Lejdis Page #9

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- It will stay!

- I heard the surgeon.

- 70%.

- Exactly!

- Isn't one ovary enough?!

Jumbos fly with one engine

and you can't manage?

How's your dad?

Not bad for someone with

one lung, thanks.

He's fighting,

I'll see him soon.

Send him my regards.

What about Lucy?

Lucy? Lucy...

- She's taking Szymek to a camp.

- A scout camp!

He's a scout?

Doesn't look like one.

It's actually a karate camp.

Wojtek, please...

- ucja, I can't do that!

- I know, but you have to!

- I could get fired.

- You think it's so easy?

I've been trying all year.

Wojtu, will you? Fast,

they are waiting for me outside!

I'll try.

- Are you crazy!

- You have to help me!

- You'll get sacked!

- Quite possible.

And me, too!

Ok. Take it.

I wanted to quit anyway.

Good morning.

What? You're having cramps?

- Marek, something's strange.

- Maybe you've eaten something bad?

Marek, something's going on.

- I'm busy!

- There was a midget with a tube.

Am I not allowed to have

a moment for myself?

Some privacy? A bit?

Finally!

Your iron's broken.

- How are you feeling, dad?

- Not bad, son.

Your blood tests are good!

I knew it!

You're lucky sir.

Your children love you a lot.

So many pyjamas.

For all days of the week.

- I have great children, mister Mzimo.

- And what's that?

- For Sunday?

- Very much, mister Mzimo.

Only ambulances here.

- Actors.

- I've got no info.

Why?! They sent a fax,

so I brought them.

- Sick actors?

- No...

"The Miracle at the Vistula"

is on in the cancer ward.

- Great for patients.

- I'll check.

Pisudski's legionnaires!

- What are you doing here?!

- Me?

- Here's my gynaecologist!

- By the exit to the roof!

It can't be! The roof?

God, I am so absent-minded

with this pregnancy of mine...

- Delta, do you read me?

- Delta, I read you.

Legionnaires are coming

your way... over.

Roger.

What legionnaires?

Pisudski's legionnaires.

Over!

I've waited for ages!

You won't believe what I just saw!

- A midget with a harp?

- Worse. Romans.

So what?

In the EU people get treatment

everywhere. Italians too.

Ancient Romans.

They had helmets with such...

FBI officers arresting

another doctor.

They had swords!

Listen, Baej...

You were to fake insanity.

Got it?! Fake!

But...

Cut this crap

and take me to admissions!

- Feeling unwell?

- No! Arletta broke water!

- For ever?

- My child's being born, you moron!

Since when do you care?

People change, Baej...

Well, come on!

Take this cast, would you!

- But history is being born there!

- Sit and wait!

Or I'll give you

a shot in the ass!

- Maybe we should wait.

- Wait? It's my child!

- I have rights!

- With that leg? Trouble!

Sit and wait, I tell you!

Guys are so stupid!

Honey...

- Did something happen?

- The doctor wants some more tests.

- Now?

- We have to check one thing.

It won't take long.

Can you hear me?

Yes.

Gosia!

Forgive me for this format but...

I still can't look

into your face.

But I want you to know that

I really love you.

And that I suffer because

I can't give you what you deserve.

You are my...

soulmate, you are...

my friend, my shield...

my support...

You are...

everything to me, but...

I can't deceive my nature anymore,

which I have no influence on.

Which chose me...

Gosia...

I love you, Gosia.

I love you and I always will.

I know we both have to

go our own ways.

Especially because there

is someone who

wants to give you much...

much more than I can...

Gosia...

Five, four, three,

two, one, zero!

The twenty-sixth New Year's Eve

party of the Laydees

was their most memorable

in history.

Not because they spent it

on the hospital roof,

with patients,

orchestra and a midget.

Its uniqueness lay

in the absolute certainty that

friendship was a single

soul dwelling in four bodies...

Especially when others join them

with love and devotion.

LAYDEES:

Mama!

What?

It's mine!

I don't know, honey. I have

no idea how this could happen...

Tanned.

Now you'll get fired for sure...

It was worth it.

Will you marry me?

- Is this a proposal?

- Yes.

Agreed.

All of Rome is at your feet,

Caesar.

I don't want Rome.

I want you... Both!

Aren't they huge?

What's up?

Don't screw it, sis!

From ucja or from Korba?

It depends. From

internal and orthopaedics,

me and Mzimo - from cancer.

- Nice clothes.

- This is a plate armour!

I am a legate of the Gemina Martia

fourteenth legion.

You'll excuse me.

Caesar is calling.

I didn't know there is,

a mental ward too.

Man, there's everything here!

The best hospital in the city!

They are so pretentious with

that New Year's Eve

in the middle of summer.

It's pathetic.

- I kind of like it.

- Quiet kid when you speak to me!

And bring me some punch!

Where have you been?

You won't believe

what I just saw!

- A midget with a harp?

- Worse. Romans.

So what?

We're in the EU, right?

Everybody can...

My son's born.

Understand?

F*** me!

It's crazy here.

Text:
Jeff Butcher

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