Les gamins Page #6

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you can't see it

Lola, my dream was you

Lola, it's Dad.

I'm back home again with your mother.

I have something to tell you.

It's very important.

Come over.

I can't talk about it on the phone.

Take care.

What's your problem?

I didn't study at the Conservatoire

to sing with some pissy missy

about good manners!

Parents love good manners.

We'll make a bomb!

Just name your price.

No, I'm not doing it.

It's out of the question.

How about 120,000 euros?

Maybe.

But it won't be for the money.

Whore...

I only have 2 minutes

before I call the States.

Got something for me?

It's not for Mimi Zozo.

It's a song

that'll launch a new star.

Thomas.

As a singer?

Yeah.

Some guys never give up.

Tension

at the Nuclear Security Summit

this evening in Paris.

Iran has expressed

its indignation

after nuclear installations

near Natanz

were damaged last night.

Iran complete pastrami

for international system basket

of you.

Iran counts among its...

They understands!

What's up?

I have two surprises for you.

You'll have your best evening ever.

That's the first.

Lola?

What are you doing here, LOLA?

Lola?!

Dad called. It sounded bad.

Not at all.

Aren't you going to introduce me?

My mother, Romain.

Romain, my mother.

Very pleased to meet you, ROMAIN.

Sh*t, Gilbert!

The pleasure is mine.

We were worried.

Get out.

What's wrong?

I've been trying to reach you.

- Hi, Romain.

- How do you do?

You know it's the summit tonight.

The summit... I totally forgot.

Maybe you should head back.

What do you mean?

Why bring me here?

Sweetheart, it's because...

it's important that you know

we're much happier.

Exactly.

That's why you sent for me?

The bathroom, please?

Down there on the left.

Thank you.

We bumped...

You're a good mommy.

And I've been a naughty boy!

Nice mommy shorts...

You like it.

What a nice, ripe apricot!

Suzanne...

You know your stuff, Suzanne, huh?

You like youngsters, huh?

What the f***?!

What's going on?

You're here?

I can explain.

I think you should explain, Gilbert.

No, I'll explain.

I keep thinking about you.

I made the biggest mistake

of my life.

I'm totally lost.

So you decided to scare my boyfriend?

He was jerking off to your mother!

Jerking off to what?

Listen, I...

To my mother?

You jerked off to my wife?

Yes, I think he jerked off to me.

Is that right?

Thank you.

Thank you for doing this to me.

Are there any French singers

you'd like to work with?

I heard a song today

by a young guy, Thomas Brenner.

That was the second surprise.

He wants to see you tonight.

That's incredible.

I'm happy for you.

I have to go. I'll try

to get through my summit somehow.

It's much less fun.

Don't keep Iggy Pop waiting.

I need your badge, sir.

You were trying to help?

Yeah...

Have you seen

a small brunette pass by?

Lola Saraco, do you know her?

Very slim, with her hair tied up.

With a skirt up to her ass...

That way.

France has worked for years

to promote nuclear security

on an international level.

We believe

in each nation's responsibilities

while recognizing the key role

of intergovernmental cooperation.

I wish to thank

all those

who helped organize this event.

Lola, can you hear me?

Mr. Lucas Brocca for France...

Speak only Farsi this time

to make yourself understood.

I'm so angry,

I couldn't say it in French anyway.

Try to calm down, sir.

We need to negotiate.

I'm not negotiating. I'll show them

who they're up against.

Can you hear me?

Our Iranian counterpart,

Mr. Reza Sadeqi, will now join us.

Can anyone hear me?

Good evening to one and all.

I'm very happy to be here tonight.

Thank you for the welcome

and the buffet.

The salmon was delicious.

I had two helpings!

What's so funny?

Because I look like

a beardy terrorist?

How did I get through customs?

Orly Airport is a shithole!

Let me present our offer.

It's an all-inclusive seven-day trip,

transport by ship included.

Every room has its own Jacuzzi.

Why not come to the club?

This is an excellent offer!

And now, the weather.

Tomorrow, it will be

27 in Shiraz, 17 in Tehran,

19 in Meshed.

The Mistral

and the Tramontana will blow

fairly strongly.

And we wish all Mathildes

a happy name day.

Did I tell you

I have 3 testicles?

Did I mention that minor defect?

Lola, come back!

Screw Iggy Pop and gold records.

I want you!

How much d'you want

to sleep with the Iranian for a week?

If you come back,

I'll do things with him

that you can't find

on the worst adult websites.

So I take back a failed singer

who can't even meet Iggy Pop?

I'll do anything.

It's ok.

I got what I needed in there.

Really?

Really.

If I have to prove my love,

I'll find the Iranian

in his dressing room

and eat his a...

Good manners

Come on, sir, tell us

what not to do

Don't speak

with your mouth full

Or put your elbows

on the table

Good manners

Come on, sir, tell us

what to do

You say

"please" and "thank you"

And cover your mouth

when you yawn

Lola!

Guess who I'm with.

No, Lola.

I'll put him on.

Yes, sweetheart.

Hold on a second...

You let him bang

your chick like that?

I'll make him

weep for his life.

Trap the bastard

and kneecap the f***er.

Once he's down, wham,

we redo his smile

with a gun butt.

I take two homies

and we make him weep

for his old lady.

Augustin?

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