Legally Blondes Page #5

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I think you're confusing

article eight, paragraph three

with article three, paragraph eight.

Article two.

Tights must be worn in solid colors.

Article seven.

Male students must wear neckties.

Which they are.

Hmm.

I heard the headmistress

almost called SWAT.

- You didn't get detention?

- Why should we?

Technically, we're not breaking any rules.

See, we're dressing around the code.

Okay, I don't know how it works,

but it does.

I wanna dress around the code.

Hook a sister up!

Yeah, me, too.

Fake bag. Fake. Fake. Terribly fake.

I am just so tired of everybody

Iooking to me to set trends.

It's exhausting, you know?

Looks Iike you're getting a break.

What are you gonna do?

Divide and conquer.

What happened

to keeping your enemies close?

Just go get my Iunch.

- We'll see you after class.

- Great.

Okay. Bye.

Wow. Your new outfits Iook terrific.

Thank you.

Do you know who Sylvia's crush is?

Mr. Golden?

Mmm-hmm.

Girl has got it bad.

But she can't get up the nerve

to talk to him.

Well, we've got a cure for that.

Sylvia, if you want to catch a boy's eyes...

I'm all ears.

- AII it takes is a Iittle flip...

- And wave.

- Works every time.

- What?

Senor Golden.

I couldn't help but overhear your Iecture

on the US Constitution.

I have often debated the influence

of the Magna Carta on our Bill of Rights.

I'm Gary.

Sylvia.

Yes! Yes!

Where's your dad?

Oh, he was giving a Iecture

and he warned us he'd be Iate.

Brad, I never could have

finished in time without you.

No problem.

Hola!

Hi, Sylvia.

Hey, guys.

What are you all still doing here?

- Oh, our Iift is Iate. What about you?

- Same here.

Oh, Pop must be doing the all-night

Japanese stock exchange.

Sent the gardener. Hate that.

Well, good night, everybody.

- Good night, Brad.

- See you Iater.

See you, Brad. What was that about?

- You can trust us.

- We wouldn't dare say anything.

Come on, Sylvia,

we're cool with him.

Brad's on scholarship just Iike you.

He is?

He always asks to work

the Iate shift with me

to keep it on the down-Iow.

Nobody knows but me, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I got a hot date tonight

with a moldy old stiff.

MR. GOLDEN:
Sylvia?

AII Iocked up. Ready to go?

We're going to see the mummy exhibit

at the city museum.

I'll go warm up the car.

Come on now, baby

Maybe tonight we'll make a Iittle history.

Flip and wave always works.

History. Oh, no!

Blast!

I Ieft my history notebook

in Mr. Golden's classroom.

Never fear.

Triple-zero key.

It's a master key that unlocks

every door in the school.

Come on, I'll Iet you in.

Is that allowed?

Well, technically,

it's only for my work-study,

but, hey, if this key doesn't work,

you can't study.

We need those notes.

I need those notes, Annie.

I don't know, guys...

It's cool, Annie.

I'll go. What's the worst that can happen?

Watch your step, Izzy.

I thought you said this was allowed.

Technically allowed, but who wants

to explain technicalities to him?

It's not here.

He probably just Iocked it in his office.

Come on, Iet's Iook in there.

- Is that it?

- Yes!

Mission accomplished.

It was a no-brainer, Annie.

You two make quite the team.

You have no idea.

Oh, there's Dad. Good night.

Good night.

- Girls!

- Hi, Dad.

- How was school today?

- It was fine.

MR. WOODS:
Excellent.

Paying full price for an Armani

or Prada three-piece.

Immunity of States to foreign suits.

- Yes!

- Yes! Okay.

Second Amendment.

Picture Annie in a sleeveless top.

Right to bear arms?

- Yes!

- Oh!

Fourth Amendment.

Annie's shopping

at a half-price sale at Harrods.

- Searches and seizures!

- Yes!

Annie's notes really work.

She is really clever.

- Izzy.

- You're welcome.

Annie. Izzy, Annie.

Izzy. Izzy!

- What's up, backstabber?

- I beg your pardon?

I saw you and Chris

behind the bleachers at Iunch,

exchanging breath mints with no hands.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Drop the act, Izzy!

But I'm not...

Only a troll would steal

her sister's boyfriends.

Now, 13th Amendment.

Just Iook how happy Annie is with Chris.

I've done some awful things in my day,

but that is the worst.

The Iowest of the Iow.

Do you understand now?

I got it. I got it.

In just a few moments,

you fortunate people

will be embarking upon

an amazing journey...

Hey, don't worry, Izzy.

At Ieast there will still

be one Woods sister Ieft

when you flunk the final

and Iose your scholarship.

- What do you mean?

- Nothing.

It's just that, well, I overheard Annie saying

that she wasn't gonna Iet you

drag her down with you, is all.

You done with the sharpener?

The test is getting ready to start.

Bye.

MR. GOLDEN:
At the count of three,

you may all turn over

your test papers and begin.

One, two...

No! Not a fire alarm!

Not now!

I just want to get the test over with.

I was about to bring my A-game.

- Oh, no!

- What?

My bracelet. Annie gave it to me

and I've never taken it off.

It will break her heart if I Iose it.

It's probably in the courtyard.

Come on, I'll help you find it.

- Thanks.

- Come on.

AII right, kids, false alarm.

Everybody back into the classroom.

We still have time to take that test.

That's not fair, Mr. Golden.

I mean, we prepped hard for this exam,

understanding we'd have

a full hour to enjoy it.

Good point.

Tell you what we'll do just this once.

We'll use the rest of the hour

to study for the test,

which we'll then

take tomorrow in all its glory!

- Yes!

- MR. GOLDEN:
Yay!

- It'll be great.

- That's so cool.

Three, two...

One.

Please begin.

Dude, stop with the pen.

You're driving me nuts.

I can't believe how fast you finished.

Oh, I probably missed some,

but it will still be my best grade yet.

We'll know tomorrow.

This Uber phone is so cool.

Dude, this thing has a GPS system.

- Look, we're right there.

- Let me see.

Did I say you could touch it?

Hey, Izzy.

If you ever get tired

of being treated Iike that,

we know some Iess fortunates

who would be fortunate to have you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I think this has been

a Iearning experience for all of us.

How on earth did you do better than me?

Well, I won't say it's in my genes,

but I worked hard for it.

You all scored very well on this test,

and I would Iike

to congratulate those of you

who were able to do it

with a Iittle integrity.

Unfortunately,

I'm disappointed

to have to announce we appear

to have cheaters in our midst.

Miss Woods, Mr. Lopez, please stand.

Just the one Miss Woods.

Isabelle.

I'd Iike you both to recall

the honor code you signed

upon enrolling at Pac Prep.

What is the punishment

for cheating, Miss Woods?

Expulsion.

Mr. Golden discovered a triple-zero key

broken off in the Iock

to his office yesterday

after the false fire alarm.

Chris, you are the only person

in this institution trusted with such a key.

If you can produce yours,

I'm sure we can clear the whole matter up.

Yeah, absolutely.

It's right...

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