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Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #8
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
- 237 Views
- Who?
(Rita groans)
Hey.
(Rita hums melodically)
All I'm lookin' for out of
this is a factory contract.
I'm just tired.
I'm tired of leanin' on
dealers all over the country.
To ride them name-brands
in every fairground
and county fairs all over the country.
Just to get on some factory
team at 40 or $60,000 a year.
That's all Sears Point means to me.
- [Voiceover] Let's play
dealer wins, it's my beer.
(overlapping conversation)
- Come on, Halsy, deal.
Come on, Frank, put 'em up.
- All right, man, let's go.
- Everybody in?
- [Voiceover] Hell, I
thought we were bein' raided.
Is poker legal in California or what?
- Lock the door will ya, babe?
- I ran into an old friend
of yours downstairs.
- Who?
- I asked him to come up.
(Halsy burps)
(background chatter)
Well, if ain't Little Fauss my old tuner.
Good deal.
How are ya?
Come on in, grab a chair.
(muffled background chatter)
- Who's into who?
Somebody's into somebody.
Do you want a beer?
You know Rita, oh yeah, you seen our kid?
- Yeah, you got a nice baby.
- Thank you, well how do you know, man?
You haven't even seen
her, she's over here.
- I seen her when your old
lady dragged me up here.
- There's nothin' like a kid in the world.
Nothin' like a kid.
- [Voiceover] Are you playin' or not?
- Yeah, hell I'm in.
- [Voiceover] Get in or get out.
- So you're in cockroach manner too, huh?
That's what I call this
place, cockroach manner.
- Huh?
What?
- Oh no, man, I'm only kiddin'.
Sure, it's beautiful.
TV.
You're only in San
Francisco once, I always say
and all my friends are here.
- I better get some sleep
if I wanna get some practice
laps in in the morning.
- Yeah man, sure.
You better get some sleep.
- [Voiceover] I'll go two
bucks just to get you out.
- [Voiceover] Okay, I'll see you for two.
- Me, I do all my
partying before the race.
Then I'm so hungover all I
wanna do is get that race over.
Damned if I don't race better
just tryin' to get that race
over and back on the road.
- [Voiceover] I'll raise you a half.
- It's just another greasy spoon, right?
- You don't think big, Little.
That's your problem, probably
from racin' dirt too much.
No more suckin' around for
tires and candy-ass spark plugs
for me, babe, no sir.
One year in the national
circuit, then out.
Out while I'm on top.
Go on TV as a famous sports celebrity.
Racin' ain't the only way to make money.
- [Voiceover] The dealer folds.
- Best of luck to you.
- I was even sayin' to old
kinda make 'em feel good.
- You got a kind heart, you know that?
- [Voiceover] All right
deal it, man, let's go.
- Hey, it's not my deal.
Damnit, whose deal is it anyway?
I ain't runnin' a casino around here.
How's she supposed to get any sleep?
- [Voiceover] Somebody grab the cards.
- [Voiceover] Yeah, see ya.
(overlapping background chatter)
See ya later, Paul.
- [Halsy] Paul? What you talkin' about?
It's Halsy, man!
- [Voiceover] See you later, man.
- How you doin', Rita?
- I'm doin' good, Little,
how are you doin'?
- [Little] All right.
- [Rita] That's good.
What's happenin'?
- [Little] Draft board got me.
- Uh, thought you said you had to go home
and get some sleep, Little?
- Draft board's got me, I got drafted.
- Crash your bike, man, get reclassified.
- You mean, hurt myself on purpose?
- That's what I done.
- I don't feature that.
I don't feature that.
(Halsy groans)
- [Halsy] Except when you go
you end up wreckin' yourself a lot.
(chimes)
- [Voiceover] Operator.
- Operator, I'd like to
make a long-distance call
to Pebble Beach, California.
- [Voiceover] What's the caller's estate?
- Uh, to the country club.
- [Voiceover] Do you have the number?
- No, I don't know the number.
And that's person-to-person
to Mr. and Mrs. Jack Nebraska.
- [Voiceover] That'll be 75 cents, please.
- Okay.
(rattling)
- [Voiceover] 25 cents more, please.
- Just a minute, I'm comin' up with it.
- [Voiceover] Thank you.
- [Voiceover] Hello, who is it?
- It's Rita.
- [Voiceover] Would you speak up?
I'm sorry I can't hear you,
we got a bad connection here.
Who is it?
- Rita!
- She's gone.
- Who?
- (chuckles) Oh, who?
Who do you think, man? Rita.
She cut, split.
- She's not with me.
- Oh no, I know she's not with you, man.
What's she gonna do with
you if she cut out on me?
- She didn't even say goodbye?
(Halsy laughs)
- Who cares?
Screw her.
Once a whore, always a whore.
Hey.
What would you say to somethin' to eat?
Let's get somethin' to eat, how about it?
Come on!
- [Little] I ate.
- Come on, have a cup of coffee with me.
- I had coffee too.
- Oh well then have crumb,
hell have a toothpick.
Come on, watch me eat, come on.
I turned down Suzuki, did I tell ya?
- Good for you.
- Told them to take their
contract and shove it.
my life like that, man.
- All right.
- Sponsorship is nowhere, man.
Politics.
- That's right.
I had...
I had this offer to go race in Europe.
- [Little] Uh-huh.
- I had to turn it down
because of Rita and the kid.
Sh*t.
- You didn't have no offers, Halsy.
- Hey ma'am, can I have some coffee?
- Man, what a day for
her to leave on, huh?
- Oh no.
If a chick's gonna go she's
gonna go on your birthday
or on Christmas Eve, they
got their timin' down.
They know just when to cut ya.
- Hey, how's it goin', Halsy?
- Hey, what do you say, babe.
Are you hot today?
- [Voiceover] Yeah!
- 'Frisco. We made it, didn't we?
It ain't how you do, babe.
It's where you been, ain't
you learned that yet?
- It's how you do, Halsy.
- [Voiceover] With the temperature
here on the track at 111
degrees and under cloudless skies,
Already we have a large crowd
to witness a professional
motorcycle road race and
we have people spaced
all over this race track
high on the hillsides
at the north edge of San
Francisco Bay here at beautiful
Sears Point International Raceway.
in just a few moments.
The factory teams doing battle.
(drowned out by loud droning engines)
And the starter's flag and we're off.
(cacophonous engine revving)
Taking the lead is Cal Grafer, number 25.
(muffled and distorted
announcement chatter)
Taking the back is a first,
we've got a duel going
between two of the unknown
first-time entries here
And they're really
see-sawing it back and forth.
The number 58, Fauss on the inside there.
Getting up to about half a bike lane.
And they're see-sawing it back and forth.
They are through the turns
and they should come down
the front straightaway side-to-side.
We'll find out who's got that horsepower.
But wait a minute,
approaching turn seven there,
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