Little Fockers Page #4

No.

Oh.

You're kidding.

I'm so sorry.

Thanks, Pam.

You always know exactly

the right thing to say to me.

"I'm so sorry"?

My anchor.

What happened?

What?

What happened?

I don't know.

I'm still trying to

make sense of it myself.

We were having

some street food

outside a government

building in Bulgaria

and I said, "Hey, you want

to get married?"

And I took out

a little piece of string

and I tied the twine

around her finger,

and she just...

She threw it on

the ground and said no.

Or nyet,

'cause she's Russian.

She caught the next

plane out of there.

Adios, Kevin.

Your proposal seems

way out of character.

Why did you put

so little effort into it?

Greg told me to.

What are you...

Kevin, no, no.

What are you talking about?

I didn't...

- Daddy?

I can't sleep.

Still in diapers.

No, Jack, they're pull-ups.

We're weaning him off diapers.

What's up, man?

I can't stop thinking

about all that blood.

Really? All right, well,

how about I read you a story?

Uncle Kevin!

How you doing, tiger?

Good.

Oh!

Wow.

Are you having

a hard time sleeping?

Yeah.

Oh.

There we go.

Jesus. Henry?

Are you...

Shh. He's sleeping.

He's sleeping.

I put him in a still-point.

It's a massage technique

that relaxes

the body by gently

easing the flow of

cerebrospinal fluid.

Yeah. Look at him.

He's gonna wake up

feeling so refreshed.

I've been studying

a lot of Eastern medicine

in my down time.

Well, listen,

I just came by

to say my hellos,

so I will head on out.

Good.

Okay.

Hey, Kev, listen,

do you need a place to stay?

No, he doesn't.

You got a place

to stay, right?

And we're pretty full up.

Not a problem.

I volunteer at a South Side

homeless shelter.

So, I'll probably

stay there

and just work

the soup kitchen line

in the morning.

That is so

wonderful, Kevin.

Yeah, it's funny,

I feed them food,

but those vagrants

and drifters feed my soul,

so it works out

pretty good for all of us.

Perfect.

We always need extra hands,

if you guys wanna

come on down tomorrow...

Actually, Greg and I

are taking a tour

of this place called

the Early Human

School tomorrow.

But maybe after...

You're kidding me,

the Early Human School?

Right.

My investment group

handles their endowment fund.

In fact,

the director, Prudence,

is a dear friend

and ex-lover of mine.

I'm gonna put in

a good word for you.

That would be great,

wouldn't it?

Oh, of course.

Or not. I mean,

you know, she's an ex-lover,

I think that'd be awkward.

No, nonsense.

I'm on great terms

with all my ex-lovers.

Thanks.

Sure.

Okay. All right,

well, you know,

whatever feels right.

After the tour, Greg,

I was hoping you'd

show us your new house.

And, Kevin,

when you're done

feeding the bums,

why don't you meet us there?

Okay. I'll be there.

You know what, Jack?

I still have some items

on the punch list

to go through

with the contractors,

so I'm thinking

maybe we should

put it off for a few days.

Ah, no,

let's do it tomorrow.

Well, I think...

We'll meet you

there at noon, Kevin.

I don't know.

At noon?

Yeah, all right.

Okay.

And we're gonna

get you through this.

Anything you need,

you come to me.

Okay. Thanks, J.B.

Yeah. Or me.

Okay.

Well, you can come

to either of us.

Yeah, we're here for you.

Thanks.

Careful, yeah.

- I feel like crap.

- Yeah.

You're burning up.

Yeah, I must have

gotten the flu

the kids had last week.

Oh, my God,

the school tour is today.

Yeah, I know.

Honey, what am I gonna do?

I'll do it. Okay?

I'll handle it.

Yeah?

Yeah, and your mom

can take the kids

to school.

But what about my dad?

I got it, all right?

I really appreciate

your including me

on the school tour, Greg.

Oh, Jack, you are

a trusted advisor.

I mean, your words

hit home about

a top-notch education,

getting your

financial house in order.

That's it. That's it.

It's all about

the kids, right?

The next generation.

I'm glad to

hear you say that.

Makes me feel that

I've chosen wisely.

Of course,

children change

everything in a marriage,

and that was the issue

with Debbie and Bob.

They stopped finding

time for each other

once LJ came into their lives,

so Bob sought

sexual fulfillment

outside the marriage.

Mmm.

Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob.

He really disappointed me.

I'll tell you something.

I'd like to really teach

that bastard a lesson.

I happen to have

his new address.

Perhaps you and I should

sneak in there one night

and plant a tiny

explosive device

in the stove.

Make it look like a gas leak.

Yeah. Yeah.

Or we could,

you know, maybe

find some less criminal way

of teaching him a lesson.

You know, still get him.

I'm only joking, Greg.

Okay.

But it would be fun.

Yeah, oh,

it would be great.

I'm hoping that you and Pam

are still finding time

for each other.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, are you kidding?

Yeah, no, no,

we're great, we're...

Good.

I mean, you know,

it's not easy.

You got to work

at it, but...

Are you still

physically attracted

to my daughter, Greg?

To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes.

Jack, there's never been

a problem with that.

Even after her body's

endured the hellish ordeal

of birthing twins?

Yes. Even after that.

It's still... It's all good.

It's all good under the hood.

That's disgusting.

Welcome, parents.

I'm Prudence Simmons,

director of

the Early Human School.

And at E.H.S., we know.

We know that no two

early humans are alike.

So why should their

educational experiences

be identical? Right?

Makes sense.

It's not about

the 99.8 % of graduates

that go on to the best

secondary schools.

Wow, impressive.

Yeah.

That guy's really been

hitting the Bowflex, huh?

What?

It's not

the overwhelming number

of Early Human alumni

that become civic leaders,

CEOs of Fortune

What's important to us

is that they become

themselves.

Please welcome

the Early Human Tumblers!

Whoo!

Kids are really good.

I like what I'm seeing

from this place.

Yeah.

And I'm sure

it doesn't come cheap.

Mmm-mmm.

You think you can swing it?

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah,

I got it covered.

And, you know,

if it's not covered

right now,

it will be covered.

It's one of those things

that you cover it.

Do you have the money

or not, Greg?

New friends, hello!

Hi.

Hi, I'm Prudence. Greg?

Greg. How are you?

Jack?

Jack Byrnes.

So, Jack and Greg,

tell me what path

you've chosen.

How do you make a "living"?

Oh, okay, well,

I'm a nurse.

Oh.

He's being modest.

He's actually

the department manager

of the medical-surgical unit

at Chicago Memorial

and I am a retired florist.

What a combination,

a nurse and a florist?

How great.

May I ask how long

you've been

in each other's lives?

Oh, I'd say... Well,

it's about eight years,

hasn't it been?

Yeah, eight years.

I'd say eight years.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

Eight great years. Yeah.

Eight great years.

Well, it started out

a little rocky.

We've had our moments.

Yes, but then

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