Leave It to Beaver Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 84 min
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Lookin' like you're about ready
to cry in front of the whole world.
So, in a way, it's kind of
like Wally did you a favor.
So then at the ice skating rink, right?
I'm skating, and I'm--
- Hey, dude!
- Hey, Kyle!
- Dig the ride.
- Thanks. Stole it from some kid.
So, uh, who's the Betty?
Uh, just some chick.
I stole her from some guy.
Oh! See ya later.
See ya, man.
Hey, Karen. Pizza?
So, back to the story
about the ice skating rink--
- Hey, Romeo.
- What are you guys doin' here?
on the perils of teen dating.
Wait. Were you guys
at the rink?
[ Beaver ] But don't worry, Wally.
We still love you.
Hey, look, my bike!
Come back here!
Give me back my bike!
[ Wally ] Come on! Come on!
Stop, you thief!
Let's get him!
[ Wally ]
Hurry up!
Where'd he go? There he is.
Get back here!
- Hmm?
- [ Beaver ] Hey, you, come back here!
- Fish!
- Whoa!
- Ewww!
Adios, amigos!
Good evening,
Mrs. Hensler.
And what a fine automobile
you're driving tonight.
- What are you boys doing here?
- Well, Wallace, um,
Theodore and myself just got
Ha!
Hey, that was
Mrs. Hensler.
[ Wally ]
Big mouth.
[ Together ]
Dad! We gotta get home!
[ Phone Ringing ]
- Hello?
- Ward, Claire Hensler.
Isn't it a little late
for Beaver to be vandalizing a
fish market on a school night?
Beaver's not vandalizing a
fish market on a school night.
He's safely tucked away in a tent in our
backyard, listening to scary stories.
What a relief.
What I must have seen was only the clone
of young Theodore covered in mackerel.
Despite what you may think,
I know my boys better than you do.
- [ Phone Slams, Dial Tone Hums ]
- [ Chuckles ]
Beav, stay back.
You smell rank!
- [ Thudding ]
- Eddie.
and my heart started thumping so hard.
come clear out of my chest."
[ Whistling ]
- Oh!
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- Sorry again, mister!
- [ Sighs ]
[ Grunts ]
Ick!
[ Eddie ]
"...downstairs.
"l walked into the living room
and checked out the TV.
"It was real warm, as if someone
had just been watching it.
"Then out of nowhere,
it pops on...
"and begins to play that same weird
Nintendo game I saw earlier.
"Well, I almost
jumped out of my skin.
"To make matters worse,
the piano...
"begins to sound off
I turned back
to stare at the cat--"
- W-Wally?
- Shh. This is the good part.
All right.
Good night, boys.
the word bath?
"Pepper is strutting
across the keys.
His tail straight up
behind him."
Scary stories just aren't as scary
when you don't have a bike anymore.
Yeah, they're not that great when
you don't have a girl anymore either.
Maybe I should get something stolen
from me so I can join you two mopesters.
You better help us
get that bike!
[ Bell Ringing ]
Okay, good work, everybody.
Don't forget.
We have a spelling pretest tomorrow.
Wanna come over to my house and watch my
sister making out with her boyfriend?
I can't. I got
"football" practice.
Oh, right. Gotcha.
I've been having a hard time
keeping up with the math stuff again.
Maybe we should
go over it some more.
I'm sorry. I won't be
able to help you today.
I have a teacher's conference,
but maybe Judy could help you.
Certainly, Miss Landers!
I sure would hate to see
Beaver get left behind.
Thank you, Judy. I'm sure
Theodore will be in very good hands.
[ Drum roll ]
All right!
Sit down and shut up!
You're gonna learn this stuff
if I have to shove it down your throat!
And where do you think
you're going, Beaver Cleaver!
Thanks anyway, Judy, but I'd rather go
through third grade a hundred times...
than listen to your ugly voice
for one minute.
- Gee, Larry, take a breath.
- [ Chattering ]
Hello, Beaver.
Oh. Hi, Karen.
Go ahead. Ask him.
[ Karen ]
Uh--
Beaver, so, how's
Wally been doing?
He's been kind of crummy.
Why has he been so crummy?
Lately he's had the same look
on his face the Hunchback did...
when Esmeralda ran off
with the good-looking guy.
Bye, Beaver.
Hey, we got an hour and a half
to kill till practice is over.
Wanna go to the library?
Okay. We can look at
that National Geographic...
with the native girls
of Chiluaga.
- Yeah.
- Hey, Beav, you gonna eat that?
Mm-mm.
[ Fred ]
Well, Frank, you did it again.
Now, come on. Get outta here
before I call Security.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye!
- Bye-bye.
- Thanks again.
That is how the game
is played, Ward, old man.
Drill 'em, fill 'em
and bill 'em.
Take notes and one day, maybe,
you'll have a corner office.
I'll say this, Fred.
What I saw today, I'm sure
they don't teach in any business school.
Learn it, use it
and pass it on.
The best part is, I finally have time
to make it to one of Beaver's games.
So long, Fred.
It's due back
on the 19th.
I want to check this out.
Hey, Beav, look.
That's the biggest
coffee cup I've ever seen.
Hey, that place
finally opened, huh?
Yeah, and I can't wait to have
my first iced "mochaccino."
Hey, it's you!
Give me back my bike!
Your bike? I get the feelin'
I'm being accused of somethin' here.
You know what he's
talkin' about, Kyle?
Yeah. You stole his bike,
and he wants it back.
Give me my bike back,
or I'll call my brother.
You mean, Wally?
Doesn't he have enough trouble
hanging onto his own belongings?
I'll tell you what.
I'll make you a deal.
Me and Kyle have been arguing
about that big cup up there.
He says there's coffee in it,
and I say there isn't.
It's probably not coffee. They probably
got a machine up there that makes steam.
That's what I said,
but the sign says it's coffee,
and Kyle thinks there's a law
against fake advertising.
So what's the deal?
You climb up there
and prove I'm right...
and that there's no coffee in it,
I'll give you your bike back.
You want me to
climb up there? No way!
I guess you're right, man.
This kid here, he's got no spine.
Come on, man. Let's blow outta here.
I gotta meet Karen.
Wait. How do I know once I get up there,
you'll really give me my bike back?
Dude, what other choice
you got?
[ Sighs ]
[ Snickers ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Shouting ]
[ Coach ] Let's see some hustle now.
Come on. Move it!
- There's so sign of the Beaver.
- Maybe he was drafted by the Packers.
[ Fred Laughing ]
Ah! There he is.
Surprise, Beaver.
Oh! Uh, have a good game, son.
Go get 'em!
Boy, it's high up here.
It just looks that way,
'cause you're way up there.
But from down here,
it's not that high at all.
[ Panting ]
Coach Gordon?
Hello. Ward Cleaver.
Oh, yeah, hi.
How are ya?
- This is Fred Rutherford.
- Coach.
So, your son doing
any better in school?
Pardon?
That's why he had to leave
the team, so he could get
extra help after school, right?
Geez, you'll have
to excuse me, Coach.
I seem to find myself
out of the loop on this one.
[ Grunts ]
- Whoa!
- Come on, Beav! Quit screwin' around!
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