Little Johnny - The Movie Page #6

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The next day at a family do with everybody

gathered round, the Missis said

to Little Johnny she says...

"So Johnny did the Bull suprisse the Black

cow today?"

Little Johnny said,

"Sure did, he f***ed the White one"

Kevin...

Thanks Uncle Kevin...

I couldn't of done it without ya

Your welcome mate...

You may be only a little takka,

but ya got a bloody big heart...

You little shits...get outta my way

That's my money...

Firstly Little Johnny may i congratulate

you on your absolutley, monumental

victory here today...You have shown

tremendous courage

and will undoubtedbly become an inspiration for

Down-hill Racers around the world...

Is there anything you would like to

say to your fan's out here today?

Yep..

Goin'!!...

Why you little

I'll take it...

Congratulations Little Johnny, she's a wonderful bike

Would you like it boxed?

Or do you want to ride it home?

Ride thanks...

Watch it Dick-head...

Ah f*** off...

Uncle Kevin...

Your a very lucky young man, it's the last one

Rare as Hens Teeth they are..

There's nothing else i can do for

you Mr.Wilson good-day...

Oi, hang on a bloody minute look mate,

i'm..i'm not asking for any favours

here just a little bit more time..

Time did you say?..Yes if only we as mere mortals

could control something as dreary as time..

But alas we can't, so i won't..thank you

Al-alright 24

I'm not asking you to change time,

just..just look the other way for a little bit

I'm afraid the balance must be paid today

in full or we will for-close on your property

So that's it huh!!...

I'm gonna loose every f***in' thing i worked

for and all for a pissy little 30 Dollars..

30 Dollars or a 1000 to the Bank makes no difference..

Well mate it makes a big bloody difference to me..

We are a Financial Institution, not a Charity..

Well what happened to the Old Australian, "Fair-go"

Proberbly on vacation, along with the

Good Samaritan's, now if you don't mind

Don't mind...don't mind...

Well as a matter of fact i do f***ing mind, Ya fuckwitt

There's no need for language like that sir...

Mate, i haven't even f***in' started on you yet...

Right...

Help...

Now tell me, what's it take to save me f***in' farm?

Uncle Kevin...

Yeah mate..

Here's your 30 Bucks..

Thank you young man...

Happy counting Mister

Hey thanks mate..

you know i'll make it up to ya

Don't worry Uncle Kev, you already have!!

Really!!...How's that?

You know something Johnny..You got

a bloody good head on your shoulders

Did i ever tell you that?

Aaww thanks Uncle Kev

Hey guy's...

wait for me

Say, did you get the bicycle?

Nah...

Grew out of it

I know you and Mary are like an

item and all and..

normally that's like, well a..a big problem with me

But i believe, in my heart..we'll see this thing through!!

Like mates, so if it's alright with you

both, can i still hang out with you guys?

Course you can Rog...

Oh great...

Were mates...

Of course

So what became of Little Johnny?

Did he find success?

Or failure?

It doesn't really matter

The point is, Little Johnny has become part of folk-law

A Legend...

And as we all know...Legend's never ever die...

Mr.Hanson, can i ask you something?

Of course Johnny... What is it?

Well, Mary and i wanna get married, is that alright?

Oh, i don't see why not!!

But there's a few thing's to sort out

Like..err where will you live?

Well i figured i could just move into Mary's room!!

It's big enough for the both of us easily..

Oh i see..Erm, how will you support her?

Well we'll eat here...

I get a Dollar a-week allowance and so does she..

I got a bit saved up...That should be enough

Alright and what if any little one's come along?

Well finger's crossed, we've been lucky so far!!!

Why's that funny Uncle Kev?

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