Lejdis Page #8

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Anything to do with my looks?

Yes.

With my breasts?

Yes, love.

Soon your breasts will be huge!

Doctor Wituch?

Kochanowska speaking.

I've decided!

Why are you at my mom's grave?

My father's, too...

Alright, Yerba.

What's going on?

My father is terminally ill.

He hides it but it's getting worse.

- This grave!

- He wants to be next to your mom.

- He loves her more.

- What?!

He keeps a picture of her.

And your picture too.

Jesus, Lucy!

I'm so happy!

I've made chicken soup for you.

To build up your strength...

Brothers together, as always?

Could I have a bit, too?

Jesus, you look beautiful!

Beautiful as ever!

What is this?!

Soup... A Thai recipe.

For real machos.

- I look quite good?

- Like a goddess!

You are the love of my life!

F***ing hell. Help!

There's so much noise here,

- I can't hear anything.

- The red button!

You want to kill me?!

- Help!

- What is going on here, ucja?

Nothing serious, darling.

Just Baej's attack. He can

scream at washing machines.

What do you mean

by "darling"?

I burn when you don't touch me.

Take me! Just now!

ucja, ucja!

I'll be going.

It was nice to see you again.

But...

- Arletka?

- Hi, guys.

Arletka, I'm so happy.

Here, I brought you some soup.

- What do you mean "no"?

- Simply, no! It's not possible...

How come it's not possible?

I said that I've decided!

I can't do the surgery now

because you are pregnant.

Monia, it's me!

Can I borrow your car?

Sure...

- Did something happen?

- No, nothing, hay fever.

I'll be at the office in 10min.

How is my egg today?

- Ten, doctor!

- Ten what?

- 10cm dilated!

- We're starting to give birth.

I think we shouldn't wait

a moment longer.

- So tomorrow?

- Yes. Tomorrow!

The sooner the better!

Sorry, off to the labour ward.

Oh!

- The lift is out of order.

- I've noticed.

- I'll help you.

- F***, I was stupid.

Understand, it isn't about you.

You run away

but it's not about me.

- I wrote you a letter.

- Oh, wait, let me guess...

"Dear wife, I don't want to hurt you

but unfortunately he called and..."

Wait!

"You can kiss my ass now, bye...

PS. You're wonderful,

but unfortunately you're..."

Wait!

"...a woman. Yours till today.

Artur."

So, you see I'm touched.

I'm sorry.

You said you wanted to have

a child, you pig.

Oh, supper...

Make it yourselves, you fags!

What happened?!

My lift is out of order!

I was supposed to get pregnant

tomorrow! I feel like dying!

How could he?

That fag!

He is my husband.

- A husband wouldn't do that.

- So where is yours now?

Mum...

Szymek, go out!

This is adult stuff!

- Isn't it too late?

- No, go play football!

- Exercise is important!

- Thanks!

Listen, you're right.

They always cheat, you know.

Whether they're after tits

or d*cks doesn't really matter.

But you can do the same.

But I'm not attracted to women.

I'm talking about the child, stupid!

You can have it with anyone.

Until tomorrow?

It will be f***ing hard.

Dad!

Look who's come...

- Hello.

- Hello, mister Istvan.

Yes, it's me.

It's ucja speaking,

Goka's friend.

It's a pleasure!

I also feel very sorry about

the death of your husband.

Oh, yes... Thank you.

I'm calling to ask

if you love Goka?

- Of course!

- What about a baby with her?

I haven't thought about

that yet, but...

Well...

He hasn't thought about that yet.

Hello, Istvan. It's Goka.

You have time till tomorrow!

- Yes, tomorrow at my place!

- Where?

Where, in Warsaw!

So bye!

Wait.

Is your lift out of order, too?

What f***ing lift?!

I'm pregnant!

Auntie, help!

It's completely insane here!

- F***, Szymek, I'm not "auntie"!

- Sorry! It's out of control!

Uncle Artur is gay

and aunt Gosia can't have children!

Aunt Monia wants an abortion!

- Where's your mother?

- She tried to cheer them up.

Get them some painkillers

and I'll think of something, ok?

Ok, aunt... Korba. Ok.

I have to go.

Don't abandon me with this.

I won't let him die.

Take care.

Tomek! Tomek!

- Monia is pregnant!

- What?

Monia is pregnant!

We'll have a daddy.

It's your fault!

My fault? It's you who took

nicotine patches for birth control!

- It's because of your smoking!

- You made me quit.

You said I stink a million times!

Tomek I don't want the baby!

I'm not ready!

You can't change it!

- Yes I can!

- I won't let you!

Oh? Will you tell the police?

Put your own wife in jail?

You f***ing Caligula!

Magorzata, bad news.

Should I put off the conception date?

I arranged...

It's not the right time for a baby.

- We have to do a biopsy.

- A biopsy?

At first I thought it was

a fibroid or a cyst.

Now I have doubts.

We have to dispel them.

I had to tell him.

F*** your "I had to".

You're a c*nt.

And a snitch. That's all.

I don't want to see

your face again!

Hi, I see you've been

waiting for me.

Korba?!

You haven't been waiting?

- I waited for a very long time...

- Honey?

Korba? It's nice of you to drop by,

maybe you'd like to come in?

Gosia, I was really surprised!

Of course I want to!

A baby, another baby, a dog,

an alligator, a house...

- Gosia, what's the matter?

- Nothing. Go away.

But... It was supposed

to be today, right?

- Yeah, it's all sh*t now!

- I don't understand.

You think I do? Go away!

Yeah, f*** off!

Stop nagging me!

- I'm scared, dad.

- Quite unnecessarily!

Everything will be just perfect.

You've lied to yourself

your whole life.

- I never deceived myself.

- And now?

What have you got?

I told you she'd leave!

It was worth it anyway.

That woman ruined your life!

She gave me the most

precious thing I've got.

Oh? I wonder what?

You.

Don't smoke.

Don't smoke in front of your child.

Pregnancy was wonderful.

Tomek gave up the Romans

and followed Monia everywhere.

Her father bloomed

and rejoiced at the thought

of having a grandchild.

Monia realized that she carried

her own key to happiness.

It was also the key

to the happiness of her loved ones.

Wojtek proved to be a wonderful

man and Szymek adored him.

ucja, seeing her son so happy,

fell in love with her neighbour

but decided not to show her feelings,

believing in a less than clever,

yet surprisingly popular saying:

"Whatever will be, will be".

Korba finally understood

what she lost in Erwin.

She didn't give up

and focused on her ill father.

Surprisingly, finding her family

made her feel happier

than she expected.

Goka's fate was being

decided all summer.

There where many moments

of despair

and Ioneliness that Goka

never thought was possible.

Fortunately, after

a long time of doubt,

her tumour turned out

to be benign.

- Stop roaming around!

- I wish I could.

- A Roman's child.

- You shouldn't be here.

- Neither should you.

- I'm serious!

Stay away from hospitals

in your condition.

- The third month is special.

- Stop it, Goka!

- Stop acting like my Tomek.

- If I were pregnant...

- You will be!

- Pregnant!

- They're removing my ovary.

- But one will stay!

- We'll see.

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