Little Bitches Page #9

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They're shooting at us!

What?

What the f***? Annie, Annie!

Watch out! Watch out!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Annie!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god, the beeramyd!

Holy sh*t.

Yes, queen! Heh!

That's my, my best friend.

Annie, I'm so proud of you,

dude. Did you get some dick?

Hey, what's up, Phil?

You're hilarious. Hi.

Hey.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I love you.

I love you more.

I love you the most.

I love you so much.

I love you the mostest.

Okay. Cool.

Okay.

Kelly.

I'm feeling very confident,

and I request your presence.

Come over here, please.

I gotta pee.

No, you don't gotta pee.

You're staying.

You're waiting right here.

I love you guys so much.

I love you more than anything.

You're my best friends.

There's only one way to do this.

We gotta do a group hug.

We gotta do a group hug.

We got to.

Yes.

Aw.

Shut the f*** up!

Enough emotional sh*t!

Look who we have here.

Oh, busted. Busted!

Andy.

Over here.

Move, you basic b*tches.

I'm coming.

Don't start without me.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Congrats, b*tches.

You just got front row seats

to 23 jump street.

Put your gun down.

Okay.

Ladies, you're busted.

I'm gonna write you a ticket

for, let's see,

public intoxication,

underage drinking,

drinking in public...

Um, excuse me.

Well, well, well.

Hello, Sarah.

What are you doing here?

- What am I doing here?

- What are you doing here

partying with all these losers?

I'm actually house-sitting

for Councilwoman Bohner.

Councilwoman Bohner?

Boner. I have that

sometimes.

Andy.

I could call her

if you want.

She knows all about the party.

I didn't know if you wanted

to start on a sour note

with a newly-minted city

bureaucrat.

Ooh.

- Burn!

- Enough. That's enough!

You're still getting a ticket.

You're still all...

you will be arresting

nobody here, Trent.

You got a lot

of nerve coming here.

First, you steal my gal,

then you sh*t in the jacuzzi

at the graduation party.

That's not true.

None of that is true.

I never sh*t in the jacuzzi.

You know, I used

to wanna be you.

I did.

But now I got you figured out.

You, sir, suck.

What did you just say?

You suck.

Oh, no. He did not.

Yes, he did.

You suck!

You suck!

He doesn't suck.

He gets sucked.

I get sucked.

You suck!

No. I get sucked. I get sucked.

You suck! You suck!

He gets sucked.

Stop it.

Stop it now!

You suck! You suck!

No! I'm an officer of the law!

You suck! You suck!

You're all going to jail!

You're going to jail.

I'm gonna get backup.

We'll shoot all of you guys.

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Andy!

Oh, my god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a dumb-ass.

Yeah!

- Let's go, girls.

- I'm down. What's up?

Oh, my god. All of us.

Guys, this is the best night

I've had in such a long time.

We're back.

We're the three amigos.

You mean TLC.

I should probably apologize.

Just for all the sh*t

that went down when I left.

No. I get it.

I would've hated me too.

Shut up, you guys.

Let's just enjoy this.

All right.

Let's do this.

Phil and I gotta f***.

Oh, my god.

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