believe in them?
Sunday.
No trains.
No trains?
No.
Oh! For God's sake.
l have to be in Dublin
by the 29th. That's tomorrow.
Why is that
again, darling?
Fine. Okay.
Frank,
you have a car, don't you?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Okay. l could...
a substantial amount of money
if you would
maybe drive me.
No.
Oh! It's not
the money, girl. It's Eileen.
She's got it.
Gone to Mass.
Then the weekly shop,
you know.
Okay, well, then
when she's back, you...
She won't be back
till all hours.
Why?
It's a fair old jaunt
to Dublin.
Where is she?
Dublin.
Bingo!
What?
Bus station's
that way.
What?
Knock it off.
It's hailstones.
Are you serious?
Ow!
Run!
Come on. It's fecking
Murphy's Law with you.
Come on!
l got Louis.
Don't worry.
Ow!
Those sting!
The size
of golf balls!
Jesus Christ!
Is Lord.
Have you any just cause
or impediment why this man and this woman
should not be
joined together in holy matrimony?
No, no, Father.
You carry on.
I'm sure that they know
what they're doing.
Good. In that case,
you're very welcome. Why don't you sit down?
Come on.
Dublin. We should be making tracks.
No.
The priest is gonna give us a ride
to the bus station
when it's over.
We can walk!
I'm not walking
another four hours in these shoes.
Besides, look
how beautiful it all is.
l kind of
hate weddings.
love? That's so offensive to you?
Yeah.
You know,
you have all of these
random opinions and a bad attitude.
What do you know?
You're clearly not married,
and you have obviously
never been engaged.
Actually, l have.
Once.
l don't want to
interrupt a good party,
but l want to say
thank you to my husband.
l want to say,
may you never steal, lie or cheat.
But if you must steal,
then steal away
my sorrows.
And if you must lie,
lie with me
all the nights of my life.
And if you must cheat,
because l couldn't
live a day without you.
Cheers!
Are you all right?
Grand. You know,
it's just hot in there.
Do you want
to talk about it?
Listen,
Bob.
You're not
in America now.
You're in Ireland.
So, have a drink.
Shut up.
l was just
trying to help.
Help?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
The woman who's so desperate,
she's diddly-eying her way to Dublin,
making the most
important decision of her life
based on some
ridiculous tradition,
which, frankly,
is a load of old poo.
So, thank you,
but it's not l who needs the help, okay?
It is not
a load of poo.
It's romantic.
It's really,
really romantic.
I'm not good
at weddings.
They're better with
a couple martinis.
Okay, thank you very much!
We're going to do
a special request now for the bridesmaids.
Want a go?
No. No, l don't...
l don't Riverdance.
Do you never let
your hair down, woman?
Yes.
In my way, l do.
Good.
Now, this is an easy one.
You'll pick it up. Just follow them.
We're going in a circle
going that way.
No, no,
put me down!
I'm really sorry.
l was spinning.
Forget about it. At least
it wasn't my husband.
Yeah. Right.
At least it wasn't him.
I'm...
l thought
l was bad at weddings.
Aren't you supposed to be
taking me to Dublin?
Well, just tell me when.
As ever, your servant awaits.
You know what,
Declan?
Do you know
what you are?
Mmm-hmm.
You're a beast.
You're a real
beast.
Hmm.
And l cannot
stand you.
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
But you know what?
I'm onto you.
Is that right?
All your beastishness
is like...
It's an act.
It's a great, big,
massive cover-up.
And you growl
and you snap, but you are in...
You're in pain.
And you've got a...
You've got a big thorn
in your beasty paw.
Like a lion.
A lovely, lovely lion.
Great.
I'm sorry.
That's romantic.
Up you come. Up!
God, you're a lump.
My suitcase!
I'll get him.
You're joking me.
Perfect.
You can
deduct the coffee from my bill.
Deduct away.
Don't forget to add on for a new pair of shoes,
Pukey.
Put them in the wash,
they'll be grand.
You missed your bus.
There's another one
in 20 minutes.
Oh, God. Am l still
coming with you?
l am paying you
to take me to Dublin
and you're taking me
to Dublin.
That's fine.
Thank you.
He's out.
l left a message
with the front desk.
So, Dublin.
Right on time.
So l suppose
l should pay you.
l suppose you should.
There'll be an at the hotel.
Right, so I'll be
portering again, will l?
Not if you don't
want to.
l didn't say that.
We can get a cab.
You've got legs,
haven't you, woman?
My best feature,
so I'm told.
Who told you that?
It's a beautiful city.
And l haven't seen
one backstabbing snake.
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