Little Big Man Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1970
- 139 min
- 1,478 Views
...might be able
to see a miracle,
one I have witnessed
many times before.
The power of this
elixir has been proven
to reverse men's ills...
It'll cure your sores and...
During my years with
Meriweather,
he lost an eye as a result
of a fifth ace
dropping out of his sleeve
in a poker game.
It didn't faze him, though.
Deception was his life's blood,
even if it caused him
to get whittled down
kind of gradual-like.
Thank you.
You're improving, Jack.
You just can't seem to get rid
of that streak of honesty
in you.
The one that ruined you was
that damned Indian, old Tepee.
You mean Old Lodge Skins.
He gave you a vision
of moral order in the universe,
and there isn't any.
Those stars twinkle
in a void, there, boy,
and the two-legged creature
schemes and dreams beneath them,
all in vain.
All in vain, Jack.
You hear anything?
Listen to me!
Two-legged creature
will believe anything,
and the more preposterous,
the better.
Whales speak French
at the bottom of the sea.
The horses of Arabia
have silver wings.
Pygmies mate with elephants
in darkest Africa.
I have sold
all those propositions.
Or maybe we're all fools,
and none of it matters.
Ah.
You stay
with Allardyce Meriweather,
and you'll wear silk.
But I don't know as
I want to wear silk.
My dear boy, what else
can a man of parts wear
than silk?
Tar and feathers,
I reckon!
All right.
Sit right there.
Don't make no moves
unless you want a little
daylight in your liver.
What, may I ask, brings you out
into the wilds
at this hour, sir?
- Is them the ones?
- That's them.
I see'd this young 'un
somewhere before.
I never been in this country.
You look mighty familiar, bub.
Oh! Sir!
What's you got in there?
Lye?
Well, sir, now you can hardly
expect me
to reveal its constituents.
Sir, please, you're... you know
you're-you're wasting
precious medicine.
Seven folks are half dead
because of this
precious medicine.
What's in it?
Why, nothing harmful,
I assure you.
What?!
Mostly water.
Whiskey, a little pepper,
oil of cloves, um, um...
...ginger root...
Whew!
Ugh, what's that?
What's what?
Oh, that.
It's a dozen snake heads
to give it strength.
All right, boys!
Let's burn them feathers.
Yee-ha!
Got caught, Jack, that's all.
Life contains a particle
of risk.
Mr. Meriweather, you don't know
when you're licked.
Licked?
I'm not licked.
I'm tarred and feathered,
that's all.
All right, boys.
I reckon
they've been run enough.
I know I see'd you somewhere.
What's your name, son?
Jack Crabb.
Lord above!
I've tarred
and feathered my own brother!
It's wonderful, Jack.
I can give you something
you never had before.
And something
A real...
family life.
Yeah.
You are back in the bosom
of your family, Jack.
Okay,
now you.
Caroline, I mean, I don't...
I don't know anything
about guns.
I mean,
I never even carried none.
Oh,
Lord, what kind of upbringing
did them Injuns give you?
Never carried no gun?
Why, a man ain't complete
without a gun.
Go snake-eyed.
Do what?
Like this...
Like this!
All right.
Now, draw and shoot
that bottle,
before you touch the gun.
But Caroline, how can
I draw and shoot the gun
before I touch it?
Concentrate. Try it.
Oh!
Hot damn!
Yeah.
Caroline was right.
It is possible to shoot a gun
before you touch it.
Of course,
it takes lightning reflexes,
and considerable
snake-eyed concentration.
Throw up three.
Why, Hickok hisself
can't hit three.
Throw up three.
Natural born gunfighter.
So it was
I entered my gunfighter period.
You're crowding me.
Oh, Kid... I didn't
s- see you; I'm sorry.
It's stupid of me
to take up all the room.
I was just talking here.
Set me up with a sody-pop.
Yes, sir.
Right away, Kid.
The Soda Pop Kid,
that's what they called me.
Sody-pop, he wants.
Anything wrong with that,
stranger?
Oh, not a thing, friend.
In fact, I admire
the style of it.
Might I ask
who I are addressing?
I'm Wild Bill Hickok.
Well, I'm...
I'm pleased to meet you,
I'm sure.
The pleasure's mutual, friend.
Bring your soda pop over here
and sit for a while.
I can break three bottles
throwed in the air.
That's shootin'.
How many men have you...
gunned down?
I don't rightly recollect.
How many have you?
Oh, about...
two dozen.
Is that a fact?
No, it wasn't a fact at all.
During my gunfighter period,
I was an awful liar.
I wouldn't have estimated
your total that high.
No offense intended, old Hoss,
but you don't have the look
of murder in your eye.
Like, for example,
that buzzard over there.
Him?
Well, he's just a common drunk.
What you so nervous about?
Gettin' shot.
I got a full house!
I got a...
I got a full house.
Now you got me doing it.
Sorry.
Hold the fort a while,
old horse,
while I get another bottle.
Did you know the man, Bill?
Never saw the gent before.
Mr. Hickok,
that man is really dead.
Got him through the lungs
and heart both.
Selling your gunfighter outfit.
Turning in
your gun.
Well, I'm sorry, Caroline...
There ain't nothin'
in this world more useless
than a gunfighter
who can't shoot people.
Men!
Hyah-ha!
There went the bosom
of my family.
Having tried religion,
the snake oil business,
and gunfightin', without
no great amount of success,
I took me a partner,
become a respectable
storekeeper,
and married Olga,
a Swedish girl who couldn't
hardly speak no English.
Preserve the moment.
Yes.
Olga, shall I carry you
over the threshold?
Ja.
It-it... it's a custom.
Ja.
Well, it ain't much now, Olga,
but me and my partner,
we got... we got big plans.
Free enterprise
and honest sweat.
Ja. Ja.
I don't understand
this bill of lading.
It looks like
I'm being charged twice
for the same goods.
Ja, the bills of the store.
It must be
a bookkeeping error.
Honest Jack Applebaum
wouldn't do that to me.
Ja, enough the bills.
Come and get some rest.
I must be making the mistake.
Ja!
The rest. The body.
You needs it.
Yeah.
Maybe I do.
Rest!
Olga... Olga, come on.
We'll get out of this
somehow.
One little thing about
my new business partner...
he was a thief.
...25 cents for this
musical instrument.
This glorious
musical instrument
this glorious musical instrument
that I present to you now.
I want you to take a look
at this beautiful
musical instrument.
Who will take this beautiful
instrument? Who will take it?
That is a pathetic scene.
Yes, sir.
wiped out
by economic misfortune.
- I find it touching.
- Yes, sir.
I'll never forget
the first time I set eyes
on General
George Armstrong Custer.
Ruined! That what we is, Jack!
Ruined!
Do you have another trade,
my good man?
Well, General, I...
not exactly.
Then take my advice: Go west.
West! Oh! Oh!
My wife, she... she's
awful scared of Indians.
My dear woman,
you have nothing to fear
from the Indians;
I give you
my personal guarantee.
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