Legally Blondes Page #4

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It promises to be the hottest in years.

Alumni dance?

We actually weren't aware

of any school dance.

- Are we invited?

- Of course.

Oh, my God. You have to come.

It's a Pac Prep tradition

on the pool deck of the Queen Mary.

You know, swimming,

hot dogs on the grill, fireworks.

It's just all-American beach boy stuff,

which sophisticated British folk

might find too common.

- Oh, stop it. It sounds amazing.

- Okay. So, what's everyone wearing?

I'm just wearing my white Armani bikini.

If you wear a hot bathing suit, I promise...

- Yeah.

- Okay.

...you are gonna make a splash.

- Welcome to the Pac Prep reunion, Iadies.

- Thank you.

Maybe you and Chris can play ball, Annie.

Only in LA

could you have a pool party on a ship.

- Why didn't we move here sooner?

- Here's your program.

Thank you.

I wonder what Chris Lopez

Iooks Iike in swimming trunks.

It's fascinating.

Since when did you care about ships?

Since the brochure came in pink.

Ladies, you must absolutely

be Annie and Izzy Woods.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Is that the way to the pool party?

Actually, Miss Donohugh

sent me personally

to direct you Iadies to the event.

- Right this way.

- Really?

She insists upon the VIP entrance.

- Okay. Thanks.

- Thank you.

He was nice.

VIP entrances are so dark.

That Tiffany,

always Iooking out for her friends.

It's as bright as the sun.

I think I hear people swimming.

What?

Annie, Izzy,

your faces are almost as pathetic

as your scholarship applications.

Do you care to explain yourself, Iadies?

I'm sure there's a Iogic

to this wholly undignified display.

- How humiliating. Totally exposed.

- In so many ways.

I can't believe Tiffany turned out to be

a total snake in the grass.

There's only one thing to do.

Pack.

Hello, Ioves. You're home early.

Hmm. My paternal instinct

tells me something's wrong.

We have to move.

- Pardon?

- We're moving back to England.

Everybody at school thinks we're Iying gits.

'Cause we are Iying gits.

Professor Dad confused.

We just wanted to make friends,

and Tiffany made it so easy.

Till she found out

we're scholarship students

and ratted on us

in front of the entire school.

In our swimming costumes.

Wait. She didn't know

you were scholarship students?

No. We kept it a secret.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm afraid I Iet that one

out of the bag myself, girls.

- You told her?

- Yeah, guilty. Why shouldn't I?

AII that matters at Pac Prep

is how much money you have

and what kind of car you drive.

If you're not Iike them, they shun you.

We just wanted to fit in, that's all.

And Iook where it got you.

For two girls who couldn't be more alike,

you are 100% originals.

Don't Iet Pac Prep change you.

You change Pac Prep.

But first, we have to admit...

We are complete and utter idiots.

Chris, you were nice enough

to reach out to us.

We were too blinded by Tiffany's bling.

Can you ever forgive us?

I think we have room for one... Two more.

Annie and Izzy, this is Vivek. That's Marcie.

You two are

the most freakishly flaxen human beings

I've ever Iaid my eyes on.

Thank you.

And that's Rainbow in the middle.

I take it your parents were very creative.

No, they're hippies.

We Iive in a yurt in Topanga.

Got me in the eyes. Oh, why in the eyes?

Just be yourself, Chris.

Annie's kind of shy.

Izzy, I just... I get so tongue-tied.

Look, if you want to go out with Annie,

find the confidence.

That's what girls go for.

- Chris...

- Thanks.

Chris, you're so funny.

Okay, help me out. Pretend to be Annie.

Hi, Annie. Okay, just...

In case you haven't noticed,

I kind of, Iike, dig you,

and I think you have

the most eyes ever.

Chris, most beautiful eyes.

- It's okay.

- I know.

The good news is Annie Iikes you, too,

so go for it.

But you hurt her, I break your neck.

AII right. Soup's on.

I never knew the Boston Tea Party

was all our fault.

Why do we have to Iearn

so much about history?

I mean, what's wrong with the future?

As Iong as Mr. Golden doesn't make me

speak in public, I'm happy.

You know how to get rid

of that fear of public speaking, don't you?

Avoid the public?

Transport yourself.

Come on, Annie.

AII right, now. Close your eyes.

And open your mind, and go to a moment

that you were happiest in your entire Iife.

Where are you?

I'm in our Kentfield cottage.

It's autumn.

The Ieaves are just starting to turn.

Having a cup of tea with Dad,

Mum

and Izzy.

When you're feeling the pressure,

just go to that happy place.

Thank you. I'll definitely try that next time.

It's a humiliating affliction.

I know what you mean.

Every morning, I gotta go through

that big, white gate at Pretentious Prep

to take another week's

worth of punishment from those snobs.

It's just so humiliating.

Maybe there's a way we can

make it better for all of us.

Yeah, doubtful.

Tiffany's turned everyone against us.

Whenever we try and get involved,

they just rag on us

for being Iess fortunate.

There's strength in numbers.

We just have to be ourselves,

stick together...

- Strength in numbers.

- ...and refuse to be intimidated.

Well, that sounds good,

but I sure don't feel Iike myself

in that stupid uniform.

Yeah, me, either. They call me Rainbow,

but I'm just another drab

blue blazer in the crowd.

Maybe we could change that.

How?

Hey, you there

You stand out in a crowd

Yes, yes, yes.

Nothin'about you is ordinary

Hey, you there

I hope you feel proud

It seems you settled the score already

I Iike this one.

You're the hands-down winner

You're the champion

You're the record taker

Record breaker number one

Another day for an ordinary superstar...

Hello, Mutz. These are so sick.

Only Justin has a pair,

which, of course, Tiffany bought for him.

These are, Iike, my dream shoe.

Dream?

$400 for a pair of trainers?

Seems more Iike a nightmare.

$400?

Hmm.

Again, this was on the sales table,

but it's clearly not on sale.

- Flip...

- And wave.

Excuse me,

but this material

was erroneously placed on the sales table.

Hmm?

So we shouldn't be penalized

for the mistakes made by your employees.

We desperately need this material.

Won't you help us? Ruth?

Okay, okay, you win, you win.

I'll give you the sale price.

Just stop that hair-twitchy thing.

- It's creeping me out.

- Deal.

You're the hands-down winner

You're the champion

You're the record taker

Record breaker number one

Well, uh-oh

Ready, everyone?

Let's show our true colors, shall we?

Let's do this thing.

Another day

for an ordinary superstar

We are ordinary superstars

We are ordinary superstars

We are ordinary superstars

We are ordinary superstars

My office. Now.

Article 6.2E does not forbid

accessorizing said skirt.

An oversight that will be corrected.

However, article eight, paragraph three

expressly states the uniform shirt

must be monochromatic.

Therefore, I have no choice

but to order detention.

With all due respect, Headmistress,

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