Little Fockers Page #6

they fight about?

Um...

Like Mommy got mad at Daddy

because he was going

to the hotel with Andi.

Andi?

Who's Andi?

I can't say because

I'm not supposed

to be spying.

Like I always tell you,

there's nothing

wrong with spying

as long as you

suspect foul play.

So, who's Andi?

Andi gives Daddy

his boners.

His what?

Andi gives Daddy his boners.

Uh-huh.

Hey, guys!

Hey, Greg.

How was your day?

Yeah.

Great.

Hey.

How about you, Sam?

What? Come on,

say something to me.

No! I won't!

Ah! You just did.

Hey, Greg?

Yeah.

I'm not so sure

using chicanery

and subterfuge

on your daughter

is the best way

to get her to

communicate with you.

No, no, no. That's not

chicanery and subterfuge.

For whatever it's worth.

Worth a lot. Thank you.

And I will

see you later, okay?

I got roped into this hospital

administration dinner

thing tonight, so...

Work function?

Yeah.

It's the price of being

in charge of the unit, so...

I see.

That last minute, huh?

Yeah.

Department head called

so I gotta do

a little face time and...

Have fun.

Okay.

Hmm.

Jack?

Jack!

Is that you?

Greg.

What are you doing out here?

Just picking up

some milk

for the morning.

You looking

for a market?

Yeah.

Okay, 'cause there's one

right across from the house.

Oh, is there?

I didn't know that.

Just take a left

on Lincoln. Right there.

Thanks, Greg.

Okay.

See you later.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Hey!

Greg.

Hey, man.

You following me?

Following you?

Why would I be

following you?

No, I'm just

looking for milk.

Okay. 'Cause, remember,

I mentioned

out on the street there,

there's a store

right in the neighborhood.

True, but Dina likes

the organic stuff

and I heard there was

a natural food market

downtown.

Amazing, you going

all this way just for

a carton of milk.

You know what?

You should get off here.

There's a really great

natural foods market

about two blocks

south of the station.

Oh.

Have a good night, Jack.

You, too, Greg.

Hey.

Oh! Hey.

Superstar!

Everything cool?

You seem a little edgy.

No, I'm good.

It's just my in-laws

are in town, so...

Anyway, I went over

the drug info

and I think I got

the science down

pretty well.

Oh, no, Greg.

These doctors don't care

about that stuff.

If you want to sell

a drug like Sustengo,

you have to make it personal.

Do you know any

sexually frustrated

old dudes with

a heart condition?

I didn't hear you come in.

What kept you so long?

I just got

a little bit lost.

Everyone asleep?

Yeah.

We've got

the house to ourselves.

I'm so happy that you

got away from your wife.

Excuse me?

She's been

very suspicious lately.

Quick, quick, quick.

We only have an hour.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

Jack, come on.

You've gotta play along.

Roz Focker said

we have to have an affair

with each other.

I'm role playing.

Right, right, right.

I understand.

I just have

a bit of a headache,

sweetheart, tonight.

I know. You've had

that worried look

on your face all day.

I promise you,

the Focker family

is going to be fine.

Now, come on.

Before my husband

comes home.

Then, we'd better hurry,

my illicit lover.

Let me just brush my teeth.

Ooh.

Your father-in-law

did not really put you

in a lie detector machine.

No, that's true.

That's incredible!

Jesus Christ, I thought

my wife's father was bad.

That was

a great speech, nurse.

Thank you.

And hey,

"I'm staring at you."

It was "I'm watching you,"

but that's what he did, yes.

Thank you.

You killed it tonight.

Those stories

about your family

were hilarious.

Thank you.

So, I should be

getting going.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're my fianc.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hello, Dr. Ballard.

So nice to see you.

Hey, can I get you 200 cc's

of anything you want, stat?

Only if you can buy a drink

for my fianc as well.

Didn't know

you were engaged.

Can you

take a picture for us

for my scrapbook?

You know what?

You don't...

He doesn't have to do that.

Yeah, it's for

our scrapbook.

No, you know what, bro?

I'm cool like that.

I'll do that.

You are such a doll.

Here we go.

One, two, three.

Whoa!

Best picture ever.

You look great

and you have, like,

a red-eye problem.

I'll see you later, babe.

I cannot believe

I ever slept with that guy.

Yeah, right.

No, seriously, I did.

At a convention

in Milwaukee last summer.

We were, like,

drinking tequila,

doing rum chasers.

Always a bad idea, right?

Yeah.

Can you get me a margarita

on the rocks, no salt?

You know what...

I'm gonna run

to the restroom.

Gosh. You know what...

All right, cool.

You're the best.

All right? All right.

All right, okay.

Hi. Can I get a club soda

and a margarita

on the rocks with no salt?

Thanks.

Night out

on the town, Focker?

Dr. Bob.

Hey, man!

What are you doing here?

I'm here for the convention.

What about you?

Doing some work for Pfosten

as a medical expert.

But you're a nurse.

You know what?

I don't really have

anything to say to you.

Okay, I get it, Greg.

I screwed up.

But the pressure

of being in that family

finally got to me.

What are you talking about?

You were his golden boy.

More like his golden b*tch.

He wanted Deb and me

to get married

in Oyster Bay. Done.

Can we name

our baby after him?

"You got it, Jack."

And he gives me this

whole spiel, right,

about how I'm next in line

to his throne.

He came up with

this name for me,

the Bobfather.

Really? He said that to you?

He pulled the same sh*t

on you, didn't he?

In that family,

we're all just hamsters

on Jack Byrnes' little wheel.

His Circus of Trust,

or whatever he calls it.

Circle of Trust.

I had no idea

how deep I was in

until I stepped away.

And I'll

tell you something,

once I got off the treadmill,

I've never been happier.

Yeah, well, I think

I got it under control.

Hello, Greg.

Hey.

Hey, Jack.

You mind explaining this?

What is that? Oh.

Sustengo. Yeah, that's...

You know.

These drug companies,

they give me

all these free samples.

Is that it?

Or do you need

to use this

because you're no longer

sexually attracted to Pam?

You know what, Jack?

That's ridiculous.

Really. You know what?

I'm not even gonna

go there with you.

This is...

Have a good night,

all right?

I'm gonna go sleep.

Don't walk away

from me, Focker.

Jack, is everything okay

down there?

Everything's fine.

Okay. All right.

'Cause you seem

to have a little, I mean...

I know what I have, Greg,

and I'm not concerned

about that right now.

Right now, what I want

from you is the truth.

Jack, did you take

one of those pills?

Well, I was

highly preoccupied

and Dina wanted

to make love,

and the label clearly

states that it's safe

for heart patients.

Yes, but you need

a prescription

after you've had

a thorough examination.

How long have you had that...

The situation for?

Stop avoiding the question.

I'm not avoiding

the question.

If you've had that

for more than four hours,

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