Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #7

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Actually, we are strictly...

"bring your own"

on the discharge petition.

But it's pink... and scented.

Gives it something extra,

don't you think?

We've both signed it,

as you can see.

I believe we're being dismissed.

Thank you.

There will be others

to come and sign.

- Don't you like pink?

- Come on!

Up on your feet, people.

Discharge petition time.

Upsy-daisy.

We have our work

cut out for us. Let's go.

OK, we have two signatures.

I'll break up the country

into color codes.

Timothy, you're teal.

Reena, you're magenta.

And Elle is marigold.

And I've got

the Wellington covered.

Sid Post, 37.

Congress adjourns in 3 weeks.

We can't do this alone.

That's why I'm calling in

reinforcements.

I hope we're talking...

the brightest political

minds in the country.

We're here!

Oh, my God!

Oh, gosh, we can't wait

to see the Mall.

And the Statue of Liberty.

Everybody, these are

my Delta Nu sisters.

This is Margot and Serena.

Josh made the cruise boat

pull over in Puerto Vallarta.

I left L.A.

Right after landing...

a lateral split in

the third quarter dance break.

It was awesome.

I went "Yah!" and "Haah!"

- That's so great.

- Yeah, thanks.

So, is it time?

Oh, no, it's not time yet.

Hello? You're here?

We'll meet you in the lobby.

Let's go.

Everybody, this is

the final member of our team...

Paulette Parcelle.

Who's ready to discharge?

And proposition a bill

and... whatever.

Let's hit the Hill.

If I could have

a moment of your time--

You could consider something--

Quadrant 4, corridor 6,

have lost one.

Sorry. How are you?

If I could have a minute

of your time?

Reena, how are you?

Has anybody told you

about Bruiser's Bill?

Is it trivial,

Congressman Hannenfeld?

Animals don't have

the same reactions...

to drugs that humans do.

It's like the time...

my trainer's sister's

cousin's girlfriend...

gave her overweight Yorkie

some phen-fen...

because she was

a little bit fat...

and it gained three pounds.

Desired result?

I don't think so.

You know?

Oh, my dear, gifted woman...

you tell that Bruiser Woods...

he can count on

the Sunshine State.

Thank you, Ohio.

Thank you, Atlanta!

Who's next?

You're next!

We're gonna do it.

Serena...

why do they keep

sending us to Room 216?

"Intern Orientation."

Margot, you're a genius.

If this doesn't get

more signatures...

I don't know what will.

Intern class of 2003 on deck!

Remember, flexibility counts.

Ready? OK!

Dogs of the world unite!

Sign the petition, win a date!

Go Bruiser's Bill, go!

Well, I'm signing.

Yes, Bob,

I know what you're reading.

Are you kidding?

Your support has been

invaluable to me.

If it weren't for you,

I'd be painting my own posters.

I don't care

if she has two weeks left.

She could have two years left.

She won't pull this off.

I will not be outmaneuvered

by this silly little blonde.

Don't worry, Bob.

I'll get her...

and her little dog, too.

Even with

the entire Wellington...

and 68 life-changing haircuts

under Paulette's belt...

we're still not even close.

We got a problem here.

The bad news is...

Reena.

Wow. You look amazing.

It's just layers

and highlights...

and a cellulose

finishing rinse.

I did it.

Cool.

What is the bad news?

We lost Hannenfeld.

We were planning on him...

to bring Felsen, Parks,

and Janowitz on board.

What are you talking about?

I talked to Hannenfeld myself.

I confirmed with his aide

this morning over breakfast.

I don't know. Somebody must've

got to him at lunch.

It's Grace.

- Please make sure.

- I will. Two weeks?

I'm looking for Grace Rossiter.

I just want to know

if she's coming back soon.

Elle. Hi.

Oh, hi.

I was going to call you.

I was looking for Grace.

The discharge petition.

We lost Hannenfeld...

and I was wondering

if Grace knew anything about it.

None of that

is important anymore.

Could I speak with you

for a moment?

Sure.

You did it, Elle. You won.

You can collect Bruiser's mom

anytime you like.

What?

If you promise not to be

disappointed in me again...

I'll tell you.

I pulled a few strings.

C'est Magnifique is releasing

all of their test animals.

All of them?

All of them.

And what's more...

they have been so impressed...

with how you've handled

yourself down here...

they want you on board as

head of their legal department.

It's a very generous offer.

I don't know.

You did it.

You did what

you came here to do.

Yeah, but what about

the discharge petition?

This isn't

about just one animal...

it's all of the animals.

I agree, but you've got

a great team in place.

They can carry on without you.

C'est Magnifique wants you

up there by Monday.

You can go home.

Congratulations, Elle.

Wow. Thank you.

Thanks for doing that.

Well, sure.

We have to stick together,

us Washington blondes.

Do you know who

Representative Hannenfeld...

had lunch with today

in the members dining room?

I skipped lunch today.

Had a facial.

OK. Thanks.

I'll call you about that.

Yeah.

Emmett, I know you're probably

in Case Law class right now...

but call me back

when you get this.

I think I'm coming home.

But it's a good thing.

Maybe. Call me back.

Will you leave us alone now?

Excuse me?

I know you've been

working against us...

and I know

somehow it's personal.

- You don't like me.

- Clearly.

If I leave Washington,

will you call off the fight...

and let Bruiser's Bill

have a fair shot?

Your bill is trivial to me.

I have my own agenda.

Like the homeowners bill you

pushed through at our expense?

That's all I'm asking, Grace--

Homeowners incentives?

I wouldn't touch that bill.

It's a tax break

for the wealthy.

Haven't you been pushing it

for the last two sessions?

Victoria has a live interview

with Connie Chung in an hour.

I don't have time for this.

That's the interview

she's preparing for?

She's in makeup right now.

She's in makeup?

Mike test, 1-2-3.

Is Miss Chung available?

I'd like to go over

some ground rules

before we go on live,

for goodness sakes.

Yes, OK. Thanks.

Doesn't she have

a beautiful complexion?

She's like a PSA for SPF.

Thank you, Elle.

I thought you were gone.

Home? No, no, no.

I'm not ready yet--

Epidermally speaking,

that is.

I'm actually feeling

a little bit muddy.

I need a light exfoliation...

followed by

super rich hydration...

and I thought, Victoria will

have a good recommendation.

Sweetie, this really

isn't the best time.

I know you're very busy...

so I already called

your facialist.

The thing is she said

you didn't come in today.

Oh, no, no.

I went someplace else.

Someplace new. Is that all?

No, that's not all.

Every woman knows

that a good facial...

can be a painful experience

if done properly...

resulting in red blotchy areas

all over your skin...

swelling, tenderness

in your T-zone area.

Even more so if your facialist

is Eastern European...

as so many of the best are.

Payback for the fall

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