Les Tuche & la caméra Page #6

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I love when you speak.

"Like a Hurricane" by Stphanie of Monaco.

"Only the thunder resounds,...

"swirls...

"Tambouronne!

"Like a Hurricane...

"The storm in me...

"has swept past...

"having devastated our lives...

"This is a fire...

"which can't be stopped."

Now, I call on my husband, Jeff.

Come on.

~ It's a bit your song.

~ Especially your song.

"Like a hurricane that passed over me.

"Love...

"took everything...

"having devastated our lives.

"Raging waves can no longer stop..."

Mario, Babalido, Kikou,...

the three leaders.

The top names, the future of football.

How much do they want?

100 million among the 3.

In two years they will be worth...

~ three times that

~ Even ten times?

This is serious football, Jeff. You won't want them...

in your club? Imagine your family...

in the gallery...

next to Stphanie of Monaco. Donald would be proud.

What does Zizou say?

He's my friend. He informs me and I'm doing things myself.

But I still have only 80.

Really?

Forget it.

It will be a matter for another day.

Wait. Wait.

We can do what?

20 million is missing. Apart from the mortgage...

~ on your house, I see it.

~ Cathy would not want...

~ to give up the house.

~ No,...

the bank lends you money with your home as collateral.

I didn't know. That's good.

Therefore, I'll get a mortgage. I'll talk to Cathy.

If you want, but it's not good to mix women and business.

The Lotto was a fluke,...

but this is a decision of the head of the household.

Leave Cathy out of it.

To the Tuches?

Tuche!

If the Chinese miners continue to strike...

there will be a huge shortage.

More than just tungsten. Do you follow me?

Hurry. You're supposed to be in art until 6 PM.

I've almost finished.

Well, I'm going on.

Our financial transaction is to buy

a low-cost Western tungsten mine...

closed as non-competitive.

I've located one...

in Portugal. It's...

the largest deposit...

in Europe. You can have it...

for 150 million Euros. That's good, right?

Any questions?

This is business, man.

~ There are other partners.

~ No. We must act now.

~ You trust me?

~ Yes.

I only have 70 million. We're 80 million short.

80? My father has that. I'll go talk to him.

Your Dad?

Right now, in your supermarket in Monaco...

take advantage of a kilo of tomato promotion...

for 19.90 Euros.

Hello, who's this?

Georges Diouf?

Diouf?

Diouf, Diouf...Diouf? Diouf?

Of l'AS Monaco?

There's an autopilot.

You know that?

"The Seasons" by Vivaldi. I know the number.

What is it? It was good, his music.

Can I...

~ talk to you?

~ News travels fast.

Hey...

It's not done yet, but I wanted to say...

I've got big plans for you.

Must not talk, eh?

When that is done, I want you to consider...

as a benevolent father...

that will sustain you.

It touches me deeply.

A Tuche, who touches you.

~ Thank Stphanie...

~ Who, Stphanie?

We want to get married.

Are you stupid or what?

My daughter can't get married.

~ Because I'm black? Racist!

~ Me, racist? Repeat that!

~ She's 18, and you're a grownup!

~ I'm 21.

~ That's five years difference!

~ Three.

~ Three?

Right, three. Your daughter has changed my life.

She is so perfect.

She's Miss Bouzolles.

I should have told you about before. I love her.

It's me who's sorry.

You're a good guy, it shows.

It's just...

I have not seen her grow up, the little one.

I'll always remember her at age five.

I'll tell you one thing,...

if you have a son who plays on my team, I'd like it.

You'll be my eyes.

What do you mean, your team?

Yeah, Bichard, don't worry,...

the bank agreed to mortgage the home.

I'll bring you the 100 million in cash tomorrow.

All right, L'htel Royal. 5 PM, that's fine.

Bye.

Omar?

It's me. Bad news,...

my father is going to get ripped off.

You sure about this guy? You risk losing your dough.

It's my friend, Bichard.

And Zizou is his friend.

Look, I'll call him.

~ I never want to see you in Monaco again.

~ OK.

Get out.

Thanks.

"Daniel Bichard. I'll take a message. Dany Bichard. I'll call you back."

What has happened?

They took the money.

Pull yourself together.

Go on, Mom.

~ Enter Grenoble on the GPS.

~ Yes, dear.

I sign for the mine in Portugal in two hours.

Are you sure about this?

Suppose it makes no money?

He won't miss it. My dad acted like a kid.

He has no concept of money. This money has turned his head.

I could have said that they had lost nothing, we were rich,...

but it would again be like before.

So I said nothing. I let him squirm.

100 million and there's nothing left?

No, but...is this a joke?

It's Georges Diouf.

He has Zidane on the phone.

He doesn't know Bichard.

Bichard? But how we could we be conned?

Don't touch me.

Pardon, my dearest.

I wanted to fart higher than my butt.

Fortunately, we have a home.

Oh, no,...

You're not telling me...

I mortgaged it.

MOM!

Back to square one.

Don't say that.

Close enough.

We're meant to be poor. That's how it is.

I'll never be a star.

I guess not. Stay here with Georges.

No, I can't leave my family.

It's not possible.

We'll survive together.

Explain that to my parents. They want a divorce.

I'm sorry.

I'll miss you, Cathy.

Thanks for Jean-Wa.

I never knew how to deal with my kid.

You bet. What about me?

Quack-Quack isn't the idiot of the family --- that's me.

It's a shame, I liked Monaco.

The air felt good.

Mom, you've sobered up?

Vazniek.

VAZNIEK.

How are you?

You can't leave...

like that.

How about the kids' match? And my son?

I've made my decision. It's better this way.

I understand.

He said yes!

OH MONACO...

OH MONACO...

IT'S ALWAYS WARM AT YOUR PLACE.

OH MONACO, OH MONACO...

YOUR ROCK IS VERY BEAUTIFUL.

OH MONACO...

OH MONACO...

WE ALSO FOUND YOU...

AT THE BISTRO...

One for Tuche!

TUCHE FOR ONE!

You're leaving Monaco?

Yeah.

Come back whenever you want.

Thank you, Stphanie.

What's wrong, my dearest?

It's all right.

Now we can go back to Bouzolles.

Are you asleep?

No. I can't.

You know, my boy,...

I wanted to tell you that from today,...

you're not Quack-Quack anymore.

You're my Donald.

I'm not too busy for you.

Now, we'll do whatever you want.

If you don't want to play...

football, it does not matter.

You'll do rugby.

How about basketball?

OK.

You won't do sport. It's not important.

You see, what counts,...

is that you're happy.

Because if you're not happy,...

well, I won't be happy, either.

And above all...

Above all, I would like to say...

Yeah?

That I love you, my Donald.

Shut that album and eat your yogurt.

We got back to Bouzolles...

and we again become a real family.

This is the end of the story.

The end, almost the end.

A year later, Omar called me.

Our investment in the mine yielded quite a bit.

We had doubled our money: 200 million.

I had to break the news to my parents.

~ Well, Mom?

~ Cathy?

Vazniek!

Well, as long as we don't repeat the mistakes of Monaco.

My parents understood that their place was in Bouzolles.

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