Lego DC Comics Superheroes: Justice League - Gotham City Breakout Page #7

where you belong, Joker.

(HARLEY GRUNTING)

Oh, knocked out by a knock-knock joke.

From the Big Blue Bore Scout.

(CHUCKLES) Now that's a laugh.

(EXCLAIMS) Where's Spoony?

ROBIN:
Spoony won't be joining you

back in Arkham, Joker.

Hope you enjoy eating

the Asylum oatmeal with your hands.

(GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Underlings.

It is time for us to take our rightful place

as the rulers of the surface world.

Frankly, it'll be me doing most of the ruling

and you doing most of the oppressing.

We all have our jobs to do. C'est la vie.

Now, go forth and fulfill your destiny.

ALL:
(CHANTING) Bane!

I must say, I'm so excited

to get to the surface world.

Because of all the conquering?

No, frankly, I'm just looking forward

to getting a tan.

BANE:
For countless millennia your family

could have ordered a wave of Trogowog might

to sweep the armies

of the surface world aside.

But you did nothing.

It took Bane to make something of you.

We were a peaceful people

until you poisoned us

with your vile destructiveness.

Peace is like a stale potato chip

left out in the rain

and stepped on by a group of schoolgirls.

You deserve your fate, you cowering dog.

Your people marching on my orders

will be the final thing you see

before I destroy you.

NIGHTWING:

Well, better that than you, Bane.

You're hard to look at

even with the mask on.

- Who dares?

- We dare.

Oh!

Do you expect me to lose to

two tiny heroes?

No, we expect you to lose

to one medium-sized hero.

(BOTH YELLING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

How rude of me.

I should have offered you a chair.

No.

- (BOTH GROANING)

- (BANE CACKLING)

Time for a little rodent control.

- Oh, we're going into a tunnel.

- I do hope no one tries to text me.

That's far enough.

- Oh, look, our first victims.

- For the glory of Bane!

(SNORTING AND YELLING)

This is going to be harder

than we thought.

(BEEPING)

Maybe not as hard as you think.

(RUMBLING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

What? How?

I took the liberty of summoning

my Bat-drill with this.

It's been digging ever since.

I suspected it might come in handy.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL YELLING)

That ghastly machine gave me a turn.

Destroy it!

- These little guys don't give up easily.

- Neither do we.

Ha!

As good as we are,

we can't defeat an entire army.

Not at this rate.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, emancipated.

But what do I do now?

That is for you to decide.

What?

Unhand her, you cur.

Oh, so the little prince has grown

a backbone?

Allow me to help you with that.

(GRUNTING)

I destroyed your father

and I will destroy you.

Then I shall die like a king.

(YELLING)

I have one more card to play.

Okay.

I'll just be here if you need me.

Trogowogs, listen to me.

The criminal Bane has altered your minds

to use you for his own evil ends.

But you can fight it.

Assert your free will.

I know you can do it.

I know you will choose peace.

(MURMURING)

Thanks awfully.

But I think instead

we shall obliterate you completely.

- Don't you think we should?

- You know I do.

(SIGHS)

Just to show there's no hard feelings,

have you any final words?

Just one...

Batoosie, Batoosie, Batoosie.

ALL:
Huh?

(ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

I didn't see this coming.

(BANE GRUNTING)

- Oh, thank goodness.

- Hey, look at Grungle go.

He's so small, Bane can't even touch him.

Yes, Prince Grungle has passed his test.

If only the other Trogowogs

could see him now.

Yeah, of course. The Psyche Stone.

- Nightwing.

- Got it, let's do it.

(GRUNTING)

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Huh?

- Huh?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Here, kid.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

That is a very small stick

and I am a very big man.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMING)

No!

You're finished, Bane.

I may no longer be grande

but you will find I am still supreme.

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Uh-oh.

I say, Prince Grungle is certainly

no slouch in the fisticuffs department.

Bane, however folded like a cloth napkin.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Good show.

Encore, encore.

DEATHSTROKE:
Oh, I see.

You knew the Psyche Stone would eventually

steal the forbidden move from your mind.

So you simply added

a mental suggestion to dance.

Activated when I said the word "Batoosie."

Well played, Batface.

MADAME MANTIS:
Not bad.

Not exactly martial arts, but not bad.

My only question,

why is Strokedeath not dancing?

Madame Mantis,

even with your incomplete teaching,

I have become

the world's greatest mercenary.

But there is still one thing

Deathstroke cannot and will not do.

Dance.

What?

No wonder you're so bad.

Dancing is good for the soul.

You come back to my dojo.

It is also Madame Mantis' dance academy.

(GRUNTING)

The forbidden move has been erased.

Yep, that's the last of them.

Back to their little peace-loving lives

in their little secret cave.

GRUNGLE:
(CLEARING THROAT) Batgirl...

A moment?

Here comes Prince Charming.

I've got to go...

Do something...

Somewhere...

You have my eternal gratitude.

You saved both my people and myself.

Hey, you saved your kingdom,

and from the sound of things,

I think your people agree.

Batgirl, you're beautiful, you're brave,

and what's more,

you inspire me to be brave.

I want nothing more than to go with you

and stay by your side forever.

Oh, that is so sweet, Prince Grungle.

Um, you are really wonderful, but...

Unfortunately, I am now king,

and my needs are always secondary

to those of my subjects.

Alas, here I must remain.

As for Bane, he will now reside

in our dungeon, forever captive.

Not unlike my heart.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, stop.

(KISSES)

Ow.

Well, Deathstroke,

now that your honor has been restored...

Look. Batface, our little class reunion

has been just great,

but we're still not friends.

And when next we meet,

it will be as true equals.

That went well.

He may not be a hero, Nightwing,

but Deathstroke once again

walks the path of honor.

And that may be enough.

- (COMPUTER BEEPING)

- (ALL GROANING)

Outsmarted by an oversized boy scout.

I'll never live it down.

Never, never, never!

SUPERMAN:
Well, that's the last of them.

Behind the walls of a completely reliable

mental health facility.

And not a moment too soon. Look.

Hi, guys.

- Robin, listen...

- I know.

Don't worry.

There's really no reason

to let Batman know how...

How Superman released all the inmates

from Arkham Asylum?

The Joker outsmarted Superman

with a spoon?

How the super-criminals almost succeeded

in the wrecking of the city?

Yes, yes, that's it exactly.

Batman. Welcome home, Dark Knight.

Any trouble while I was away?

No.

Well, I mean, you know,

I mean, nothing out of the ordinary.

I, uh... (STAMMERING)

I cannot tell a lie!

Joker outsmarted me with a spoon

and tricked me into releasing

Arkham's criminals

who almost succeeded

in wrecking Gotham City.

It's true, Gotham's criminals are

an entirely new level of weird.

They almost turned us into soup.

Don't worry, I anticipated every part

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