Les Tuche & la caméra Page #5

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Turn off the TV and come to bed.

Don't forget you're being punished.

I can't sleep.

Let's go.

You've got to be ready to get good grades without cheating.

I got those good grades without cheating.

Don't talk back.

Go on, off to bed.

And give me a kiss.

You don't deserve a kiss.

Good night.

Good...Donald?

~ Vazniek.

~ That's right, Granny. Go ahead and pick...

some flowers.

Good night.

Monaco! Monaco!

Monaco won! 8 - 7, a magnificent match!

The whole Country Club...

was there! We are Mongasques!

Check out the champagne!

Where are the kids?

I don't know.

What?

On a night of victory?

Well, thanks to me.

What happened to you, my dearest?

~ Aren't you proud?

~ Yes, but...

It's Donald.

I'm worried...

~ he's lagging behind.

~ That's hardly new.

He keeps saying he didn't cheat.

21/20, how can we believe that?!

At the same time, for him it's a lot of changes.

For us too, for that matter.

You think?

OK...

It's weird, though.

We have everything we want...

and at the same time...

I don't know.

I feel like we're missing something.

Our old life in Bouzolles?

No, not necessarily.

It's good here. And we're starting...

to make some friends.

Quack-Quack's in bed?

Yes. He's being punished, I remind you.

He went off without giving me a kiss.

Right, then...

Quack-Quack.

Quack-Quack!

We won. 8 to 7.

Jean-Wa scored 6 goals. I signed autographs.

~ Join the team whenever you want.

~ Let me sleep.

Your football gives me pain.

Don't talk about football like that. Excuse yourself.

And you, excuse yourself for waking me up!

I don't like football.

Now buzz off.

Place your bets.

~ 9,000 on 20.

~ Betting's closed.

30 and Red --- they go hand in hand.

My youngest doesn't care a bit about a night of victory.

5,000 on 17.

What happened at the stadium, it was beautiful.

Seeing those kids behind you...

who would not let go,...

it gave me goosebumps.

Not to slam your money, but you've got better things to do.

Like, you could be club president.

17 Red and Odd --- no winners.

L'AS Tuche Monaco?

Hey...

Place your bets.

There we go.

This failure of Quack-Quack.

What?

Be proud of me.

I didn't dare tell you, Jeff,...

but that's it. That's it.

Eat, or it'll get cold.

You're going out? Where are you going?

To go dancing with Ice Tea.

You're beautiful, Salma.

Before, you dressed poorly. But now you're getting it.

Mom, why are we sleeping over at the Tuches?

Well...because...

Do you still love Dad?

Of course.

I've always loved your daddy.

But right now, we no longer understand each other.

That's how it is, Jean-Wa. That's life.

Jean-Wa.

Jean-Wa?

I'll trade you a week's homework...

for your father's email address.

I'm tired. I scored 6 goals today.

Even if it looks like you'll have 21/20 in math?

elassad.omar@assad.fr

Thanks.

~ Things OK tonight?

~ Trust me.

~ This is the place to be.

~ You prefer the marina?

You want to be a star? Let's play, Cinderella.

You can clear the track...

and put this?

I play my own CD.

It was a favorite of my sister, who died.

~ It's at least 4,000!

~ Really?

I never believed.

I would have said...

~ They makes you afraid, those black holes?

~ Yeah, really.

A shuttle to Pluto, you'd take it?

Heavy. Pluto, I won't refuse.

~ Can I offer you a drink?

~ How about a bottle?

For him, I'm just the mother of his children.

He's forgotten I'm a woman.

Cathy, he hasn't touched me for over five months.

But I still love him.

My poor dear. Me, Jeff, it's more like every five hours.

And Bichard?

Bichard doesn't even look at me.

It's impossible not to look at a girl like you.

He knows you're married.

He respects you.

I'm sick of respect, I want him to kiss me a little.

Can I ask you something?

Since you got rich, are you happier?

Oh, yeah. The money changes everything.

~ The thing is...

~ Yeah?

My father no longer makes fries.

Ah!

One for Tuche...

The next day,...

Mouna and Jean-Wa went home.

Mom decided we needed a big family meal.

French fries!

French fries!

Here, dig in!

And with cheese, too!

Listen up...

Along with Mouna, we're organizing a sale for the association...

of Princess Stphanie.

I'm to disguise myself?

A football fan?

Very funny.

A Masked Ball charity,...

isn't...

No, imagine a fair,...

a draw,...

like a raffle.

What do you say?

I'll dress like Tuche Daddy.

We won't disguise ourselves.

Just the fair, that's not a good idea.

If you used...

the niche fair trade show...

and a merchandising ethic,...

why not?

You're possessed, Quack-Quack?

What film is this?

This is the result of my reflection.

~ What are you talking about, fag?

~ Wilfried! Knock it off!

Let's hear what you've come up with.

I can defend myself. His sarcasm...

only conceals a denial...

of his homosexuality.

Say that again!

Your outfit...

and your macho attitude isn't fooling anyone, Wil.

You've got more jewelry that Mom and Stphanie put together.

~ Well...

~ Wil?

~ Are you gay?

~ Give me a break!

Shut up. You're talking bullshit.

Who do you want?

Raphal? Puff Daddy? Both?

Wil! We happen to be having a meal here.

I'm going to bed, I'm sleepy.

If you didn't spend your nights...

you know...

much less...you'll have to see...

Right?

On this day, it looked like a rainy Sunday...

in Bouzolles.

Okay, the report, Mr. T.

~ You are Mr. Assad?

~ Come on, we need to talk.

~ Hello.

~ Hello.

It's funny, huh? This is unprecedented.

Here you are, my duckling.

~ How was your day?

~ Fine.

Donald, my Quack-Quack.

I told you, with Mouna,...

we're organizing a charity event to benefit...

the Association of Princess Stphanie.

~ Are you in?

~ Yes.

Perfect.

~ Good bye.

~ Good bye.

You see, Valentina, finally, you're made for camping.

~ Hi, Granny.

~ Vazniek.

Honestly, Stphanie,...

I'm not sure that this enthusiasm is genuine. We're just...

a distraction to the establishment.

They grow weary of Tuche.

You talking to me?

BARONESS, THE FLEET!

BARONESS,...

THE FLEET!

BARONESS, THE FLEET!

Congratulations, you're the best!

Ladies and gentlemen, next lot:...

a beautiful basket mold.

The basket mold, for your applause.

Granny Suze...

Suspense.

And the winner is number...

~ Nianf!

~ 28!

We must give it.

Here we are. So, Valentina, how does it feel to win?

I am so happy.

I thank Cathy and Mouna...

for this raffle...

at 5,000 Euros per ticket.

What a great idea.

Thanks also...

to Jeff Tuche for his commitment...

to our children.

Long live the Tuche family,...

and thank you! Thank you!

~ You're a star, Jeff.

~ Oh, please.

You know, people adore you.

Ah, sh*t.

What? You've got a problem?

It's my bank in New York,...

who want to follow me on Zizou's case.

Too bad, a big blow. I'm sorry.

But you're too cool, Diouf!

If you tell him, my father will kill you.

I love you, I have no choice.

Georges, I'm yours, but watch out.

Play defensively, avoid the fouls, otherwise it's a red card.

And not tonight. OK, my love?

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