Legally Blondes Page #3
But wait a minute. Chris is really nice.
- Oh, and cute.
- Yeah.
And that's what makes it
that much more tragic.
Tragic?
If you want to make it at Pac Prep,
I'd better bring you up to speed
on the dos and the don'ts.
For example,
the saddest members of the FCC.
Don't stare at them!
Financially Challenged Club.
Scholarship kids.
Poor unfortunates who wander these halls
Iike cash-strapped ghosts.
I see poor people.
They're so ashamed of their situation.
Well, they give us our space,
we give them theirs.
I mean, why shove our obvious advantages
in their faces?
I mean, it's just so disrespectful.
Who is that cruel?
from hopping on to the...
Big, yellow, public...
School bus.
I mean, the stories that I have heard
about this kind of Iifestyle
is just so...
Middle-class.
Look, we should tell you that...
That we completely understand.
We'll do our best to respect others
who have Iess.
Delish, then.
But come on. It's your first day.
Let's talk about something
more relevant to humanity, Iike...
Lip gloss.
We could've just told her
we're on scholarships, I guess.
And commit social suicide on our first day?
We're EIIe Woods' cousins.
We have a reputation to uphold.
And think of Dad.
We need to make a go of it here
for his sake.
I guess you're right.
But it was really kind of Tiffany
to Iet us come under her wing Iike that.
We could've really mucked things up here.
She has got amazing style.
I've only seen shoes Iike that in magazines.
Look.
They should've just named
Pretty cool, huh?
Tiff's dad is the CEO of Uber Electronics.
Uber Electronics?
As in one of the biggest
computer technology companies
in the world?
The biggest.
Not a brag, 'cause I'm not Iike that.
Just a fact,
in case you find yourselves
in a conversation
about my family's incredible wealth.
Wouldn't want you to not have the 411.
- Your car, Miss Donohugh.
- Oh! There's our ride.
She drives an aircraft carrier.
You two need a Iift?
No, thanks. Our dad's picking us up.
Another time?
Definitely. Like, tomorrow?
Mmm! You are on. Tomorrow, then.
Bag, Charles.
Certain days you wake up
And it's Iike all the world's...
So I said,
"Hello? What part of 'decaf soy Iatte'
don't you understand?"
Hola, Sylvia.
Good morning, Miss Donohugh.
Right after Iunch, Ash and I took the time
We thought you could use a hand.
Mmm-hmm.
Have a beautiful day.
Poor woman. She works so hard.
So sweet of you to help her.
Although, I have to say
she didn't Iook too happy about it.
Well, often,
when supporting the Iess fortunate,
you're only met with scorn.
Gum? I have pink and green.
Uh-huh, that's right
This is the place to be tonight
Welcome to the party
Aw, yeah
Welcome to the party
Aw, yeah
This is my party
And it's all about me
This must be Iike
Iiving in the Victoria and Albert Museum.
We actually studied this piece
in our art appreciation class Iast year.
This is a beautiful reproduction.
Reproduction?
Welcome to the party
Aw, yeah
Welcome to the party
Aw, yeah
Your estate is amazing.
Stables, pools, helipad, tennis courts.
Two trampolines?
One for me
and one for my personal trainer.
Dolph swears that it is the best workout
you'll ever have.
You ever been on one?
- When I was younger, I, you know...
- "Dabbled."
Come on, silly.
I'll teach you a few things.
Nothing too scary.
Let's try something easy Iike this.
Ooh!
Brilliant, Tiff.
Like this?
Show-off.
Okay, that was pretty good. Try this.
Wow! Let me try.
Oh, gee, you're pretty good.
How about this?
Wow! How about this?
Isn't this fun?
How about this?
Tiffany, are you all right?
I'll have my driver take you home.
MR. GOLDEN:
And now, class, your quiz results.
Izzy.
Annie, here's yours.
I did great.
Don't worry, Izzy. I'll tutor you.
MR. GOLDEN:
The constitution is pure poetry.
And now, each one of you
is going to have the chance
to recite this patriotic work of art
up here in front of the entire class,
beginning with the student
with the highest grade-point average.
Ladies and gentlemen,
all the way from the UK,
Miss Annabelle Woods!
You'll be fine.
MR. GOLDEN:
Miss Woods?We... The...
- We the people...
- MR. GOLDEN:
Okay. Okay.Everybody, settle down.
- Please continue, Miss Woods.
- Oh...
Hey, beautiful. Which one are you?
- Excuse me?
- Which twin? Iggy or Annie?
Iggy.
My friends just call me Izzy.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's that whole, you know,
Iost in translation thing,
since you speak...
...read The Odyssey again.
We've read it the Iast two years.
You know, because you're from England
and you speak...
English.
Obviously.
Yeah.
Hey, nerd, get another irritating habit.
So, where was I?
Oh, you got a date
Hey, shouldn't you be asking Tiffany?
Everybody says you're an item.
Well, some of the time.
Hey, Tiffany Donohugh doesn't own me.
You're keeping your enemies really close,
if you ask me.
I'm paying them a Iittle visit tomorrow
to "study."
The only thing I'm going to "study"
is them.
There's gotta be a skeleton
You're in a mess
You should see yourself
Listen to you
- Hi!
- Come on in.
We were just getting
to the battles of Concord and Lexington.
Mmm, I'd rather hear about the battles
between Armani versus Versace.
I barely passed British history.
Now I have to slog through American?
It's too much. I give up.
You're a great debater.
You need to use
that confidence for the test.
Easy to say when you're getting an A,
and I'm barely passing.
MR. WOODS:
Tea time.This is our handsome, scholarly,
and currently Iess-than-well-dressed dad.
Dad, this is Tiffany.
- Hello.
- Hi.
I Iove the apron.
I wish my own father could just relax
No offense.
None taken, I think.
Oops! Nature calls.
Bye-bye, fellows.
Your daughters are awesome.
And they're already so popular.
- Well, wish I could take credit. I...
- Is that your wife?
Oh, yes.
She's beautiful. I can see where the girls
got their good Iooks. No offense.
Well, that time maybe a Iittle offense.
And I Iove that painting.
Oh, no. That is EIIe Woods.
Oh, yes! EIIe Woods.
Actually, I've heard of her.
Headmistress Higgins
speaks of her often and fondly.
Yes, she is a Pac Prep graduate
and a favorite cousin.
This is her house, actually.
I certainly couldn't afford a palace Iike this
on my professor's salary.
- Oh, sure.
- That's why I'm so glad that Izzy and Annie
have a good friend Iike you to study with,
because it's very important
they work hard to keep their scholarships.
Well, then, it is very Iucky
that the girls have scholarships.
So, until we meet again,
which I guess will be tomorrow
at the alumni dance, hmm?
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