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Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
- 237 Views
- Hey, well. (chuckles)
Why don't I just get a
room out here then and uh,
we all just settle down for the night.
- Hey.
My name is Halsy Knox.
- Hi.
- This here's what's-her-name from Simi.
- Sylvene McFall.
- How do you do, Sylvene?
- I just guess we're all
free, white and 21 eh?
- And uh, anything goes?
(roosters crows)
(snoring)
(door creaks open)
I guess I was born for runnin'
I guess it's in my blood
'Cause the sweet sound
of a hopped-up engine
Is the sweetest sound I've heard
And I keep on movin', movin', movin'
Gotta keep on movin' down the line
Don't try to claim me, woman
'Cause I'll be gone
tomorrow by this time
I'm at home, gal, when I'm runnin'
And I guess that's all I'm worth
And maybe next to the devil,
I'm the meanest man on Earth
But I gotta keep movin', movin', movin'
Honey, gotta keep movin' down the line
Hey, don't be lookin' for me
'Cause I'll be gone
tomorrow by this time
I've had a woman in every city
I've had a woman in every town
Ain't no need to put your claim on me
'Cause you're never gonna get me down
'Cause I gotta be movin', movin', movin'
Honey I gotta be movin' along
I'm on the one-night-stand, gal
Tomorrow by this time I will be gone
(truck horn)
Gotta keep movin', honey
Look out, get out of the way, I'm gone
- Hey.
You got any lube nipples for a Yamaha 250?
No.
- No got.
- Sh*t.
(hums)
(whistles jauntily)
You got head gaskets?
- Oh, head gaskets we got.
(Halsy hums)
(Halsy whistles jauntily)
- [Halsy] Owner around?
- [Little] He's out to lunch.
Thought I'd promote
myself a couple of tires
if the boss was around.
Them I got seen too many races
if I head out for the desert
on Sunday, you goin'?
- It's a buck-59 for the gasket.
- Hey, let me use your torque
wrench for about five minutes.
I thought you said he wasn't around?
- He'll be back.
- [Halsy] After lunch, you said!
- Hey!
It's a buck-59.
Hey, it's a buck-59.
Hey incidentally, um.
It's a buck-50 for those
gaskets plus nine cents tax.
- You sure got some small
ideas about friendship, man.
Hey what's the matter, you
think I ain't gonna pay you
or somethin'?
- Hey, forget it.
- No, I always pay my own bills.
Where is that?
- Oh, well if you're
gonna use that gasket,
you better seat it first.
- Seat it?
- Yeah, so you don't get any blow blank.
- Well I'm no scientist,
I just ride bikes.
Is this coffee for the general use here?
- Customers.
pain in the ass anyway. I hate em.
They don't know sugar.
- [Little] What?
- [Halsy] Sugar.
- What about it?
- Don't have to stay up all night
workin' on a bike the night before.
They just stay up all night
lovin' the women and drinkin'
it up and doin' whatever they damn want.
- Hey uh, where's your wife today?
- My who?
- Oh, you know, your wife.
- Oh, uh.
Yeah, she's uh, she's a stewardess.
Had an early flight out this morning.
Didn't have no time to
fix me any breakfast.
Whose doughnut is this?
Is this somebody's?
Come on, I'll let you buy me a beer.
(Little chuckles)
What's so funny?
(motorcycle engines)
Little Fauss and Big Halsy
Men and their machine,
motorbike racin' was the game
Always pushin' all for one more win
It takes nerves to take that curve
Nerves of steel, climbin'
that hill, twistin' that grip
(Halsy hoots)
- [Halsy] Come on, yah, yah!
(screams)
Hey, Little Fauss and Big Halsy
Tomorrow's just another day
Another day to race away
One more win, that's all we've gotta do
It takes guts when the going gets rough
You've gotta be tough, give
it your best facin' that death
Little Fauss and Big Halsy
Win no praise and gain no fame
Always there when the
numbers they were called
Goin' in a rush, chewin' that brush
Gotta move on tomorrow,
they're gone, Sears or bust
(Halsy and Fauss hooting)
- You know, Seal.
We wanna hear a Little's side of it.
Before we start leapin' at conclusions.
- What we got for dessert, Mom?
- I got Whip 'N Wonder, Wet
'N Warm and Slip 'N Serve.
- Well it don't make no never-mind to me.
- Well, whichever, speak up.
- It won't stay with me 20 minutes.
- It just don't sound like Little to me.
Houndin' sheep on a cycle.
- Well where is he then, huh?
- It's not humanitary.
- Look, Frasier done seen him.
He seen him!
- Someone on a cycle,
that don't mean Little.
'Specially bein' two of 'em.
We're the only friends
Little's got, you know that.
He don't have no friends.
Oh come on, let's eat.
(faint buzzing flies)
(faint motorcycle engine)
- Yahoo! Hi, Ma.
- Little!
Where have you been?
(Halsy burps)
(Little groans)
- [Little] Hey Ma, I
just had one beer, Ma.
Hi.
- I'll have my Whip 'N Wonder now, Ma.
- This here's my friend, uh.
My friend.
- Hello, how you doin'?
- Dinner is done.
- Oh, we ate.
- Yeah, we ate already, thank you.
- Howdie Frasier called me up.
He said two bums on bikes was
tearin' up his River Road
Acres 'til he run 'em off!
- But it's okay, we ate.
- Now you hold on a minute,
Little, you hold on!
- Son, your father's speaking to you.
- Well, I know that, Mother.
I know that, but I don't feel good.
- I don't wonder.
- Hey babe, you got that
job and wanna look good
you better be clean!
- [Seally] Okay, sideburns.
I told you, I want you two
fellas to hold on a minute!
- Seally, peace.
- My friend sideburns is waitin'
here on a part from Tulsa.
And I was waitin' on a, for
a part, you know, from Tulsa?
And uh, I invited him over.
Uh, for the weekend.
- Just 'til then.
- Just 'til the weekend.
Oh.
Well you know, I think I
should wash up, excuse me.
- I gotta look for a job
for me too in the mornin'.
I can't collect my
unemployment out here 'til May.
You wouldn't know about any
positions of anything open, would ya?
I had a job out in Texas.
But my old lady wouldn't
leave her girlfriends
and go on out there. (chuckles)
They were all right, I mean,
I had this job right up
until Christmas and she
wouldn't come out there.
Well I don't give a damn, I
mean I can get a job over at
Maralinda anytime I want.
- Well I suggest you
just go to Maralinda then.
- Do you want a cup of coffee first?
- Nope, no.
somethin', aren't they?
Where did Little go to?
Hey, buddy.
- Do you want instant frost on your
Whip 'N Wonder, or just plain?
- It don't matter beans to me, Ma.
Just go right through me tonight anyway.
(motorcycle engines)
- [Voiceover] Okay, let's
everybody have our attention now.
Let's get your attention here.
Now we've got about three
minutes until starting time or less.
We're gonna have it there
and we're gonna run it right.
Come on now, let's everybody get back.
Let's give these riders
plenty of room now.
- How's it going, Halsy?
- Hell! (spits)
(motorcycle engine)
(country music)
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