Life Is Sweet Page #3
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- Year:
- 1990
- 103 min
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Yeah?
How long have
you been here?
Oh fifteen
twenty minutes
Oh you
haven't Aubrey
Straight up
Nicola -
What?
Why didn't you tell me Aubrey was here
you knew I was sitting out the back
No I never
Yes you did
Are you
calling me a liar?
Yes I am
calling you a liar
I thought you had
gone for a walk
Don't be so stupid I've never
been for a walk in me life have I
No sweat
Come and have a little
seat in the garden
Take your coat off
get the sun on yourself
Well she's
a nice girl
Yeah nice with her
head in a bucket
Look at that
brilliant
Tell you what mate I'll let you have
these comestibles for nothing
I promise
you Andy
You go down White Hart Lane
on a Saturday for the home games
A man of your skills
a couple of hundred beef burgers
You'll make a fortune
I'm telling you
Excuse me guvnor
I'll have 4 hamburgers
3 egg burgers
A sausage roll and onion
A tea, a bovril
and a large vodka
Sold to the man
with the beard
I have to admit Patsy
I am tempted
No
No regrets
No
No regret rien
Oh yeah that's what
I remember yeah
She sang it
in French
Yeah she was
from France
She was thin
She was thin
she was French
She dead though
ain't she
Yeah she was
a prostitute
So
Shut up
The sparrow
Yeah the little sparrow
that's right yeah
So are you all
set then Aubrey?
Got all your little menus
printed up and everything?
Oh yeah -
Yeah good
No I haven't actually
Oh blimey
when do you open?
Tuesday
Well it only gives you
a couple of days
what they want to eat
They might not
want to eat
Oh here
we go
Don't be stupid
it's a restaurant
So
It's alright by me if they don't want to eat
they can bask in the atmosphere
Oh blimey you're not going to make
much profit that way Aubrey
No manger-e
no sweat
That's daft
No it aint
Parisien
Why don't they
eat in Paris then?
Good one
Seven
Two-fifty
I'll come
down to six
Right three hundred
Five-fifty
So I'll give you three hundred now
and fifty when I've checked out the gear
Five hundred
Four hundred
Four fifty
Four twenty five
Alright done - right-
it's a deal
Cheers
Hang on hang on
drop the wheel
Drop the wheel
there you go
and up
Hey how about that
sweet as a nut
Genius
Just get parked up
be right back
Off you go
Oh Andy
What do
you think?
Oh Andy
you haven't
She loves
it Patsy
Look at it, mobile goldmine
I can feel it in me water
Oh Andy you're
joking me?
I'm not, I promise
God's truth, no word of a lie
Have you
bought it?
Yeah good
isn't it?
No -
Great
What do
you reckon?
Not much
Andy it's a heap
of rubbish
What do
you mean?
Well look at it
It's got
character isn't it
I love it
It's disgusting
Eh?
It's ecologically
unsound
You're ecologically
unsound
Bollocks
What do you
reckon Nat?
It's embarrassing
Eh?
Nah, you and me
soon get it licked into shape
You must
be joking
It's all rusty
No no Wendy
that is just superficial
Know what
I mean
Bit of treatment, nice coat of paint
it'll come up lovely
This is you
isn't it?
Eh?
Oh Patsy
Excuse me mate
if you don't mind
What?
Oh yeah
yeah cool
Isn't it great Aub?
Yeah yeah
yeah it's eh
The possibilities
are eh..y'know
Yeah it's all there, the works
all you need
Where're you going to keep it Andy?
'cause you're not keeping it here
Get a lock-up
or something
Andy
I'll be right with you mate
just give me what's it's
Andy
What's going
on Patsy?
Nothing
Well how much is he
paying you for it then?
Well that is not for
me to say Wendy
You're behaving
like a big kid
Don't be cheeky
Alright Patsy
Andy where're
you going?
Ten minutes Wend
Where're you going
I'll be right back -
Bye bye Wendy
Andy
What's he doing?
Getting conned
As usual
Aubrey are
you alright?
Oh blimey
I thought you had
copped it then
Yeah sorry it went
up on me there
Yeah
I wondered what
was happening and...
Have a
cup of tea
Ah jackpot
There you
go mate
Thanks very
much Andy
Alright mate I'll see
you through the week
Don't you
want a lift?
Nah I've got to
go and see me old Mum
Alright -
Y'know what I mean
Alright cheers
all the best
To be honest
with you
It's worth far more in scrap value alone
than what I paid for it
So what did you
pay for it then?
What?
Well..what I done I mean I haven't
actually.. it depends what you mean by
See he's not
cracking on Aubrey
No no no I know
what I'm doing
Ha ha could
of fooled me
Well I hope you didn't pay
more than ten quid for it
Well I paid more than ten quid for it
yeah but look at it, it's an investment
Tory
So what do you think
about it Aubrey?
Yeah mate
It's..
Now be honest
Yeah gilt edged
y'know
See Aubrey
knows the game
Can't go wrong
Ronald McDonald had to
start somewhere didn't he
Oh blimey it's old Big Mac
sitting here look
So when are we going to
see your restaurant then Aub
Yeah
Whenever
you like
Have a
little nose
Yeah before you open
if you want any advice
He wants it to
be a success Dad
Shut up -
Yeah
I'd love you to
see my restaurant
Don't get me wrong
I'm confident
Infact I'm
mega confident
Oh are you?
I just haven't had any
outside input y'know
Oh haven't you?
We could go
now Wend
Yeah alright
He might want
to stay here
Well what does he
want to stay here for?
'cause
He can do
what he likes
We can go now
yeah cool
Well yeah yeah
yeah great
Just give me us minute
to powder my nose then
Hey
Andy have
you fell in?
What?
We've seen it all
before y'know
He fell in
the water
Prat -
Boring git
Shut up
one of these days Andy
You alright Andy?
Yeah mate just
mucking about
Aubrey
Oh blimey
I thought we were
going to take off then
I've got no handles I can't get out -
Yeah I know that's why I'll have to come around
Hey Andy I thought we
were going to fly then
I can't get
it up ooh
That's fantastic isn't look
look Wend tres exclusive
It's nice Andy -
Yeah great
It's in good nick isn't it -
I like the lamps
Oh that's where you're going
to keep your little menus is it in there?
Yeah I can't find
the key though
Well you need
a key Aub
What is it?
Aw it's a little
pet cat look
It's a little moggy
Aw bless him
Yeah it's
fantastic isn't it
I was going to
put this up here
Oh you can't
No not in a restaurant Aubrey
it'll put people off their food
No it'll smell -
Yeah
See what I'm going
for here is eh..
The street
Eh the War -
Yeah
and I've got these accordians
from a car boot sale
and I'm going to stick
them up there and eh
They are going to
represent the eh
Music of Paris
Do they
work Aubrey?
No they're
knackered
I got the three of them
for 17.50 y'know
They saw you
coming mate
Yeah well
the birdcages
I'm going to hang them
up all over the ceiling
Yeah you've got a
load of them ain't you
They're going to eh
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