Lego DC Comics Superheroes: Justice League - Gotham City Breakout Page #6

- Batman.

I have a friend here

who'd like to talk to you.

(WHIMPERING)

On second thought,

he's not much of a talker.

More of a whimperer.

(CHUCKLES) And he won't even be

doing that much longer.

I will see you soon.

You can't go back for him.

You're playing right into his hands.

But we can't leave Grungle for dead.

You go, I'll try to free Grungle.

He can't get the secret from me.

No one can crack this old nut.

No, there's only one way to stop Bane.

How?

By giving him the secret of

the forbidden move.

(GASPS)

(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL CACKLING)

(SIGHS) This Kryptonite bathtub

is strangely soothing.

Must be those vegetables Poison Ivy added

to this soup we're sitting in.

Despite our certain demise

I just feel so calm right now.

I blame the spoon.

- Why's that?

- It's a soup spoon.

(LAUGHING) And very soon now, Spoony,

they'll be boiled away into vapors.

And we'll be rid of half of the world's

most annoying superheroes.

(MOCK VOICE) Emphasis on the soup.

(LAUGHING IN MOCK AND NORMAL VOICE)

(BATMAN GRUNTING)

He's breaking.

Must fight stone.

Dance.

Dance!

He wants to dance?

The mind is like

a brain-shaped piata, Deathstroke.

As we beat it to shreds,

the hard candies of random memory spills

on the lawn of destiny.

Increase the power.

(GROANING)

This move does not kill.

It is worse.

It splits the body into pieces,

but life remains.

- That's horrible.

- Duh!

I know. That's why it's called

the forbidden move.

Then why show me it at all?

Hey, who's the master here?

Now, it's very simple.

You just form your hand into a C-shape

and will all your chi

into one tiny stud of power.

(GRUNTING)

Incredible.

Now, hurl the stud of power

toward the dummy of practice.

Finally, I have the forbidden move!

(CACKLING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

What are we laughing at?

I don't know, I think he's just creating

a fun work environment.

It is done. They now know all.

Wonder Woman, Cyborg, it was my pleasure

to fight alongside you.

- Me, too.

- (JET ENGINE BOOMING)

Oh, no, it's Batman. He's back.

Pull yourself together.

It's only the Brat Wonder.

That's right.

And I wonder how you're going to like me

shutting down your hot tub of horror.

You butting-in bird boy.

Wish I could stay and chat,

but I have some friends to save.

Out of the pool, Justice League.

Adult swim is over.

- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

- (CRASHING)

(GRUNTS)

Come on, before they regroup.

(GROANING) Right in the funny bone.

(GROANS)

I just had the strangest dream.

There was a hot tub and Wonder Woman.

- Wha...?

- No time for that now, Cyborg.

Up, up and away.

Look, the Justice League is running away.

- Gotham is ours.

- (ALL CACKLING)

Poison Ivy's soup made my servos squeak.

- Thanks for coming to save us, Robin.

- You really are the Boy Wonder.

I wouldn't have had to save you if you

had listened to me in the first place.

Tell me about it.

And when Batman gets back,

he's going to give me "the look."

Because he loaned me a perfectly good city

and I broke it.

Oh, yes, I know that look.

Okay, I'm going to help you

clean up this mess.

But just because some of our criminals

don't have superpowers

doesn't mean they're not super-dangerous.

You got that right.

They're unpredictable, diabolical,

dangerous villains.

And there's only one way to stop them.

What way is that?

The Bat-way.

One to a customer.

Keep the line moving, please.

That's it.

Let the Psyche Stone

fill your little minds with the deadly

forbidden move. (CACKLING)

Oh! I say, the forbidden move

is jolly easy once you know the secret.

Yes, yes, move along.

Hmm. Where did Deathstroke sneak off to?

- (GASPS)

- Deathstroke, what do you want?

The only thing he's ever wanted.

That's right. To prove she's wrong.

- To prove I'm better than you.

- (GRUNTS)

There was no "better."

Only those that are ready to learn.

And you are not ready, Strokedeath.

- It's Deathstroke.

- Wait a minute.

Batman said

you were best friends at school.

- Wait, what?

- We were also worst enemies.

- There were only two of us in the class.

- Grr!

This is on your head.

You preferred him over me.

Just because you thought his mask

was better than mine.

I never got the purple/orange thing.

- It is better.

- There's really not much to yours.

(GROWLING)

It is not me who determined your destiny.

It was only ever you, Strokedeath.

Argh! I told you, it's Deathstroke.

No, you picked him over me.

And you were wrong.

Now that I know the forbidden move,

I'll show you who's really the best.

That's hardly fair.

Batman is zonked out of his ears

and you want to fight him?

Enough talk.

Come, Batman. Fight me.

Prove that you were worthy

of Madame Mantis' skills.

(SIGHS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Give it up, Deathstroke.

True victory only comes

when you fight for a good cause.

I fight for the best cause of all.

Myself.

Then you have already lost.

Gah! I'll show you who's lost.

(BOTH GASP)

You've done it. You've bested me.

With the power of the forbidden move,

the world is yours.

You'll never be challenged again.

Now, finish it, old friend.

Hmm.

No, I can't do it.

It's just too easy.

I envy you, Batman,

for being everything I'm not.

You could have used the forbidden move

against me all these years.

But you didn't.

You're just too darned honorable.

You don't deserve to be destroyed

by such a despicable technique.

- Thank you, Slade.

- MADAME MANTIS:
It is done.

- Uh, she's free?

- Wait a minute.

You could have gotten out of those ropes

anytime you wanted.

Your lesson is completed, Strokedeath.

You have now earned the knowledge

of the forbidden move.

I don't understand.

I just failed to use the forbidden move.

- I don't think I'll ever use it.

- That is how I know you are ready for it.

All have the potential

to be an honorable warrior,

but only through an act of honor

could it be attained.

You... You're right, Madame Mantis. Ow!

MADAME MANTIS:
Of course.

- Madame Mantis is always right.

- But it's too late.

I've done everything wrong.

Bane's army is ready to invade

the world above

and there is nothing I can do to stop it.

BATMAN:
Maybe you can't do it alone.

But we can do it together, classmate.

It would be an honor.

- (CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)

- (CACKLING)

Huh? Ooh!

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

(CACKLING)

Ha-ha!

(GRUNTS)

Ow!

(GRUNTING)

- (GROANING)

- (HANDCUFFS CLICK)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GASPS)

Ow!

(EXCLAIMING)

(GRUNTING)

(CACKLING)

(GORDON GRUNTING)

Whoo-hoo!

And now, newly appointed

Police Commissioner Spoony

shall review my suggestions

for the new rules of Gotham City.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Amnesty for all criminals?

- (MOCK VOICE) Approved.

- (WHOOPING)

(NORMAL VOICE)

Imprisonment for all superheroes?

(MOCK VOICE) Double approved.

Hooray!

(NORMAL VOICE) Commissioner Spoony,

oh, you're the greatest.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

SUPERMAN:
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

(EXCLAIMING)

Ima send you right back to Arkham

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