Legally Blondes Page #2
Partial scholarship,
ma'am.
Congratulations, I'm sure.
Here at Pacific Prep,
we hold our students to a higher standard,
as well as a strict code of honor.
And such being the case,
I will need you to sign these.
- Oh, I'm not a barrister.
- Yet.
But I'd rather not sign
something I can't read.
Then Iet me give you
the gist of the agreement.
The document merely enumerates
the myriad ways
in which students
might be tempted to plagiarize,
Iie, cheat, and/ or steal.
Failure to avoid
these temptations results in expulsion.
But how do we know what to avoid
if we can't read the fine print?
The Pacific Preparatory handbook.
Read it, Iearn it, Iove it,
and we'll get along just fine.
Now, your signatures, please.
Christopher Lopez!
Yes, ma'am?
Please print out the Iadies' schedules
and show them to their first class.
I'd Iove to show them around. Come on.
Ms. Chang!
Keep an eye on those two.
The Woods twins? Why, they seem Iovely.
They possess the same perky DNA
as EIIe Woods.
EIIe Woods made a mockery
of these hallowed halls with her
Fashion Arts elective.
Which you got rid of two years ago.
And her Tai Chi Tuesdays.
Which you might consider reinstating.
I finally got this institution back on track,
and I refuse to Iet the next generation
destroy what I've created!
Tai Chi Tuesdays. I'm just saying.
Out!
Aren't you a Iittle young
to be a school administrator?
Oh, yeah, well,
I do data entry and IT in the main offices
as my work study.
Work-study?
Well, yeah. On full scholarship at Pac Prep,
you need to work to pay off your tuition.
Ergo, work-study.
It's a good thing
we're only partial scholarship, then.
Inputting data makes me nod off.
Not me. I can input data all day Iong.
You into computers?
I faff around a bit.
- Faff?
It means dabble.
Good to know. Well, here we are.
This is first-period American History.
I'm in the same class,
but I need to swing
by the computer Iab first.
So here, Izzy.
I'll see you in class, Annie.
- Annie?
- Sorry.
Hello? Come on.
It's an Uber Electronics phone.
My daddy's company isn't even
releasing them in stores till next year.
It's a phone, video game console,
MP3 player, PDA, all in one.
It even has
HD hologram technology.
- Oh!
I've gotta have one.
Well, I might be able to convince my daddy
to get you one.
Whoa. Hottie airlines taxing into the gate.
I'll check us in with the teacher
while you find us seats.
Okay.
Oh, my...
Goldilocks make Justin Bear happy.
What are you two going on about?
Hi, Mr. Golden, I'm Izzy,
and I was told I'm to check in with you.
Excuse me.
What do you think you are doing?
Um...
Sitting?
In my chair.
Literally, that's my chair.
My daddy paid for it.
Oh, I'm sorry. That plaque is beautiful.
You have a Iovely seat.
Everyone knows, front row,
three across, in every classroom,
my seat.
Do I need to send out a memo
Are you, Iike, a frosted flake or what?
I beg your pardon?
I just told you that's my seat.
Well, this is a bit awkward,
considering I've never even met you.
- I'm Izzy...
- Oh, okay! Am I being punked?
Is this a joke? 'Cause I'm not Iaughing.
Anyone?
Izzy, I saved you a seat here.
Excuse me.
There's two of them?
Look, Brad, be a sport.
Sharpen my pencils.
Justin, the sharpener's three feet away.
You know that sound drives me crazy.
Welcome back.
I am Mr. Golden, your history teacher.
I would Iike to extend a special welcome to
- Annie and Izzy Woods.
- Hi.
- They're new here to Pac Prep.
- Hi there.
And they are...
Hot.
From the UK, Mr. Whitley,
which is actually quite ironic
when you consider how much class time
we have spent discussing
one of their country's greatest upsets.
Would you care to guess
what that subject is?
How about you, Annie?
The... The...
The...
Don't be shy, Annie.
You know the answer.
America, England...
Everybody was upset.
David Beckham joining the Galaxy?
No. No, Izzy. No, actually.
We were actually talking
about the American Revolution.
Now, does anyone have any thoughts
about what advantages the Patriots had
that allowed them to defeat the English?
Miss Donohugh.
Our forefathers' biggest advantage
was to keep the war well inland,
where Britain's massive navy
posed Iittle threat.
My forefathers crossed
"the pond" on the Mayflower,
so we know a Iittle bit
about this sort of thing.
Yes. Well, thank you.
- Uh-huh.
- Well, anyone else? Any thoughts?
Yes, Izzy.
Well, we came across recently
on Virgin Atlantic.
But I once read this brilliant paper
that claimed that the arrogance
of the British military
may well have been the colonists'...
I mean, the Patriots' greatest advantage.
You see,
our daft ancestors totally underestimated
the keenness of you Yanks'
mostly civilian force,
and so failed to dispatch
England's best soldiers.
Well, that's wonderful, Izzy!
Thank you!
Well, now, you see, class,
this is exactly the kind of fresh insight
You never told me you thought
my colonies paper was brilliant.
And it was.
Not my fault you can't speak up.
We just find that this dress code
makes us all Iook Iike flight attendants.
Did you really sit in Tiffany's seat?
What was it Iike?
Cold.
Bangers and mash sounds Iike hurl. Is it?
So-so.
Where'd you get those matching bracelets?
They are so high-end.
Donatella... No, Ron Herman.
- Covent Garden.
- At a flea market.
- Who does your hair?
- Us.
Well, why wouldn't she
wanna do my homework?
- Who does your nails?
- Us.
Just who do those
bottle-blonde bimbos think they are?
Actually, the buzz says
their summer-wheat-number-four
hair color is natural.
Not a single highlight.
And even more sick, their noses are real.
Come on.
That's a Dr. Feldman number seven
if ever I've seen one.
Or two.
Hey, what's up?
And Justin is totally digging them.
Are you actually suggesting
that those Brit twits
pose a threat to moi?
Well, Iike, reality check, Tiff.
They seem to be doing pretty well.
Don't think I didn't notice.
As Sun Tzu said,
"Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer."
Sun Tzu?
You mean, Iike, the sushi chef at Nobu?
Tiffany. Scram!
Hi. I'm Tiffany. Mind if I join?
If you don't mind sitting
with a pair of frosted flakes.
I'm so sorry I was a jerk earlier.
the wrong first impression of me.
It's just I have this vision thing,
see, where I need to sit in that same chair
in every class to see the board.
My vision is, Iike, 20/ one zillion.
But, well, I was rude.
I'm sorry. Can we, Iike, rewind?
Of course.
I was a bit rude myself.
It's Isabelle, right?
- Izzy. And this is...
- Annie.
Oh, hi, Chris. Take a seat.
Yes, please. Take a seat.
Over there with your friends.
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